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MonkeyCzarFunny 245 points ago +248 / -3

When I was a young man, we used to like to tell ethnic jokes. Inappropriate today but one of my favorites was: how do you find the Polish guy at the cock fight? He’s the one holding the duck. How do you find the Italian guy? He’s the one betting on the duck. How do you know if he’s in the mafia? The duck wins.

Joe Biden is a duck at a cock fight and the DNC is betting on him heavily. We should be worried.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 138 points ago +139 / -1

Leftists reading your comment :

When I was a young man, we used to like to tell ethnic jokes.

What! Omg you racist POS Nazi you deserve to be dead!!

Polish

Oh, lol nevermind, it's okay to joke about that ethnicity haha white people suck!!

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bubadmt 40 points ago +40 / -0

Why do conservatives have flat feet? To stomp out flaming cucks.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 44 points ago +44 / -0

Classic. I always heard it where the chefs were French and the lovers were Italian.

My wife loves that one, but she can’t tell it. She’ll start in on it and then, “...or wait, no, oh, right the mechanics are Italian...honey how does it go?” She’s charming really. It’s almost funnier just to watch her murder that joke.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is a tough joke to remember!

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just depends if you like French or Italian cooking better.

Both are great!

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ImWithHearse 22 points ago +22 / -0

Virus spreaders are Chinese, both heaven and hell.

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LurkNoMore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂

This is accurate!

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PinochetIsMyHero 48 points ago +48 / -0

You know why ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires.

You know why elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks.

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MrDonaldTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

I tell my lefty friends: Know how you can tell if a duck is an Obama supporter? Look under its tail, see if there's a little 'O' under there.

They can't resist.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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streakybacon 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is this now a Ducks vs Chickens thread?

I actually wanna know which one wins.

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DaoDeDickinson 26 points ago +26 / -0

If it has webbed feet like a duck, a bill like a duck, and lays eggs like a duck... you still better make damn sure it's not a platypus.

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BladderBeerPoopin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Words to live by.

Long blonde hair, check Big ol titties, check

Tree stump? GTFO...

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Prometheus76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rooster would beat a duck. Roosters have talons and a much sharper beak, and a huge height advantage.

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LurkNoMore 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy never raised Muscovy ducks.

I have both ducks and chickens. The Muscovy drake rules the yard "with big dick energy."

edit: u/MadRussian was not wrong

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MadRussian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.

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WestPalm 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Do the roosters have large talons?"

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

But can they swim?

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

You make a good point. If water is part of the battlefield, it will be a long, protracted battle. The rooster will chase the duck into the water. Then, it's a matter of which animal can last longer with no food. No idea what the outcome would be.

In a cage fight (a la UFC) I think it's a rooster win by KO in three rounds or less.

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MaximumMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bears, beans, breakfast burritos.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok michael vick! jk

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I miss the old days, when we could tell jokes in good fun and no one was triggered.