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p8riot 68 points ago +69 / -1

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this ninth day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-fifth

Did Trump just invent a new year-counting system, based on 1776? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DefaultFreedom 56 points ago +56 / -0

I like it. Before Freedom (BF) and After Freedom (AF).

Happy 244 A.F.!

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p8riot 20 points ago +20 / -0

So just like there's no year 0 in Christianity (it goes from -1 BC to 1 AD), I think we're designating 1776 as year 1. Happy 245 AF!

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LilBuddyRem 15 points ago +15 / -0

That would make July 4th the American New Years Day

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p8riot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes! It makes more sense to celebrate for the greatest human revolution than it does to celebrate.. what exactly? Switching the calendar?

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amopheldupsidedown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Save ourselves a bundle on fireworks if they're only once a year

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glompywompy 8 points ago +8 / -0

45 ! 45ths President

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Boruzu 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate how academics try to call BC before common era

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just another attempt to scrub our history away and remove all reference to God.

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like how AF is both After Freedom and As Fuck.

The year 245 After Freedom

The year 245 As Fuck

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Tellman125 2 points ago +2 / -0

245? As is 2 terms for President 45? ;D

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DefaultFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely a plus.

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minotaurbeach 11 points ago +11 / -0

We Should use this from now on.

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm looking this up, and it appears that many previous executive orders have also used this.

Even Abraham Lincoln did it in the emancipation proclamation.

Done at the City of Washington, this first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the eighty-seventh.

But the idea of an American calendar based on 1776 is still an awesome idea!

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it!

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K-Harbour 43 points ago +43 / -0

Happy New World Diversity Day!

Celebrating Columbus bringing diversity to the New World.

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Blurpy 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a spicy-ah meat-a-ball-ah!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'll have the tools and machines ready to mine salt!

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JudicialDredd 55 points ago +55 / -0

Lib: columbus day, amirite?

Boss: so your good to work that day?

Lib: Hol' up.

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Strike_Eagle784 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like the idiots who would bitch about moving to Canada if Trump won, and still haven't left.

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HumasTaint 39 points ago +41 / -2

Happy Columbus Day ya lib fucks!

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The_Him 35 points ago +36 / -1

My buddy’s daughter got snippy with me this weekend saying Columbus did NOT discover North America. I didn’t argue with her cause I have no clue wtf she’s talking about. She’s a senior in high school so obviously she’s been brainwashed. Can someone educate me on what the Marxist argument is on Columbus? I’m lost.

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Seanp12 49 points ago +50 / -1

It's all over the place, but generally it's just an effort to discredit what Columbus did by pointing out that Leif Ericson was there first. Of course, that doesn't make it less impressive, since it's not as if the Vikings told anybody. Columbus still was making a dangerous voyage that few others would try, and he's the one who actually "dis-covered" (as in, revealed to the Old World) the New World. Ericson may have been there first, but he left it "covered."

Alternatively, some truly wacky people try to claim that neither Ericson nor Columbus matter because the "Indigenous Peoples" discovered it first. Which once again, makes little difference, because those "discoverers" didn't maintain contact with the Old World.

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ohwell316 15 points ago +15 / -0

He didn't discover it. It was already there. He just showed it to people that knew how to use it. We would still be living in teepees without him.

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Saffron 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just wanna point out the definition of discover:

dis·cov·er

  1. find (something or someone) unexpectedly or in the course of a search.

Considering the guy thought he was in India, its safe to say he discovered it.

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The_Him 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thanks! The indigenous angle is what I figured she was playing but wasn’t completely sure. I went red when she got snippy so I left it alone entirely.

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gamexa 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like indigenous peoples who don't lose entire continents.

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zabbers 9 points ago +9 / -0

In America we celebrate winners. Not losers.

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ladypatriot_games [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

My leftist “friends” are losing it on me because I called it Columbus Day Hahahaha. They are comparing Columbus to Hitler. Unbelievable.

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IsrorOrca 10 points ago +10 / -0

But Indigenous implies that a people were from there. That pesky science shit that they keep hammering us with, saying the world only has “x, days/weeks/months/years left” also proved to date that no person’s were indigenous to the North American continent. Unless they are saying that if those people were “born here” thus making us all “natives/indigenous.” Either way we play it their heads fucking explode.

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CapnKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

He didn’t have to cheat by taking the short route and hopping from settled island to island to get to Canada - which we all know isn’t North America, it’s South Arctic.

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JudicialDredd 30 points ago +31 / -1

White people bad. Savages without the fucking wheel, good. Basically.

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Steven_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lefties actually believe this but unironically...

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Workhorse101 26 points ago +26 / -0

I can tell you that his political opponent of the day wrote a hit piece smear job on Columbus which is now brought up today by the left claiming he was a monster.

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The_Him 13 points ago +14 / -1

Figures. Anything to trash our country’s history.

