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Happy Columbus Day! (media.thedonald.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
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Avdimar 168 points ago +169 / -1

Must have really sucked back then if they wanted to be sacrificed.

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f_bastiat 114 points ago +114 / -0

I'm sure it did suck, but even if it was great, when you are raised to KNOW you will be rewarded in the afterlife by doing it, and you have the critical thinking skills of a 5th grader, its really not all that far fetched to think they would be honored. Our brains are weird man.

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Melthesender45 75 points ago +75 / -0

And if you want to see real Indians you can go to the Amazon tribes where they will still kill you and steal your shit today.

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Nikola_S1 36 points ago +36 / -0

If Aztecs invented gunpowder and ocean-worthy ships before Europeans, they would have conquered Europe, just like Europeans conquered them. Likely they would be more brutal in their conquest.

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Red_Pill 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

This ! Like any other civilization in history would have done.

Claiming otherwise is most certainly white guilt, and this selective ignorance usually is the result of school teachers being leftists.

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NativeNorCal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based on how the Aztecs treated their own population, I can't imagine them being nicer than the Europeans.

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +5 / -1 (edited)

QUICK HIJACK, NEED INFO:

I'M LOOKING FOR THE ACCOUNT/ CHRONICLE OF (AS I RECALL) A DOMINICAN PRIEST, WHO TRAVELED WITH CONQUISTADORS INTO OAXACA, EARLY IN THE LATIN AMERICAN CONQUESTS. THE STORY I READ WAS THAT THIS CHRONICLE CONTAINED A STORY OF HUMAN SACRIFICES, BEING WITNESSED BY THE EXPEDITION.

A 3 LEVELED PYRAMID COMPLEX, WITH THE 3RD LEVEL UNDERGROUND GOING INTO A CAVERN SYSTEM. THE HUMAN OFFERINGS WERE TAKEN INTO THIS CAVERN SYSTEM. 2 MASSIVE STONE DOORS OPENING INTO A CAVERN SYSTEM, OF UNKNOWN DEPTH, BUT MASSIVE. THE PRIEST REPORTED THAT THERE WERE GIANT COLUMNS WITHIN THE CAVERN SYSTEM, HEWN FROM THE ROCK, INDICATING ADVANCED EXCAVATION.

AND IT APPEARED THE PYRAMID/TEMPLE COMPLEX WAS NEWER THAN THE CAVERN CONSTRUCTIONS. THE CONQUISTADORS SAW REPTILIAN/ "DEMONIC"(ACCORDING TO THEIR DESCRIPTIONS) BEINGS AND SHAPES, MOVING ON THE EDGES OF THEIR TORCH LIGHT, AND HIDING BEHIND THE COLUMNS. THE NOISES THEY MADE WERE WHISPERS AND HISSING, AND THE SMELL WAS DESCRIBED AS HORRIFIC. WIND BLEW FROM DEEPER WITHIN THE CAVERN SYSTEM, OUTWARD. THE CONQUISTADORS WERE ARMED WITH MATCHLOCKS, AND FELT THEIR ARMAMENTS WERE INSUFFICIENT TO SUSTAIN PROLONGED COMBAT, SO THEY RETREATED, IN COMPLETE TERROR.

THE PRIEST CONCLUDED THAT THE SACRIFICES WERE FEEDING THESE CREATURES. A MASSIVE PROJECT WAS INITIATED AT GUNPOINT, FORCING THE NATIVES TO BEGIN BACK-FILLING WITH EARTH AND RUBBLE, THE LOWEST LEVEL AND GROUND LEVEL OF THE TEMPLE. THIS CHRONICLE HAS A NAME, BUT I LOST IT A FEW YEARS AGO.

HUGE HELP IF ANYONE HAS THE NAME OF THE CHRONICLE/ THE PRIEST, AND A TRANSCRIBED SOURCE. THIS WAS NOT SOME DELUSIONAL TRIP. THE PRIEST WAS CREDIBLE, AND THE EXPEDITION WAS DOCUMENTED. THANK YOU.

St. Simon of Trent, Pray For Us.

Edit: Wow! Touched a Nerve on this one. Single down toot magically appears minutes ago on over 20 of my previous posts. :) Love to see it.

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Kolob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like Romans and later Arabs conquered the Iberian Peninsula. Stop whining and move on

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HangtownBill 22 points ago +22 / -0

No need to go all the way to the Amazon. Try Chicago or Oakland.

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pokeman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t forget CHAZ

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FergieJR 44 points ago +44 / -0

Only people "better" at slaving people than the Aztec's are muslims.

