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trumpORbust 132 points ago +132 / -0

How the fuck is anyone even pretending Joe is a viable candidate, hell... He's not even a viable human

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droden 35 points ago +36 / -1

I mean he could be the president of the nursing home tv channel changer association maybe? He can move and walk and remember what channel to change it to...maybe

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asshoe 11 points ago +11 / -0

He could be the announcer at Bingo game nights.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even that is a stretch.

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asshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyway, about my leg hair ...

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Randomite 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m beginning to accept the theory that these are a couple of throwaway candidates. Placeholders that the queen promised a turn at catching the ring but not a serious stab this time because of Trump’s support. If they were serious, they would have come up with someone more suitable to the independents for the VP, such as mayor Pete.

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BeefChucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

They absolutely are. Trump completely fucked their God-Queen and they don’t want a future candidate soiled. Joe doesn’t have a future because he doesn’t even have a present. Yet he will achieve over 40% of the “vote” because the brainwashed masses are just that.

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chinesevirus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been thinking for awhile that they don't plan on winning this election but they want to inflict a ton of damage on Trump and the country as a whole to put his 2nd term in question.

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the most plausible theory, but why not promote a candidate that's actually liked by the far left? They're only settling for Biden. Why not put up some populist leftist like Bernie or Yang? They won't win but they'll bring a big turnout, and the DNC doesn't care about those candidates anyway so no problem wasting them. Instead they bring out a repeat failed presidential candidate who was an idiot before he had dementia, and the woman rated lowest in the debates.

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Wefoundyouremails 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still on the boat that the DNC anointed Kamala for President, but no one else did, so they found a way to force her onto voters anyway. Biden is just the punishment for choosing incorrectly in the primaries, and the only one who would pick her for a running mate. Their voters are morons, who will go along with anything their overlords tell them, because Orangemanbad.

Dont believe me? Just watch their reaction when you remind them that a company called Shadow, Inc. helped rig the Iowa caucuses against Bernie.

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

And never let him meet any of your children.

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dykstra89 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol dont worry, the democrats are going to abort him then

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MissileToad 3 points ago +3 / -0

then let's abort him!