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The_Him 35 points ago +36 / -1

My buddy’s daughter got snippy with me this weekend saying Columbus did NOT discover North America. I didn’t argue with her cause I have no clue wtf she’s talking about. She’s a senior in high school so obviously she’s been brainwashed. Can someone educate me on what the Marxist argument is on Columbus? I’m lost.

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Seanp12 49 points ago +50 / -1

It's all over the place, but generally it's just an effort to discredit what Columbus did by pointing out that Leif Ericson was there first. Of course, that doesn't make it less impressive, since it's not as if the Vikings told anybody. Columbus still was making a dangerous voyage that few others would try, and he's the one who actually "dis-covered" (as in, revealed to the Old World) the New World. Ericson may have been there first, but he left it "covered."

Alternatively, some truly wacky people try to claim that neither Ericson nor Columbus matter because the "Indigenous Peoples" discovered it first. Which once again, makes little difference, because those "discoverers" didn't maintain contact with the Old World.

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ohwell316 15 points ago +15 / -0

He didn't discover it. It was already there. He just showed it to people that knew how to use it. We would still be living in teepees without him.

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Saffron 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just wanna point out the definition of discover:

dis·cov·er

  1. find (something or someone) unexpectedly or in the course of a search.

Considering the guy thought he was in India, its safe to say he discovered it.

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The_Him 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thanks! The indigenous angle is what I figured she was playing but wasn’t completely sure. I went red when she got snippy so I left it alone entirely.

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gamexa 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like indigenous peoples who don't lose entire continents.

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zabbers 9 points ago +9 / -0

In America we celebrate winners. Not losers.

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ladypatriot_games [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

My leftist “friends” are losing it on me because I called it Columbus Day Hahahaha. They are comparing Columbus to Hitler. Unbelievable.

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IsrorOrca 10 points ago +10 / -0

But Indigenous implies that a people were from there. That pesky science shit that they keep hammering us with, saying the world only has “x, days/weeks/months/years left” also proved to date that no person’s were indigenous to the North American continent. Unless they are saying that if those people were “born here” thus making us all “natives/indigenous.” Either way we play it their heads fucking explode.

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CapnKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

He didn’t have to cheat by taking the short route and hopping from settled island to island to get to Canada - which we all know isn’t North America, it’s South Arctic.

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JudicialDredd 30 points ago +31 / -1

White people bad. Savages without the fucking wheel, good. Basically.

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Steven_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lefties actually believe this but unironically...

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Workhorse101 26 points ago +26 / -0

I can tell you that his political opponent of the day wrote a hit piece smear job on Columbus which is now brought up today by the left claiming he was a monster.

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The_Him 13 points ago +14 / -1

Figures. Anything to trash our country’s history.

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DesertYote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spain was and still is the monster. Columbus was in big trouble with the Queen. He was acting to save his skin.

Remember folks, it was and always has been the Democrats who abused the Indians. Ask any real Cherokee!

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IAbsolutelyDare 17 points ago +17 / -0

There's a legit and a commie interpretation.

The legit one says that others crossed the Atlantic first, which is true. Here's a video on the Vikings, who definitely settled Greenland and may have frittered about in Canada:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVZFYk-s8c4

Amusingly enough, the Vikings left Greenland at the end of the Medieval Warm Period, which is something "climate scientists" try to erase from the record in order to prove the global warming hoax.

(There's also St Brendan and other semi-mythical discoverers pre-Columbus, but the evidence for them is scant.)

The commie version is that the Americas were already discovered by the peaceful LGBTQ natives with their Green New Deals and peaceful protests etc., and Columbus merely introduced toxic masculinity and so forth.

Here's a debunking of that nonsense:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEw8c6TmzGg

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MAGAlikethis 14 points ago +14 / -0

"peaceful LGBTQ natives"

haha savage

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Litterboxer1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Savage haha. I see what you did there.

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IAbsolutelyDare 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heh, indeed.

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K-Harbour 8 points ago +8 / -0

Technically, Columbus never stepped foot on the actual North American continent.

No matter, the strategy of the Columbus Mission was to “prove” to the Muslims in Spain that God and Jesus was the true God. The New World discovery was a demoralizing factor. Records indicate that Columbus himself was in attendance when the Muslim Prince kissed the ring as part of the surrender.

The Vikings definitely made it along the Ohio River and had presence up the Great Miami River. Probably trade presence.

The DNA of the true Miami (Ohio) Indians should be studied for Viking influence.

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IAbsolutelyDare 6 points ago +6 / -0

There used to be talk of blue-eyed Eskimos of Viking origin:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond_Eskimos

Contemporary scientists deny it but they would wouldn't they.

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not all but a lot of them were very petty and fought wars over a simple bead. Some tribes were bloody savage others were nice but they were living like it was the stone age.

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Nomoralcompass89 13 points ago +13 / -0

There was a viking named Eric the Red that i believe first found the North American contiinent. But Columbus was the first to spread word about it and led to settlers coming to the new land.

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Mostlypeaceful45 12 points ago +12 / -0

Leif errickson. Son of eric

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Nomoralcompass89 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for the correction, its been so long since I had to remember any of that part of history.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy Leif Ericsson Day!

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Sexysnakemonster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hinga dinga durgin

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The_Him 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best part about being a Viking would have been the awesome name. Thanks for the response!

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iDinduNuffin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless you get stuck with "Boneless"

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The_Him 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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DesertYote 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's more complicated. Columbus knew of the Vikings, they were quiet, but not silent. The Vikings didn't believe they were in Asia. They didn't care. All they cared about was trade in lumber and ivory. Christopher figured that they must have been going way north of China. The story we have today was actually created by paleo-leftists during the 1800. Remember, they lionized him before they hated him.