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posted ago by Pelosi_Halitosis ago by Pelosi_Halitosis +2078 / -0

I live in the woods, but the western edge of my property butts up to 3 properties in a rural subdivision, plots of an acre or more. One of these neighbors moved earlier this year. A new family bought the property, they have smaller kids, but from a distance something seemed off with them, I couldn't quite place it. Since we're planning to bail this failed state within 18 months, I really had no desire to introduce myself.

Then this morning I saw it. A fucking Biden sign in their yard.

It really is true, I can spot leftist turds well over 1/4 mile away!

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TrumpTrain425 113 points ago +113 / -0

Yep!! I knew who would put out signs before they did I feel. The neighbors that never wave when you drive by, all sorts of signs about MuH EnViroNmenT.....but they don't recycle and leave their trash all over their OWN YARD. Poorly trained pitbull mongrels, kids wearing pajamas to school.

I've already reported them to ICE for their use of illegal laborers hilariously.

NPCs are open books and VERY one-dimensional. very predictable

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Fabius 64 points ago +64 / -0

The neighbors that never wave when you drive by

This 100%. Fearful little liberals too busy saving the world to meet their neighbors.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 37 points ago +37 / -0

Yep, this is a pretty solid tell. We live in a rural neighborhood and the neighbors that don't wave, or begrudgingly return a wave, are Democrats.

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Casualize 11 points ago +11 / -0

qwrwertge

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TrumpTrain425 20 points ago +20 / -0

Makes me sick. I wave to everyone on principle, even day laborers/delivery drivers etc,.

Can almost guarantee the ones shaking their heads/giving weird looks are bubbledwelling libtards

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Deeznutsmatter 16 points ago +16 / -0

I own a plumbing biz, so the truck I drive daily has my business signs on it. I moved to this area about 4 years ago, and like yourself, I was raised to acknowledge people when I pass by them. I met the good neighbors within the first two days, but there is one asshole on my street that likes to sit in his yard, look right at you when you wave, and not return the courtesy. First couple of times I assumed he didn’t see me, but it became obvious that he saw me just fine. I told one of my employees “ you watch. When that motherfucker needs some plumbing work done, he will instantly become the friendliest neighbor on the street!” So I quit bothering to wave at the asshole. About 3 months go by, and I am coming in from a long day of work, and I can see this asshole looking hard, and getting up out of his lawn chair. Call it plumbers intuition, but I knew that fucker was waiting for me, knew he had a plumbing emergency, and knew he was going to be wanting that neighbor deal. He is timing his walk to the street to catch me just before I get to his place, and he is waving and smiling like we are long lost pals. I slowed down and let him get to the street, made sure he could see that I was looking at him, and drove right on by without a wave. Fuck that guy. Only asshole my business tolerates is me. He has a Biden sign in his yard now. If he would have had it then, I would have stopped, double charged for the work, and added a service fee on top. If you call my shop, and I show up to see that you are supporting the guy that kept me from making a decent living for 8 years, get ready to get that ass taxed.

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Deeznutsmatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not to worry. I wouldn’t give that fuck the time of day. I call the type you are referring to “ Professional Customers”. When I sense that they are trying to get something for nothing, I double the price. Once they sign the authorization, there isn’t a lawyer in the world that can do anything for them. That’s not to say I don’t stand behind my work, just that I have no time for bullshit. Dems will always be charged more because of who they vote for. I haven’t forgotten the struggle of the Obama years. Paybacks a bitch!

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david_foster_walrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't like any evidence of the real world disrupting their carefully constructed fantasy playtime where they are the valiant heroes.

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magabirdlady 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL

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TrumpTrain425 7 points ago +7 / -0

Laugh to keep from crying!

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

You were too funny pede...:)

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WolfgangArmageddon7 9 points ago +9 / -0

The same people with Biden signs also barely mow their grass and they have like six cars parked in the driveway and spilling out onto the street. Several of those cars are old junkers too. So much for keeping the environment clean.

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MAGA_APN 2 points ago +2 / -0

One in my 'hood has the typicaal broken down corolla or similar in driveway covered with the killary/Obaama/Biden stickers........

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N0Brakes 88 points ago +88 / -0

I have a rural house for sale behind me. All my surrounding neighbors are based. I think I need to line the back fence with Trump signs just to ward off evil prospective buyers.

