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streakybacon 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is this now a Ducks vs Chickens thread?

I actually wanna know which one wins.

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DaoDeDickinson 26 points ago +26 / -0

If it has webbed feet like a duck, a bill like a duck, and lays eggs like a duck... you still better make damn sure it's not a platypus.

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BladderBeerPoopin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Words to live by.

Long blonde hair, check Big ol titties, check

Tree stump? GTFO...

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Prometheus76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rooster would beat a duck. Roosters have talons and a much sharper beak, and a huge height advantage.

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LurkNoMore 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy never raised Muscovy ducks.

I have both ducks and chickens. The Muscovy drake rules the yard "with big dick energy."

edit: u/MadRussian was not wrong

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MadRussian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.

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LurkNoMore 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have raised them for years. Worst drake we ever had was when he only had two females. I swear I had to beat him near unconscious every morning. When the two ducks hatched their broods, I figured there would be at least one drake among the ducklings. I made steaks out of his breast meat and soup out of the rest.

The drake I have now is super chill. He has five ladies and yes, he gets all rapey about 9 am and again near evening. Even the chickens get pinned.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That pond sounds like a mess!

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WestPalm 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Do the roosters have large talons?"

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

But can they swim?

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

You make a good point. If water is part of the battlefield, it will be a long, protracted battle. The rooster will chase the duck into the water. Then, it's a matter of which animal can last longer with no food. No idea what the outcome would be.

In a cage fight (a la UFC) I think it's a rooster win by KO in three rounds or less.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aw come on man, what if the duck is corn pop and the cock is Biden

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KnottyJane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone who has ever been attacked by a rooster would agree with that.

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MaximumMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bears, beans, breakfast burritos.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok michael vick! jk