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Superfan2025 178 points ago +180 / -2

There can be no white heroes even if they really existed.

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RedFoxOnFire 87 points ago +89 / -2

kangz n' sheet.

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NickTheDick 18 points ago +19 / -1

Haha, automatically read that in my head with the appropriate voice , made me laugh hard.

Thanks

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Casualize 11 points ago +11 / -0

DATS DAT BOLD RACIAL SPIN DAWG!

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davidmode 6 points ago +6 / -0

WAKANDA WUZ REALZ

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

shits cracking me up everytime

can blacks laugh at this too?

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm waiting for the Shaka Zulu remake with a white dude as the lead.

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I_love_liberty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just went for a jog in space.

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tinkesquire 124 points ago +126 / -2

This garbage is racial replacement. If they are not stopped in 50 years every school child will thing everyone was black or gay in all of history including black gay Jesus.

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ObackBarama 12 points ago +13 / -1

My biggest problem with this isn’t that Jesus has a beard and tits, but that his feet are longer than his shins

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the-new-style 9 points ago +10 / -1

How do you feel about the lipstick, rouge, eyeshadow & eyeliner?

Does that change if I mention this is an advert for Sunday school?

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ObackBarama 7 points ago +8 / -1

Didn’t even notice all that. I’m honest to God distracted by those humongous feet.

But yeah my biggest problem is it’s directed at kids now. I’m trying to think back to what’s the youngest I would have been before I started making fun of Jesus having tits. This kind of shit made me not take religion very seriously as a kid cause no one else took it seriously. Like what’s the point of having a religion if you can just manipulate however and whenever you want. That’s like going to a gun range and being like “don’t worry guys. The only rule here is to just have fun! Go nuts!”

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Southern_Belle 9 points ago +9 / -0

What an abomination.

They need to repent.

Now.

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Peppers 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha, don't worry, this won't last 50 years, ask weimar

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Halcyoncritter 4 points ago +4 / -0

They managed to duck up germany because they didn't have a constitution like the US. That parchment is the only thing keeping us from selling our daughters to pedophiles and living in filth like livestock while our rulers laugh at us.

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PepisMaximus -6 points ago +9 / -15

To be fair, and the bible is pretty clear on this point, jesus was Jewish.

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PepisMaximus -1 points ago +1 / -2

What are you talking about? Its literally the last line of the comment I responded to?

including black gay Jesus.

He mentiones "blacking up" jesus, but Jesus was already historically an ethnic jew who has been kinda whitewashed.

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IamDEMONetIZED 75 points ago +77 / -2

Neil Armstrong and Buzz are Black, right?

And JFK too, right?

And Lincoln and Washington and Columbus.

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Glentennis 26 points ago +26 / -0

FO’ MANKIND AN’ SHIEET!!

I think you meant to say:

WE WUZ TAKIN’ SMALL STEPS FO’ MAN AND GIANT LEAPS FO’ MAAAAHHH NIGGAS!!!!!

......

AND SHEEEEIT......

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

YAYYY YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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MAGASQUAD 32 points ago +33 / -1

Theyve already done Alexander Hamilton.

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Glentennis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol i love picturing him slamming the door behind him, blocking a mob and saying "FUCK OFF! NOBODY WANTS YOU PEOPLE HERE!!!! GO THE FUCK HOME!!!!!!"

Also, picture him as a latino for added comedic effect. Don't know why but the image is way funnier if he is.

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wehavetogoback 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow... he is LITERALLY me

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BigIronBigIron 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jar Jar Abrams is way ahead of you.

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ObackBarama 6 points ago +6 / -0

They could literally just go to downtown atlanta or Compton and set up hidden cameras and leave for 48 hours and have enough footage for several all black WW2 cinemas

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jayrod21 6 points ago +6 / -0

JFK had bits of his brain removed and he was dyed black to conceal his identity for his own safety. He died from a heart attack while fighting an ancient Egyptian hillbilly mummy alongside his best friend Elvis Presley at an east Texas nursing home in 2002.

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The-nii 63 points ago +65 / -2

There were no white people prior to the 0 ascension of 2008. We are a fiction of our own making. No accomplishments, no history. Take a knee, raycisss

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IamDEMONetIZED 60 points ago +61 / -1

This is disgusting. I've become more and more agitated by seeing solo non-Whites in 9/10 of television commercials during the few shows I watch, and racially biased casting in TV (sorry, I just don't relate to non-White characters, so I don't watch many TV shows and see the ads anymore, which is why TV is dying ) ....

