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JackIsALarp 16 points ago +17 / -1

Legit named his sorry ass after a wine and a chocolate. Surprised his name wasn't Stapler Paper Weight Jr.

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ITS_A_MINDSET 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ah yes, the feminine alter ego, Crystal Swingline

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A1waysLurk1ing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Peter = slang for cock.

Delecto = Delicious.

Created the account to shadow stalk his grand daughter.

You can do the math from there.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +4 / -3

Mormans love fucking underage family members

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love... lamp