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DesertYote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spain was and still is the monster. Columbus was in big trouble with the Queen. He was acting to save his skin.

Remember folks, it was and always has been the Democrats who abused the Indians. Ask any real Cherokee!

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IAbsolutelyDare 17 points ago +17 / -0

There's a legit and a commie interpretation.

The legit one says that others crossed the Atlantic first, which is true. Here's a video on the Vikings, who definitely settled Greenland and may have frittered about in Canada:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVZFYk-s8c4

Amusingly enough, the Vikings left Greenland at the end of the Medieval Warm Period, which is something "climate scientists" try to erase from the record in order to prove the global warming hoax.

(There's also St Brendan and other semi-mythical discoverers pre-Columbus, but the evidence for them is scant.)

The commie version is that the Americas were already discovered by the peaceful LGBTQ natives with their Green New Deals and peaceful protests etc., and Columbus merely introduced toxic masculinity and so forth.

Here's a debunking of that nonsense:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEw8c6TmzGg

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MAGAlikethis 14 points ago +14 / -0

"peaceful LGBTQ natives"

haha savage

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Litterboxer1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Savage haha. I see what you did there.

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IAbsolutelyDare 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heh, indeed.

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K-Harbour 8 points ago +8 / -0

Technically, Columbus never stepped foot on the actual North American continent.

No matter, the strategy of the Columbus Mission was to “prove” to the Muslims in Spain that God and Jesus was the true God. The New World discovery was a demoralizing factor. Records indicate that Columbus himself was in attendance when the Muslim Prince kissed the ring as part of the surrender.

The Vikings definitely made it along the Ohio River and had presence up the Great Miami River. Probably trade presence.

The DNA of the true Miami (Ohio) Indians should be studied for Viking influence.

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IAbsolutelyDare 6 points ago +6 / -0

There used to be talk of blue-eyed Eskimos of Viking origin:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond_Eskimos

Contemporary scientists deny it but they would wouldn't they.

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not all but a lot of them were very petty and fought wars over a simple bead. Some tribes were bloody savage others were nice but they were living like it was the stone age.

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Nomoralcompass89 13 points ago +13 / -0

There was a viking named Eric the Red that i believe first found the North American contiinent. But Columbus was the first to spread word about it and led to settlers coming to the new land.

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Mostlypeaceful45 12 points ago +12 / -0

Leif errickson. Son of eric

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Nomoralcompass89 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for the correction, its been so long since I had to remember any of that part of history.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy Leif Ericsson Day!

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Sexysnakemonster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hinga dinga durgin

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The_Him 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best part about being a Viking would have been the awesome name. Thanks for the response!

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iDinduNuffin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless you get stuck with "Boneless"

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The_Him 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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DesertYote 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's more complicated. Columbus knew of the Vikings, they were quiet, but not silent. The Vikings didn't believe they were in Asia. They didn't care. All they cared about was trade in lumber and ivory. Christopher figured that they must have been going way north of China. The story we have today was actually created by paleo-leftists during the 1800. Remember, they lionized him before they hated him.

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COVID-69 29 points ago +32 / -3

This triggers the liberal

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readyIgnite 19 points ago +20 / -1

Columbus faced repeat rejection in bid to attempt voyage West into uncharted seas.

The voyage considered suicidal by mariners of the time. When approved no one would join his crew, they had to enlist prisoners to find people willing to go.

At great personal risk achieved an impossible feat, discovering new land on the frontier. That's the value introduced by the fictionalized folkhero adopted by America. Take massive risks to try something new, innovate. To the early frontier life of the country Washington Irving fictionalized version of Columbus voyages resonated, resulting in Columbus canonized as folkhero.

Skim textbooks introduced to school kids around 1900 - 1920 and this is the value you see personified by the folkhero.

That's the value they're trying to erase when tearing down Colombus statues by nihilistic hyper focus on the flaws of reality. The communist insurgents won't engage on fictionalized folkhero, just hammer something they can libel and malign over and over again to taint the social fabric.

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aaafirefly123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Respond to them with, who cares what he did, still a great feat.

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sustainable_saltmine 16 points ago +16 / -0

FUCK "INDIGENOUS PEOPLE'S DAY"
There are NO "Indigenous people" in America. No race started on the American continent. EVERYONE migrated here from somewhere else. There's a reason so-called "Native Americans" look Asian - because they are! Just asians that left asia 10,000 years ago

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Coslin 15 points ago +15 / -0

In commemoration of Christopher Columbus’s historic voyage, the Congress, by joint resolution of April 30, 1934, modified in 1968 (36 U.S.C. 107), has requested the President proclaim the second Monday of October of each year as “Columbus Day.”

'Nuff said.

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makethemwatch 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think it would be hilarious if Trump made an indigenous people's day but made it in like April or something.

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peterthegreen 19 points ago +19 / -0

He can just designate April 1st as "Elizabeth Warren Day".

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs to heavy troll her and appoint her chairman of the Indian day council or whatever.