... but THIS is a step too far. Imagine Mel Gibson playing Ray Charles or Jackie Robinson in a documentary. Jeeze.

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ObackBarama 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or Jimmy Fallon playing Chris rock.

Wait...

(I’m totally joking btw. I know the circumstances are COMPLETELY different lol)

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Raynor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Jimmy Kimmel playing Karl Malone.

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IamDEMONetIZED 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chris Rock playing Jimmy Fallon would be plausible. lol

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still waiting for Jack Black starring in The Martin Luther King Story.

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wehavetogoback 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you'd feel a lot less agitated if you didn't already know their agenda behind it. if we didn't live in a country rife with bad elements, then it wouldn't be a big deal to see that on TV

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Industry4 43 points ago +43 / -0

Nothing better than the original Apollo 13 movie directed by Ron Howard. They went to great lengths to make it realistic. It was amazing.

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dougkeenan 16 points ago +16 / -0

It also stars Bill Paxton! R.I.P.

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fazaman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pfft! That didn't come out in the 90s! That was maybe 10 years ago!

(looks it up on IMDb)

Well, fuck.

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Industry4 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 80s and early 90s were the pinnacle of film making. It has gone downhill ever since then. The difference? The left and right worked together on projects. They think differently, therefore when they work together, they create great art.

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racer513 43 points ago +44 / -1

The Waconda space program?

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thunderpussy 30 points ago +31 / -1

From a people that didn't have the wheel..........

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thunderpussy 10 points ago +10 / -0

If our top technology goal is creating a subsistence farming village, or how to be a hunter gatherer....

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thunderpussy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll take a hard pass on that, as well.

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ObackBarama 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s gonna be a no as well from me big dawg

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HimalayanSalt21 28 points ago +28 / -0

Lies, lies and more lies. Is this crap supposed to inspire more black people to become astronauts? What a load of crap. It is simply an attempt to erase the achievements of white people from the historical record.

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ObackBarama 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why are we even incentivizing them to leave earth when we’ve already incentivized them to leave their own families?

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plaaaa 24 points ago +26 / -2

And when they have to adapt actual Black characters they still whitewash them...

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ObongoForPrison2020 23 points ago +24 / -1

Guess Mr. Haise got too close to the sun.

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SnipedYou 23 points ago +25 / -2

How many years until Elon Musk is portrayed by a Black guy in film?

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Brundlefly78 13 points ago +13 / -0

A down biden🤣🤣🤣

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ObackBarama 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have an upTrump fren.

And I got my ass beat in grade school cause I raised my hand in a predominantly black class and asked why they’re called African Americans if they aren’t from Africa. Didn’t make sense to me, even as a 10 year old.

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AppRep 7 points ago +8 / -1

Well Elon is african

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odbintosea 7 points ago +8 / -1

African King Musk, MUSKANDA FOREVER!

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Halcyoncritter 3 points ago +3 / -0

(((They))) Don't even fucking like Blacks. Just ask Ruth Vader. They're playing them like a goddamn xylophone.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 22 points ago +22 / -0

That movie where the black lady saved the Apollo mission is a complete lie and fabrication, Change my mind.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

The what now?

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Loiuzein 17 points ago +18 / -1

Click clack

Slide rack

🤡🌎

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trainrekt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Its sad they have to create race based historical fiction. It’s racist to change the real race of an actual person in order that you can identify with their humanity.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 15 points ago +16 / -1

creating fake "equality" with lies, instead of actual acheivements

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Celtic_Warrior 12 points ago +12 / -0

Woke Hollywood PC bullshit. Newer movies are infested with it. I’m very hesitant to watch anything made within the last decade or so

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Celtic_Warrior 6 points ago +6 / -0

2000’s seem fine as well. I think it gets dodgy near 2015 or so.

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amopheldupsidedown 12 points ago +12 / -0

Isn't this cultural appropriation?

Could you imagine a movie where Dr. MLK Jr. was mexican or the cotton picking slaves were half white and half chink? Maybe that'd be a funny comedy, or a cheap foreign film it'd work; but Hollywood ... has... standards?

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know how i'd feel if i were black. It's like the media is purposefully priming every other race to eventually hate us.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wtf. Replacing white characters with black ones is bad enough, but this is a real person. When are we all going to get together and cleanse the world of these evil scumbags?

