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LurkNoMore 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy never raised Muscovy ducks.

I have both ducks and chickens. The Muscovy drake rules the yard "with big dick energy."

edit: u/MadRussian was not wrong

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MadRussian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think you meant to say "rapes every other bird in the yard". I have a bunch of wild Muscovys living in a nearby pond and I swear, it's like fuck o'clock every hour. Swans tried to move in once and literally got fucked out of the pond a couple days later.

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LurkNoMore 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have raised them for years. Worst drake we ever had was when he only had two females. I swear I had to beat him near unconscious every morning. When the two ducks hatched their broods, I figured there would be at least one drake among the ducklings. I made steaks out of his breast meat and soup out of the rest.

The drake I have now is super chill. He has five ladies and yes, he gets all rapey about 9 am and again near evening. Even the chickens get pinned.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That pond sounds like a mess!

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Randomite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Outdoor bathhouse, sounds like.