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alcibiades_hammer 43 points ago +43 / -0

Do exactly that

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N0Brakes 31 points ago +31 / -0

The first buyer backed out because they "found out" that the property didn't have city water and sewer... 5 acre wooded lot surrounded by other 5 acre lots, some with livestock. We live within a molotov throw of Portlandia and I suspect they were escaping there. Certainly clueless enough.

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quietam_uxorem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dodged a bullet there.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is hilarious because we have Democrat real estate agents here who complain about that. One of them wrote to the local newspaper recently that she lost a sale of a house because a neighbor said something "racist" to her client when they were looking at it. She never mentioned what exactly was said, so I figure the neighbor probably had a Trump sign or an American flag flying and said "Good morning".

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de9ebkmd7 12 points ago +12 / -0

This goes both ways. I'd love to move to a rural house and seeing Trump signs would let me know I'm not moving next to a bunch of commies.

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N0Brakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I first moved in (I am one of those conservative Californians who retired and got the hell out when I could) I talked to all of my neighbors and was so very happy when I found out they were like-minded. I suspect the relief was mutual. We all look out for each other.

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FreedomCrayon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oooo, this is a really good idea. I'll be borrowing it for sure, thanks!

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 76 points ago +76 / -0

I live in a small HOA managed complex. My shitheel neighbors voted to put a Biden sign on the exterior of my building over my objections. I said no, they outvoted me and put it up anyway.

I made a stink and they took it down but now all my neighbors are pissed at me. I promptly changed my wireless network names to "Fill That Seat", "RBG Was Just a Bag of Cells" and the like. In fact, I ordered an old $10 router that supports Virtual Access Points so I can set up dozens of additional wifi network names. The old 2.4ghz standard will actually give me MORE range than the newer shorter wavelengths. I will leave these networks open and unsecured, forwarding all traffic to thedonald.win. No matter what you type in the URL if it isnt in thedonald.win domain, that's where you will be redirected

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HereForTheMemes 25 points ago +25 / -0

Unbelievably based.

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 27 points ago +27 / -0

It occurred to me that since this is broadcast network traffic, and I dont care about them actually being able to communicate with the network, only to see it, I could set up an external antenna with crazy power gain and throw the signal as far as physics will allow. Off to ebay I go!

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Ieggo 14 points ago +14 / -0

you're the man!

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting. If you do it please post a tutorial and I will give it a go.

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Southern_Belle 10 points ago +10 / -0

I tip my hat to your ingenuity, O Based One.

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nasty_pelosi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pls post a howto on this when you get it set up!

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll do something in more detail but this is the general idea: https://thedonald.win/p/HrFc73sE/x/c/1994ovRX2y

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MAGA_4EVER 4 points ago +4 / -0

This would be a cool setup to sell. Srs people would probably pay a bit for it.

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yah I was thinking about that. Pretty easy to do and doesnt require modern equipment. You know how many old DD-WRT capable modems there are out there sitting unused? Millions.

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brimshae 3 points ago +4 / -1

I promptly changed my wireless network names to "Fill That Seat", "RBG Was Just a Bag of Cells" and the like.

I use "ICE Van #2599", but I can be a bit of an edgy boy.

Subtract one from each digit if you don't get the number.

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CaptainWinston 26 points ago +28 / -2

Have a few of the same here.

I live down a long gravel road, two Harris/Biden signs routinely end up in the ditch, don’t know how?

BTW: Black OLIVES Matter

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IAmDisappoint 4 points ago +6 / -2

Would be even more unfortunate, if those signs were cut up, so they would not be reused, Such shame.

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sigsol 1 point ago +1 / -0

My gun club has a ton of wire sign to hang targets on. They just keep showing up in the pavilion its strange.

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chelthing 10 points ago +10 / -0

For real. Our family went to the local Amish produce stand and we were maskless, along with the based Amish family there. A family of four came with masks on and literally huddled off to the side until we finished paying and packing up. Unbelievable.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

A core of hate surrounded by a cloud of smug.

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Izaritos 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's just a gut feeling you get when you see them. Gotta trust one's gut, it's right a lot of the time.

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Phins360_FL 7 points ago +7 / -0

it's a product of our ancestors. still viable today.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep.

Predator detection.

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Rugar22 15 points ago +15 / -0

Throw some red pills out before you leave.

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magabirdlady 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh dang pede.

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nathanrzehringer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Come to Ohio...plenty of jobs, properties are cheap, and we are going more and more red each day!

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motm2012 11 points ago +11 / -0

Michigan too. This state is teetering and needs more pedes to swing the state to Maga country again.