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Monkeybeardontcare 28 points ago +28 / -0

Egyptians are (now) Muslims

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zaku 18 points ago +20 / -2

Egypt is full of Muzzies. A friend of mine who is Christian almost got kidnapped by one when she was about 7 or 8 and her mum was there to save her and then they fled to Australia for safety.

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BigMikesBlackCock 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wes wuz kangz

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 6 points ago +7 / -1

Used to all be Christians, just like most of the rest of the middle east and north africa lol

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NorCal2Ayyy 20 points ago +20 / -0

We wuz kangz

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john_smokin 8 points ago +8 / -0

we wuz dick washers n' shit

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GoldwaterVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best video and graphics of 1400 year war:

Why We Are Afraid, A 1400 Year Secret, by Dr Bill Warner 4,707,065 views •Aug 31, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y

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pokeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

And democrats

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pmurTJdlanoD 33 points ago +33 / -0

There’s slavery all over the world at this moment and no one gives a fuck cause of slavery 200 years ago

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Smurfection 18 points ago +18 / -0

Obama's screw up in Libya has reignited race based chattel slavery. I don't see a single BLM marcher giving a darn that blacks are chattel slaves in Libya.

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pmurTJdlanoD 8 points ago +8 / -0

If only they could read...or have any genuine convictions rather than astroturfed Marxist regurgitation...

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Smurfection 7 points ago +7 / -0

BLM only cares about stirring up racial tensions that they can use to gain political power for the left. All commies ever care about is political power.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did those guys have a covert plan to re-establish the caliphate using Muh Arab Spring, or are they just that dumb that they thought they were liberating the region from dictators?

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JoeJimGregory 3 points ago +3 / -0

The plan was to destabilize the region. All the leaders taken out were stable, anti-globalist authoritarians. Created a massive wave of migrants. Somebody is stirring the pot, they want chaos so they can change something. Don’t let your guard down.

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly don't think they gave flying duck about the aftermath of removing Guaddaffi. Just like I don't think they cared at all that ISIS was the group that fighting Assad and if Assad really did fall, ISIS would be in power. I think the whole thing was just the inertia of our government, Obama the weak, Hillary the corrupt to just go around and bomb the crap out of anyone "we" were supposed to be enemies to. For the life of me, I can't figure out why on one hand we were making deals with Iran and on the other hand, trying to bomb Assad out of Syria.

This is the part I find most troubling, and the unthinkable it unfortunately part of the thinkable when it comes to Obama, Hillary and John Kerry.......Assad was the most sympathetic to Christians in the Middle East. Arab Christians by a wide margin prefer Assad to any other Arab leader. Maybe Obama, Hillary and Kerry really do hate Christians that much...

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Gilliais 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have no problem with dictators in principle. They just want to be the dictators. It’s all part of trying to establish a globalist NWO. The progressives are temporarily aligned with Muslims (strange bedfellows) in a goal of consolidating power and installing marxist ideals. I think both believe they would later trample the other into oblivion.

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FullAutoFlintlock 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Indians had black slaves. Slavery is eminently practical

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Avdimar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Drinking the kool-aid, so to speak.

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Human blood in this case, but yes.

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JarretGax 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Kali Ma Shakti de" "Kali Ma Shakti de"

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Silencemennow 8 points ago +8 / -0

They could have been horribly inbred and taught they were going to paradise.

Nah, probably conquered peoples... oh wait...

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GEOTUSMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, theirs were. Mine's not.

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shut it down.

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Monkeybeardontcare 5 points ago +7 / -2

Dude people think they’re going to be rewarded in the next life today, no one is signing up to be sacrificed. Those people didn’t want that

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jihaddis sign up for martyrdom. Christians used to.

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gamexa 18 points ago +18 / -0

Of course it sucked, they didn't have any white inventions.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 11 points ago +11 / -0

We got people kneeling for BLM today. Just a couple steps away

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're reaaaaly sensitive to our plight, you will lay on this stone altar. For racial justice!

Hell, they're already literally kissing their feet

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Qualityproduct 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were the aztecs communists?

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet the dems could get the same white suburban women that shrieked and tried to claw open the 2 ton brass doors to the Supreme Court over their outrage a serial gang rapist was being seated to line up to jump into a volcano. They got them to wear vagina hats in public, so why not?

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Keiichi81 62 points ago +64 / -2

When European Christians went to war in the name of God or to recapture "holy land", it's disgusting and shows how stupid and backwards they were. When South American natives believed that brutally sacrificing themselves to their gods would result in better harvests or whatever bullshit, it's beautiful and noble and part of their culture.

