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South_Florida_Guy 341 points ago +342 / -1

"You may remember, because I sure as hell don't!"

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AlphaNathan 144 points ago +144 / -0

Look, here's the deal. Shut up, man.

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Dang 38 points ago +38 / -0

You know the damn thing!

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Rainman 22 points ago +22 / -0

We really have reached peak lunacy huh?

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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Mormon Thing

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Senator, The Thing.

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NvJohansson 14 points ago +14 / -0

This can't be for real, this is like a bizarre fucking joke. This guy actually has a cheating shot of becoming leader of the Free World.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

There can't be enough 60 year old grouchy white liberal school teachers to vote this numb-nuts into office!

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Manpon-Industries-Co 2 points ago +2 / -0

they turn blonde in the sun

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geekesmind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like roaches!!

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

in the pool?

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen fat Let’s take a cocaine test and do push-ups together.

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

you ain't black, you dog faced lying pony thing

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Jojobelle 45 points ago +45 / -0

The Senators name was...... THE THING

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FromSethWithLove 38 points ago +38 / -0

Delecto. Pierre Delecto

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JackIsALarp 16 points ago +17 / -1

Legit named his sorry ass after a wine and a chocolate. Surprised his name wasn't Stapler Paper Weight Jr.

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ITS_A_MINDSET 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ah yes, the feminine alter ego, Crystal Swingline

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A1waysLurk1ing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Peter = slang for cock.

Delecto = Delicious.

Created the account to shadow stalk his grand daughter.

You can do the math from there.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love... lamp

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rubberkidney 10 points ago +10 / -0

great campaign slogan though. "Its clobberin' time!"

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peterthegreen 3 points ago +3 / -0

True that, but Biden's the one getting clobbered.😂

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Chopblock 31 points ago +31 / -0

History will forget Pierre as Biden already has. Mittens will be a mere footnote, while Trump is numbered among the all-time most consequential men...

/even those who curse his name know this to be true

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ClownTamer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Only if we win this year, which is looking likely. If crazy leftists win, I fully expect more book burning and history rewriting and them getting ISPs to censor ‘hate sites’, which will end up being ‘any site leftists don’t like’.

It isn’t that hard to rewrite history if you’re willing to burn it all down, which they have been and are.

As a side note, it will be hilarious if mail-in voting ends up fucking them despite having been intended to allow them to cheat because, much like we all said, it’s going to be a shit show. Most people here would crawl over broken glass to vote. Most leftists at best do not like Orange Man. Very different mentality.

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Chopblock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even if he is demonized it will be impossible for historians to describe the 21st century without invoking his name.

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ClownTamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

We invoke Hitler’s name too. They’ve also been calling him Hitler since he started running, and continue to. If they won, he’s instantly Hitler the Second, and if you believe otherwise, you get sent to a reeducation camp without a hint of irony on their part.

History will be written by the victor here, and it’d be better for the world if that was us. Otherwise, Trump’s Hitler, white people are Satan, and within 4 years, China’s going to act like they’re ‘numba won’. I don’t like the CCP, but I do respect that they don’t put up with postmodern leftist nonsense.

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Shoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's going to be soooo easy for them to cheat if we allow them 10 days to "finish counting the votes" like they say they're gonna do...

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ClownTamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha, 10 days to count the vote? Just like 15 days to flatten the curve? 10 days will turn into 20, 40, 3 months, the whole of 2021. They’ll spend all of Trump’s next term claiming he didn’t win, just like last time.

If we can go to Walmart to buy bullshit we don’t need, we can go vote. Not sure it’s within Trump’s power, but I would love a Voter ID mandate as well.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly I had to rack my brain for a while to remember Michael Dukakis' running mate.

That's where he's headed.

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hachuelo 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'mon man how can you not remember his name?? Is Pierre Delecto you Sleepy Old Man.