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Gobberwarts 11 points ago +12 / -1

Betts uses the cover of radio silence to speculate. He imagines a tussle about the history of US racism between Michael Salami’s Fred Haise, cast as an African American, and Tom Chambers as the rightwing Jack Swigert.

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TheDespotofCartoons 10 points ago +10 / -0

I live in the same region as Fred Haise.

I volunteer at the local science museum where he is a board member.

I have come within 50 feet of Mr. Haise.

Guess what...he's still not black!

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txgunsupply 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm.. know him personally.

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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

He must have voted for Biden because he black now. lol

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snuggs316 9 points ago +10 / -1

the bigotry of soft expectations. apparently hollywood doesn't believe that black people are worthy of their own compelling stories...that they don't have their own accomplishments, creations, struggles, triumphs--so they have to appropriate those belonging to others.

ain't that some shit? otoh, hollywood is ponying up with the bail money, so...

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remember1776 7 points ago +8 / -1

'Member the BBC special where Lady Guinevere was black?

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Joan of Arc. I'm black and my hatred of these people and their revisionist shenanigans runs so deep it makes the mariana trench look like a puddle.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go read 1984 if you haven’t. Then Animal Farm after that. Orwell was prophetic

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Halcyoncritter 3 points ago +3 / -0

We'd have vending machines that make full meals like in japan and their fucking bullet trains if there weren't brainwashed oogas booga-ing

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dougkeenan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Space crime? He must identify as lesbian.

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JoeCumia 6 points ago +7 / -1

Replace anything stupid/offensive with BOLD!!! That'll do it. If you ain't black then fuck your feeling!

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sailorgaia 5 points ago +5 / -0

I gave this a long thought after discussing with my husband how they recently completely butchered the casting of "The Stand." In many cases it is true that the sex or racial characteristics of a character are interchangeable if those details aren't central to the plot. I agree it shouldn't matter for the most part. However, with history, yes, it matters a lot because these people lived. Where it matters most in fiction is making a character seem real. I understand a black female physician in 2020 but in 1820, that would have been quite a rarity, for instance. Fun for a what-if but definitely shouldn't be written as if that were the norm. You wouldn't want to replace your male firefighter character known for his ability to carry several people in and out of burning buildings with a female because that stresses the margins of what is humanly possible. It also can matter simply because that is how the author wrote them. Full stop.

Strip away every other reason, what really gets me in this recasting crap is the double standard. It's okay to recast a male character with a female but the reverse would be not be tolerated. It's okay to remove white-skinned people from a narrative as long as the person replacing them is anything other than Caucasian. The reverse would be seen as a hate crime. It is complete hypocrisy. I won't hold my breathe for them to cast an Asian Martin Luther King Jr. because we know this isn't about representation.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fred "Rufus" Haise was a blackstronaut.

When was it..1957, 58... NASA was whites only. If you were black and an astronaut, you were out of work. It was a different time then. The history of black astronauts. Suck it racist whitey drumpf lover nazi!

https://youtu.be/bq7gkQ7UkzI

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Westiex3 4 points ago +4 / -0

What bullshit. Boycott that liberal trash.

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pred129 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thisa is an Insult to Guion Bluford

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MinneMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Dark side of the moon"

Force a black actor into the role

They don't even realize how racist they're being.

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dthb4communism 4 points ago +4 / -0

As black supremacy gains more popularity and becomes more antiseptic, even Hitler will probably be played by a black man in a movie.

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brie_cheese 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just imagine if the races were reversed.

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AppRep 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kaitlyn jenner should play black panther, and everyone should accept him as Chadwick boseman.

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Trumpisgoku 3 points ago +4 / -1

We wuz space boyz and shiiieeetttt.

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Halcyoncritter 3 points ago +3 / -0

they've been doing this for decades. slowly getting us to accept it. Its fucked up beyond compare. I'm black and I'd rather accept the truth of white only heroes compared to the lie of black ones that never existed.

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?!! The left has been protecting this blackwashing bullshit under the pretext of fantasy not being set in factual evidence... This man was literally WHITE. I hope this show bombs hard.

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rhgreen2002 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how you erase history. Erasing history is a good way to dilute national cohesiveness and divide the population. Destroy a country so you can get their votes...

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finally, an angry black astronaut!

p.s. ever seen the story of NASSA, the black space program? Hilarious...

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Snooptwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually wouldn’t care at all if a black guy played someone who was actually white. The left made it a contentious issue.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the DARKER dark side of the moon. NASA up in here, bitch!

~ Fred "Rufus" Haise NASA, Negros Are Spostabe Astronauts