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RenaissanceOfHope 6 points ago +6 / -0

But your winters have gray gloomy skies!

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Rusty520 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the sky is a hazy shade of win - tah

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plenty of jobs alright but not plenty of Info. Tech/computer related jobs here in Ohio. Quickly found that out when I moved here and wasn't able to find a job within 150 miles. Tried expanding my search to the whole state of Ohio. NOTHING but senior level IT jobs for which I'm not qualified for. So yeah 8 years of living here in Ohio and still jobless.

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nathanrzehringer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Um...I am hiring entry level techs right now...work from home...start at 12 bucks per hour with monthly incentives if you are interested

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Mintap 9 points ago +9 / -0

I didn't even know they made Biden/Harris signs. I live in a blue state and haven't seen any. I didn't think there was enough interest,

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the Biden signs here in the city limits too, not many outside the city. The "Country Over Party" Biden signs seem pretty popular here, and especially ironic since I see these same Democrats on social media constantly advocating voting a straight D ticket. They are the last people that would place country over party.

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FreedomCrayon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, the truth over lies bs gets me everytime. I want to help them out by correcting it to "truth over facts."

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you are sure that they aren't placed on private property then you can probably take them down. I know it is illegal here to post them on public property, but the Democrats still do it.

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wehavetogoback 6 points ago +6 / -0

I live in california and all the signs are for local elections. Don't think I've even seen a biden bumper sticker lol

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supercanuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Liberal refugees : "Oh, look, a nice conservative state. It'd be a shame, if we moved there..." moves into the said conservative state... turn it blue and ruin the state... then moves on to another one... "Oh look, a nice conservative state..." rinse and repeat. Yes, as someone pointed out, they are like locusts.

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capable_masterpiece 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would think a Trump sign in the front yard would be a good deterrent.

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TrumpTrain425 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also....super gross name bro

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Lady_MaGa 3 points ago +4 / -1

I think that's his point.

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chahn1138 5 points ago +5 / -0

Koyaanisqatsi

That's the word for them......the Hopi word meaning "life out of balance,"

Yeah.....that's them.

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ILikeMacaws 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here in Southern NH there are many small CONSERVATIVE towns. You can look up a town's webpage, look at their Election results, to see how town's residents voted (percentages Repub versus Dem) in recent elections. It's a quick accurate way to screen for a suitable place to live. Also - check for # of gun stores locally and any local hunting & fishing/shooting clubs. People in these towns are friendly, and cops are respected. These towns are true islands of sanity - great places to live, and to relocate!!! Take the plunge - you won't be disappointed!!!!

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are the NH skies sunny or gray/gloomy in the winter and how is it for rainbow patriots (aka alphabet patriots)?

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ILikeMacaws 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like snow and even rainy days - change of weather is fun..... As a Libertarian, don't care who moves in next door terms of "orientation" - as long as they support individual freedom, private property & the Constitution.

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +4 / -1

I support all 3. I’m in the middle Atlantic southeast where winters are usually somewhat sunny but our summers are not anything like Florida’s. It’s based but not exactly friendly for pedes dealing with gender identity stuff.

So I would be moving from a based area that’s not LGBTQ friendly (I am closeted).

I believe more like Blaire White. I want to feel safe to be myself but I just want to do well in my career, find love, invest money, and just be a good patriot.

I guess I’m in what one would consider one of the least LGBTQ friendly places in the country, where I’ve even seen patriots say some pretty nasty slurs. Thank goodness I’m closeted, but I’m not a snowflake.

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dindunufin2 3 points ago +3 / -0

get your dog to poop on their lawn

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HenkZeilstra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disgusting!!

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dumdumexpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

... he said as he lowered the scope from his eye.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Über-woke looks like a tranny and smells like cat piss.

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TrumpLover 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can also put holes in their signs from 1/4 mile away. Let them think about that.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This almost sound like something Dr. Seuss would write about! Similar to "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas"

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MAGA_APN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Build The Wall!!!

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Talismanace 2 points ago +2 / -0

My neighborhood has been good at staying based or at least Apolitical on a national level, only seen local election signs.

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Dgilles111 2 points ago +2 / -0

A libdar

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kevlar2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

They ALWAYS have a certain look about them don't they? I an spot a liberal face from at least 1/2 mile on a day with low visibility

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Joe_Btfsplk 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't Putin a mine field or punji traps, but you might dig a moat