I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.
I have raised them for years. Worst drake we ever had was when he only had two females. I swear I had to beat him near unconscious every morning. When the two ducks hatched their broods, I figured there would be at least one drake among the ducklings. I made steaks out of his breast meat and soup out of the rest.
The drake I have now is super chill. He has five ladies and yes, he gets all rapey about 9 am and again near evening. Even the chickens get pinned.
You make a good point. If water is part of the battlefield, it will be a long, protracted battle. The rooster will chase the duck into the water. Then, it's a matter of which animal can last longer with no food. No idea what the outcome would be.
In a cage fight (a la UFC) I think it's a rooster win by KO in three rounds or less.
Is this now a Ducks vs Chickens thread?
I actually wanna know which one wins.
If it has webbed feet like a duck, a bill like a duck, and lays eggs like a duck... you still better make damn sure it's not a platypus.
Words to live by.
Long blonde hair, check Big ol titties, check
Tree stump? GTFO...
Rooster would beat a duck. Roosters have talons and a much sharper beak, and a huge height advantage.
This guy never raised Muscovy ducks.
I have both ducks and chickens. The Muscovy drake rules the yard "with big dick energy."
edit: u/MadRussian was not wrong
I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.
I have raised them for years. Worst drake we ever had was when he only had two females. I swear I had to beat him near unconscious every morning. When the two ducks hatched their broods, I figured there would be at least one drake among the ducklings. I made steaks out of his breast meat and soup out of the rest.
The drake I have now is super chill. He has five ladies and yes, he gets all rapey about 9 am and again near evening. Even the chickens get pinned.
That pond sounds like a mess!
"Do the roosters have large talons?"
But can they swim?
You make a good point. If water is part of the battlefield, it will be a long, protracted battle. The rooster will chase the duck into the water. Then, it's a matter of which animal can last longer with no food. No idea what the outcome would be.
In a cage fight (a la UFC) I think it's a rooster win by KO in three rounds or less.
Aw come on man, what if the duck is corn pop and the cock is Biden
Anyone who has ever been attacked by a rooster would agree with that.
Bears, beans, breakfast burritos.
Ok michael vick! jk