See also the idea of holy lands themselves. When white European Christians view lands as holy or of religious significance, they're just "fighting over patches of dirt in the name of a nonexistent God." But every Native American dirt mound or tree or mountain that's declared "sacred" needs to be treated with the utmost reverence...

The left like to pretend that they're more enlightened or rational, but really they just hate western culture, caucasian peoples, and Christianity.

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Monkeybeardontcare 25 points ago +25 / -0

Bro i hate to be the bearer of bad news but Islam tried to conquer europe. They tried to invade Europe like 132 times and when the Muslims cut off the holy land due to racism the world said no

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Monkeybeardontcare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Almost unchanged for 700 years

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john_smokin 2 points ago +2 / -0

the religion of piss keeping them down

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

The human sacrifice was to delay the 6th sun, or the end of the world. To delay their, end times. The catholics destroyed an immense wealth of records from South America during the pillage, unfortunately. But, oh well. Heathens.

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Red_Fox 1 point ago +1 / -0

10/4 good buddy

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A_Russian_Wall 41 points ago +42 / -1

The History channel stopped being about real history since before both of us were born probably.

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GEOTUSMAGA 47 points ago +47 / -0

Fun fact: When the History Channel first started, before UFOs were considered historical, it was 90% WWII footage, and became jokingly known as The Hitler Channel.

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FergieJR 19 points ago +19 / -0

When I stayed home sick my mom would make me watch either history or discovery channel.

Good times lol

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JudicialDredd 19 points ago +19 / -0

Jokes on you Ma'! I fuckin love tanks!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now it’s the Hitler Channel with a guest appearance of the Ancient Aliens guy

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JudicialDredd 18 points ago +18 / -0

"I'm not saying it was Space Nazis."

"But."

"Space Nazis."

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanos and Red Skull team up!

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FlimboFlongins 6 points ago +7 / -1

How's that African Space Program working out? Asking for some Frens...

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wakanda forever

powered by hidden figures

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TruuthSeeker 3 points ago +3 / -0

have you noticed how most those "old documentaries currently contradict all the New documentaries from the last 10 years?"

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

And it was fookin awesome.

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Silencemennow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is such a thing possible?

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HankHollywood 4 points ago +4 / -0

... YES IT IS!

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DrGEOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

People used to call it a waste of a perfectly good color TV

Funny, some things never change.

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GopnikGod 35 points ago +35 / -0

Aztecs - "We are going to murder you, your family, your friends, and everybody you ever knew for the Sun."

The other Natives (apparently) - "Oh thank god!"

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quigonkenny 27 points ago +27 / -0

This sounds like something we would have seen on Monty Python, back when such humor was allowed.

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

It kind of is at the end of the life of brian.

The zealots come up and he's asking to be taken down and they are saying how lucky he is to be crucified lol

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

"There were ah three ah patriots, walking down the strassa."

That skit reminds me so much of the left attempting to meme. A proper video edit should be made.

https://dai.ly/x2hwqqd

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beacray 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's actually worse than that. It was for their Snake god. "The Feathered Serpent"

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GopnikGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh. I thought it was their whole "Gotta bring the sun back with rivers of blood" thing.

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Mr_Noh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which of course is utter nonsense, even if it's what The Narrative(tm) requires.

The initial Spanish forces landed in the New World were tiny. Their technological superiority certainly didn't hurt any, but they had a whole shitload of help from non-Aztec nations who were sick of Aztec assholishness.

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pingpongdingdong 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don’t have to pay reparations if you just “sacrifice” all of them when you get new slaves.

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beacray 13 points ago +13 / -0

Spanish historical records show that the Mexica (Aztecs) raided other villages to capture sacrifices. That's why the neighborhing villages joined the Spanish in conquerering Tenochitlan. I can't even imagine who is saying that. :(

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Doggfaceponysoldier 66 points ago +67 / -1

Is that pre-Colombian planned parenthood?

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Seanp12 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah. Aztec abortion laws had unlimited trimesters.

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orange_dit 1 point ago +1 / -0

fourth trimester abortions

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Liberal wahmyn who post-ACB confirmation will have to do their abortions with wire hangers, will still have it better than Aztec women. Just saying.

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty much. They thought they could change the weather by killing lots of people. That's pretty much what Planned Parenthood and a whole lot of lefties think about Climate Change. Just kill off half the planet through abortion and banning fossil fuels and somehow, Climate Change reverses itself.

