When I was a young man, we used to like to tell ethnic jokes. Inappropriate today but one of my favorites was: how do you find the Polish guy at the cock fight? He’s the one holding the duck. How do you find the Italian guy? He’s the one betting on the duck. How do you know if he’s in the mafia? The duck wins.
Joe Biden is a duck at a cock fight and the DNC is betting on him heavily. We should be worried.
Classic. I always heard it where the chefs were French and the lovers were Italian.
My wife loves that one, but she can’t tell it. She’ll start in on it and then, “...or wait, no, oh, right the mechanics are Italian...honey how does it go?” She’s charming really. It’s almost funnier just to watch her murder that joke.
I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.
You make a good point. If water is part of the battlefield, it will be a long, protracted battle. The rooster will chase the duck into the water. Then, it's a matter of which animal can last longer with no food. No idea what the outcome would be.
In a cage fight (a la UFC) I think it's a rooster win by KO in three rounds or less.
When I was a young man, we used to like to tell ethnic jokes. Inappropriate today but one of my favorites was: how do you find the Polish guy at the cock fight? He’s the one holding the duck. How do you find the Italian guy? He’s the one betting on the duck. How do you know if he’s in the mafia? The duck wins.
Joe Biden is a duck at a cock fight and the DNC is betting on him heavily. We should be worried.
Leftists reading your comment :
What! Omg you racist POS Nazi you deserve to be dead!!
Oh, lol nevermind, it's okay to joke about that ethnicity haha white people suck!!
Why do conservatives have flat feet? To stomp out flaming cucks.
Classic. I always heard it where the chefs were French and the lovers were Italian.
My wife loves that one, but she can’t tell it. She’ll start in on it and then, “...or wait, no, oh, right the mechanics are Italian...honey how does it go?” She’s charming really. It’s almost funnier just to watch her murder that joke.
It is a tough joke to remember!
Just depends if you like French or Italian cooking better.
Both are great!
Virus spreaders are Chinese, both heaven and hell.
Kek
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This is accurate!
You know why ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires.
You know why elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks.
I tell my lefty friends: Know how you can tell if a duck is an Obama supporter? Look under its tail, see if there's a little 'O' under there.
They can't resist.
😂😂😂😂
Is this now a Ducks vs Chickens thread?
I actually wanna know which one wins.
If it has webbed feet like a duck, a bill like a duck, and lays eggs like a duck... you still better make damn sure it's not a platypus.
Words to live by.
Long blonde hair, check Big ol titties, check
Tree stump? GTFO...
Rooster would beat a duck. Roosters have talons and a much sharper beak, and a huge height advantage.
This guy never raised Muscovy ducks.
I have both ducks and chickens. The Muscovy drake rules the yard "with big dick energy."
edit: u/MadRussian was not wrong
I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.
"Do the roosters have large talons?"
But can they swim?
You make a good point. If water is part of the battlefield, it will be a long, protracted battle. The rooster will chase the duck into the water. Then, it's a matter of which animal can last longer with no food. No idea what the outcome would be.
In a cage fight (a la UFC) I think it's a rooster win by KO in three rounds or less.
Bears, beans, breakfast burritos.
Ok michael vick! jk
I miss the old days, when we could tell jokes in good fun and no one was triggered.