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SomaticallySpeaking 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seconded.

How many do we need to start the petition?

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makethemwatch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happy Western Civilization Day

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IAbsolutelyDare 11 points ago +12 / -1

And send this to your cuck friends tomorrow:

In Defense Of Columbus: An Exaggerated Evil.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEw8c6TmzGg

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Seanp12 7 points ago +8 / -1

And a pox on "Knowing Better" for disavowing that video, even though he couldn't name any part of it where he was actually factually incorrect.

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SheikFromMozambake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great link. Thanks for letting me know about that YouTube channel.

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Seanp12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, the channel's owner disavowed that video. He couldn't name anything in it that was wrong. Rather, he basically said that defending Columbus was unjustified because of all the bad things he brought to the natives regardless of his intent. Which, translated, means he got scared of the internet mob and they badgered him into submission.

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SheikFromMozambake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your comment confuses me. He didn't take the video down and he didn't identify any faults with it, but you claim that he "disavowed" it. What does that mean? If he gave in to the internet mob, he'd have taken it down, right?

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Seanp12 1 point ago +1 / -0

He made another video called something like "Columbus in Context" where he basically said that although the first video was true, his arrival ushered in so much bad stuff that Columbus shouldn't be celebrated or defended.

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SheikFromMozambake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for follow up. I'll check it out.

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IAbsolutelyDare 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now let's grind 'em into the dust on Mayflower Day (Dec 18th - 400 big ones this year). The winning never stops!

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Hempbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

he basically gives them a big middle finger to their faces on a daily basis.

This is what truly won me over on Trump.

He continues to deliver consistently too.

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Seanp12 7 points ago +7 / -0

Going to a locally-owned Italian restaurant tomorrow with my sister. Did the same last year and ordered a Margherita pizza, which was named for the queen of Italy when it was invented. Didn't like the overpowering flavor of basil, though, so I'll probably try something else this year. Happy Columbus Day!

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

ORANGE MAN ENDORSES WHITE SUPREMACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Steadfast 5 points ago +5 / -0

I. LOVE. THIS. MAN.

What a President.

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bloviatingwobbegong 5 points ago +5 / -0

AWESOME. NOW VOTE!

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SnipedYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just imagine the feat of crossing the Atlantic with the technology available in 1492. Its really an achievement for humanity like the moon landing. We probably should make Armstrong day a thing too.

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well put!

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MuhSoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEEEEE

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kek_saved_the_world 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leif did it for himself, Columbus did it for the world

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Crankyboy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck yeah!!!

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PocketTurd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Columbus Day Frens!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I the only 'pede who believes Columbus Day is just a stupid government holiday that only dead weight workers get the day off?

Nothing against Columbus or Italian Americans or discovery or whatever. I just think it's a useless holiday.

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably not but I have to disagree. October doesn't have any holidays where I work. American's are the hardest working people in the world. We should get two days off every month.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I think that's a separate issue from what this "proclamation" is talking about. He is addressing the intentional destruction of our heritage, using revisionist history.

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BarackObongo 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY, WHERE'S THE GULAG DOODLE? HE DESERVES ONE NOW!

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Strike_Eagle784 1 point ago +1 / -0

For all of my Italian Friends out there:

COLUMBUS DAY FOREVER!

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RedinMA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s my birthday and Columbus Day. I will always celebrate this holiday. Get wrecked libtards.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely beautiful. Happy Columbus Day! This should be stickied for 24 hours I think.

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fpc13 1 point ago +1 / -0

As an Italian American, I'm upset Amerigo gets nothing for actually finding this continent and not the Caribbean like Columbus did.

SMH, just placate the Italians with one day and not a month. Just like the Irisih and St. Patrick's, a single day to talk about heritage vs a month.

Ffs, I want some inclusion here. G.D. Am I alone on this?

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jayrod21 1 point ago +2 / -1

I still think all the hubbub over Columbus Day is a missed opportunity to remake it all as Leif Erikson Day. Kinda like how St. Patrick’s Day is St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo is basically Mexican St. Patrick’s Day, I think a Viking St. Patrick’s Day would be fun.

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operator1214 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell yeah! Take this day away from them and give it a MAGA meaning, that's my President!

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MythArcana 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm ordering a decent pizza tomorrow, and I never eat out.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

My cuck city just voted to take down our Columbus statue. I'm really tired of these assholes.

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TurdSammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does this mean Maine has to stop calling it indigenous peoples day?

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Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Columbus is overrated.

Hernán Cortés is my lad, he slayed heathens and didn’t afraid of anything.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty

just some salt on top... lol

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Redked 1 point ago +1 / -0

How.

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AlphaOmaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schools are still fucking around

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ladypatriot_games [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol my liberal friends are losing it over this. Bitching and moaning about all the “atrocities”.

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678543910 1 point ago +1 / -0

This place eases my mind- Thank you all!