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Leuraness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pre white man slavery.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek, you win.

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Mynamesprivate 21 points ago +21 / -0

Zinn even admitted he "stretched the truth" with his history books as well.

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TruthyBrat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Larry Schweikart is the antidote to Howard Zinn.

https://www.wildworldofhistory.com/

Patriot's History of the United States

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you so much. I bought Zinn's BS book and brought it on vacation. Quickly realized it was communist propaganda. I'm definitely going to buy some of Larry Schweikart's books.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a great guy. I’ve had the pleasure of watching him for years, he’s active on Free Republic. Does interesting election commentary.

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wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

He discovered America, that’s what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

We post the best sources, don't we folks?

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libman [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wikipedia is a useful repository of mainstream knowledge, not a formal "source".

Everyone knows that it's biased.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 9 points ago +9 / -0

https://infogalactic.com/info/Templo_Mayor#Offerings From InfoGalactic, wikipedia de-cucked

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kiza 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's Neil deGrasse Tyson (on Rogans' show) explaining why Columbus coming to America was the most significant thing to ever happen in our species https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9CG07CzBTg

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LesboPregnancyScare 31 points ago +31 / -0

Columbus allied himself with a tribe that was enslaved by the Aztecs. The Aztecs would literally eat their subjugated people when they got too old to work.

To think that the natives were in some kind of harmony instead of violent constant wars before "muh wypepo" showed up is ignorant.

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LesboPregnancyScare 8 points ago +8 / -0

"doesnt matter, hes white."

-some communist scum

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K-Harbour 11 points ago +11 / -0

Happy North American Diversity Day!

We celebrate Columbus bringing Diversity to the New World!

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've already canceled it. It's a thought crime to say "Columbus day"

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DonJr2032 2 points ago +2 / -0

Replaced with Tranny Day or some degenerate crap

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DrugsAndKnowledge 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Oxford University Older Than Aztecs." (SmithsonianMag)

https://archive.is/SFIs1

"As early as 1096, teaching had already started in Oxford. By 1249, the University of Oxford had grown into a full-fledged university, replete with student housing at the school’s three original “halls of residence”—University, Balliol and Merton Colleges.

Oxford isn’t the oldest university, not by a long shot. India’s Nalanda University had already operated for hundreds of years and been burnt down by invaders before Oxford got its act together. But Oxford, as one of the oldest universities in continuous operation, doesn’t feel that old. It’s a product of our time. You can still enroll at Oxford. You can still go to Merton College.

[Shout-out to Thomas Merton! Go read him now, pedes, if you're new to his views on mystical Medieval Christianity! Also, this college isn't named after Tom, it's some other guy but what the heck?]

The Aztec civilization of central Mexico, on the other hand, feels like ancient history. Archaeologists dig up Aztec ruins, museums put on Aztec exhibits. But the origination of the Aztec civilization, marked by the founding of the city of Tenochtitlán by the Mexica at Lake Texcoco, didn’t come until 1325. Tenochtitlán was captured by Spanish conquerors in 1521, just 196 years later. The White House has been standing longer than the Aztecs ruled Tenochtitlán.

None of this is intended to pit civilizations against each other. (Suuuuure, you bigot!!!) But it’s an interesting way to think about how skewed our understanding of history really is—we have these timelines in our heads that are distorted and compressed, and they don’t always agree with reality. To get a clearer picture of how the world really works, sometimes it helps to keep things in context. (Modern Left: "context is racist!")

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Ottoandersson 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol that ugly discreet art style

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clarkisland 7 points ago +8 / -1

Cabeza de Vaca wrote about how brutal And backwards native Americans were. If you’re worried someone is going to steal and eat your children then your society isn’t functioning properly.

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SmokeCrack 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cultural relativism only applies to non whites supremes

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libman [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like Valkyries! Christianity is clearly lacking in the "badass female warriors on flying horses" department.

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Martel_West 9 points ago +9 / -0

The craziest part about this is that it occurred over the course of FOUR DAYS. That means they were murdering people at a rate of nearly 15 people per minute, or one person every four seconds. It is said that the stairway of the temple become a waterfall of blood.

For comparison, the Nazi death camp at Auschwitz killed aproximately 1.1 million people in four years, or about one person every two minutes on average. I like to compare the Aztecs to Nazis at every chance I get, because they really were much worse and lasted much longer, but nobody talks about it. I am grateful that the Aztec culture was exterminated, and grateful that no nation on earth today is based on their evil values. Truly, truly grateful.

