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Spezcuck 191 points ago +193 / -2

Superman wants to rip open his superman costume to reveal a glowing Trump 2020 tatoo.

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SmokeyAF 32 points ago +33 / -1

or a tat of Melania modeling

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memelifts 20 points ago +20 / -0

a pinup of melania in black stockings..

7/10, would get tattooed if somebody else paid for it

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0v3rKill [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Make Mexico pay for it.

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WarTurtle 11 points ago +11 / -0

who's gonna pay for it?

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yesminister 115 points ago +115 / -0

Very sneaky, since he's actually Batman.

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superfly 38 points ago +38 / -0

My thought exactly

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6079SmithW 33 points ago +33 / -0

Pretty hard-core having Superman as your secret identity.

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dougkeenan 12 points ago +12 / -0

kek

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Scroon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol, Trump plays Superman when he wants to take it easy for a while.

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cbonez416 14 points ago +14 / -0

100% perfect.. you win lol

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Southern_Belle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thanks for the comment.

I was going to say the same thing: Trump is Batman.

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SnuggleBunny 6 points ago +6 / -0

That vid was amazing Kek

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GCotN 81 points ago +81 / -0

This would have been played over and over for the next 100 years.

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xBigCoffinHunter 61 points ago +61 / -0

That would have been the most amazing thing ever

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fasterth 11 points ago +11 / -0

This site would not have handled that level of meme power.

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Valanantar 47 points ago +47 / -0

How do we know that's even true?

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DivvyDivet 77 points ago +77 / -0

It's not true. There is no source. And if it was true id vote for Trump twice.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 35 points ago +35 / -0

Just register democrat and you can do it thrice

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DivvyDivet 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'll vote Democrat when I'm dead.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 23 points ago +23 / -0

We all will.

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TenScoops 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not if we all take REGENERON.

It will make us all immortal.

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Modus_Pwninz 21 points ago +21 / -0

Trump should tweet this and say "Not true! Though the fake news sometimes comes up with good ideas! Remember the Gorilla Channel?"

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Valanantar 6 points ago +6 / -0

100%

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Pepedom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Its not true. If Trump wanted to rip open his shirt, Trump would have ripped open his shirt

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Mark0alag0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Right, like the fucking news does not expect their readers to have a brain cell to rub with another brain cell in order to think shit through: “Well if this story is true that means he either brought a Superman t-shirt with him to the hospital or he asked someone to go out and buy a Superman t-shirt that would fit him.” They just make shit up with no repercussions. “Cuz muh freedom of the press to write seditious propaganda and to frame stories to create hoaxes that harm the best interests of the Republic, hurr durr.”

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BoughtByBloomberg2 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's false. But it would have been so cool if it was real.

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Caligula13 32 points ago +33 / -1

Daddy's so based

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bklyndamsel 28 points ago +28 / -0

That would've been so fucking cool.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

How absolutely dare he?

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DonttrustChina 23 points ago +23 / -0

"Breaking: powerful man shown to still have sense of humor, film at 11!"

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

if Barry did it, all the libshit commies would have wet panties

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Liberty_Prime 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's not news.

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AnAngryPotato 13 points ago +13 / -0

That would have absolutely made my day

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4bfd6g5h4df54hgds6f5 10 points ago +10 / -0

such bullshit.

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springz 9 points ago +9 / -0

oh, man genuine lol at this, thanks for that.

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Raindrops1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m bummed he didn’t, but probably safest. The salt excess could upset the balance of nature for decades.

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astral-cracker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't you love it when one news agency uses another news agency is a source?

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driveshack 7 points ago +7 / -0

This would have been awesome!

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Jimmy_Russler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reeee only we're allowed to have superheros!

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Swaraj_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Scaramucci on suicide watch lmao

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HumblePig 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would have broken down crying like a little baby.

My Dad started wearing a Superman T-shirt when he made it a full year past the timespan given by doctors with his cancer diagnosis.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's would have been phenomenal!

Except he needed a Batman t shirt. :)

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ProfessorRomendev 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good guy Trump!

He didn’t want to instantly impregnate all the women warching and cuck his supporters.

What a guy!

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soperific 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not only is this ineffective as criticism. It is not original, Andrew Klavan had a clip about this the day after Trump returned to the White House.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

1000th updoot yessssssss!

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please make this a Trump T-shirt.

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GottliebPins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Superman wishes he was Donald Trump.

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Teapot_Gravy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd pay to see that. Rip off the mask, tear open the shirt!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would’ve been cucking amazing 🤣🤣🤣 holy shit lmaooo imagine how triggered the left would get. We know GEOTUS is a great snowman! Hahhahhahaha!

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supersecretaccount82 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would have been amazing, he needs to yell at whomever talked him out of it

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SteelDriver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha. With all the criticism he's taken, he might as well have done it.

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Upupmma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the fuck talked him out of this?

They should be fired immediately.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shared by 3.3 thousands. Haha we get more up votes on a fart meme on the .win

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Cerise224 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

The leftists have no clue:

https://i.imgur.com/Mr0rmKS.png

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ToTheRescues 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol Trump is hilarious

It's refreshing to have a president with such a great sense of humor

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then Melania would come over, cosplaying Lois Lane, and ask him questions?

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg, that wouldve been glorious

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wear my superman shirt under my suit every time so I can do this at some point.

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amerika_f1rst 2 points ago +2 / -0

his mental state is unhinged! peach mint! /s

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not an orange man. In our world, he stands for hope.

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

that would have been fucking awesome

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Gumpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish he would of done this.

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Nimble_navigator92 2 points ago +2 / -0

M if he even said this, it was probably in jest. Lefty's don't understand Trumps sense of humor at all

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who would’ve thunk that it wasn’t his powers from Krypton that made him Super— it was good genes all along!

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Bongo_Occidental 2 points ago +2 / -0

They want it to make him look crazy. If there’s any shred of truth to this, it was POTUS just talking shit, saying it as a joke.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should as he is superman