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libman [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

the Nazi death camp at Auschwitz killed aproximately 1.1 million people in four years, or about one person every two minutes on average.

The NSDAP ("Nazi" is a made-up insult-word) came to power in 1933, and were in power for about twelve years. The initial hope was to get the Jews to leave.

All non-communists in Central and Eastern Europe feared the Jews at the time, because of their history with the Communist Revolution in Russia. This includes the Russian empire, Russian Civil War (the White Movement), Jewish leadership in European Communist movements of the 20s and 30s, to the pogroms that happened after WW2 (ex Kielce). This Judeophobia in Europe faded out when Jews stopped pushing communism, and most left for Israel.

(Links to Wikipedia provided just for useful reading, not authority - we all know they are biased.)

What the NSDAP did was part of a terrible war, which started with the Communist Revolution in Russia. It cannot be compared to the Aztecs, religious killing for killing sake.

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Monkeybeardontcare 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Indigenous people had a right to attack white settlers fleeing Europe.”

“ does that mean il it’s ok for Texans attack immigrants coming illegally across our border from central and South America”

“ racist’l

“ yes those indigenous people were racist”

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glow-operator-2-0 8 points ago +8 / -0

2007's Apocalypto is pretty much a stylized version of OP's claim.

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Socialismsuckz 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Nah... didn't you know before the white man arrived...The Americas were like totally a utopia and everyone was kind and perfect and all was equal and full of love? A real heaven on earth then those dang white people came and brought violence to innocent people who had never dreamed of such a thing.

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Fizbin7 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which is why the natives all allied with the Spanish to overthrow the Aztecs as soon as they arrived.

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DrugsAndKnowledge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mayans were like into mushrooms man!

Me: yeah, and ritual sacrifice just like the Aztecs. In fact, human sacrifice happened all over the North American continent before 'The West' arrived. Look up the mound builders in the SE of present day USA. Hundreds of women found all killed at the same time if I remember correctly. (As usual, do your own research and make up your own opinion).

Everyone wants to feel good about their little (or, in the case of many "PoC", extravagant) group identity they have going on, giving them perhaps an additional sense if meaning and context for their lives etc. And yet none of us is responsible for anything but out own actions. Weird.

I have nothing against modern day descendants of ... Anyone, really. We're all here trying to make the most out of all this. Out of Life. Etc etc

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ihatespeech 8 points ago +8 / -0

No one ever mentions that the Aztecs were invaders in mesoamerica and only showed up to conquer the natives 200 years before Cortes did the same thing 500 years ago.

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Strike_Eagle784 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Speaking as a history buff, with an interest in Mesoamerica, it's terrifying to think that the Mexica (Nahuatl name for the Aztecs) were just one civilization to engage in ritualistic sacrifice. Here's a couple of other fun facts about the Mexica that your local university Anthropology professor would conveniently ignore:

  1. The Mexica would regularly engage in ritualistic cannablism alongside human sacrifice. Duverger, Christian (2005). La flor letal: economía del sacrificio azteca. Fondo de Cultura Económica. pp. 83–93.

  2. Every month would have a specific style of human sacrifice associated with it. Durán, Diego (1994) [ca.1581]. The History of the Indies of New Spain. Civilization of the American Indian series, #210.

Though it's best to remember that the Spanish were brutal, and were downright horrific in their own right, they don't hold a candle to the nightmarish levels of atrocities committed by the Mexica to their neighbors in the Valley of Mexico.

I like to think of the Spanish Conquest of Mexico as being a lot like the Second World War against Germany, and Japan. Bad things were done against the bad guys to prevent them from continuing to perpetuate evil.

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that counting when the Canadians (well, British-Canadian troops) burned down the White House?

We should annex western Canada and build a wall, welcoming our Omega Canada friends into the fold as one of them suggested.

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

In regards too Europeans, or Native Americans? If you want a good example of other brutality coming from Canada, look into the Kwakiutl of British Columbia. They were prolific slavers.

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was mostly just joking, though they really did burn down the WH once, but I seem to remember that there's a tribe up there that forbids interracial marriage.

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol indeed, the Brits/Canadians did burn down the WH! It's fun to jest about the War of 1812, but I believe we won that war. The Anglo-Canadians failed in most of their objectives, even when we weren't able to take Quebec.

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

The next time Trudeau does something cuckish, Trump should give support to Quebecois independence :)

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha yes! After that, we should invite most of B.C., and Alberta to join us too. Folks up in Alberta act like Texans, and love the same kind of stuff us here in the states do!

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned about all the bad things the Spanish did, but never the atrocities of the Aztecs. Convenient!

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen, man! I mentioned the Kwakiutl of British Columbia in a different comment, and they were pretty bad too. They were prolific slavers, yet, its hardly mentioned on Wikipedia, let alone in schools.

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Strike_Eagle784 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

By Catholic standards, they absolutely were. I would say using horrific as a descriptor for the Spanish when I had the Mexica in the same sentence was pretty silly, but I was more or less trying to not defend the Spanish either lol.

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Beat_to_Quarters 8 points ago +9 / -1

The Washington Indigenous People

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Elmog1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks Columbus for paving a way for Christianity and the superior western values that have saved the Americas from the damnation of satanic rituals of the meso-American savages. -Beaner Pede

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f_bastiat 6 points ago +7 / -1

We should just have a clown world day where anything goes.

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Purge: 2020.

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polk_high_4_td 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok, you just made me want to watch Apocalypto again.

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Seanp12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mostly peaceful religious ceremony

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Fandigo 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is exactly how Cortez conquered the Aztecs. All of the tribes ruled outside of the Capital were required to give tribute, including, you guessed it, little children. They HATED the Aztecs and provided Cortez with everything he needed to achieve a common goal. It was pretty much a miracle for these people when another group of people with more firepower came in to save them. This is why Mexico honors the Conquistadores, while larping 4th generation Mexican Americans call it genocide and white oppression.

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shill: The confederacy lost, it was over 150 years ago, get over it

Pede: the indians lost, it was over 170 years ago, get over it

Shill: >:|

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Neonlightdistrict 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is right around the time Oxford College was founded.

InDigENouS cuLTUrE iS bEauTiFuL.

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Dustin_Turdeau 5 points ago +5 / -0

NOOOOOOOO! THEIR CULTURE WAS PEACEFUL AND KIND AND THEY LIKE RESPECTED THE EARTH OR SOMETHING! BEING SACRIFICED WAS A HUGE HONOUR YOU BIGOT!

Tbh, I’d bet a thousand Canuckistani Rupees these degenerate assholes would restart overt human sacrifices like this in a heartbeat if they could get away with it.

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FreeJack2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cortez was right about everything, kek

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buckiemohawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

They were probably the most homicidal culture that made the Assyrians look like tame.

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many have the pedostas sacrificed?

How many would they if they had totally free reign? Happy communism day!

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spezisthedevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

"It's cool. No guns were used." - Some Libtard (probably)

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humped2424 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think liberals are jealous of someone like colombus I mean because of him the spanish empire conquered a whole continent. These liberals don’t even know what gender they are

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ivan_iii_of_russia 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think my history classes every went into any depth, probably because they think it's culturally insensitive or some other bullshit. Reading more into it, I now realize how awful it really was.

All cultures are not equal. Some cultures are objectively better than others. Period. Any other stance is effectively denying the existence of morality and truth.

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libman [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right on. 👍👍

PS: Ivan III of Russia was awesome!

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Ottovonbismarck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I lol'ed at this irl.

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MuhSoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

REEEEE they never did anything bad in their whole lives!

Straight Christians with jobs are to blame!

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

In 1492, Columbus got us a day off of skoool. With three ships he sailed over,so we can have some me time in October.

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Morir_es_Vivir 3 points ago +3 / -0

The story goes when Columbus and his men were dining with the natives, the chief asked to see one of their swords and he cut himself because, insert narrative, "natives were peaceful and didn't know what a sword was."

When in actuality it was simply they didn't know what iron is to begin with.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

JRE had a video talking about it: "The Gruesome History of the Comanche Tribe w/S.C. Gwynne"

https://youtu.be/JMWPP-vXzhQ

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zaku 3 points ago +3 / -0

Christopher Columbus and Captain James Cook are not evil.

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libman [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christopher Columbus and Captain James Cook are not evil.

Yup. And they're far more important to USA's heritage than Cortés, who was the catalyst for the spreading of European germs and the collapse of the evil Aztec empire (much hated by its smaller vassal tribes).

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Superfan2025 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know what they expected Columbus to do. Come all that way barely surviving and go "Oh people are already here? Let's leave."

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Censorship_Sucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get my liberal friend worked up when I say “liberated from the Aztec Empire”.

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SnipedYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just imagine the feat of crossing the Atlantic with the technology available in 1492. Its really an achievement for humanity like the moon landing. We probably should make Armstrong day a thing too.

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