Shep Smith is like the unlikeable strange kid that everyone in grade school secretly ridiculed behind his back for peeing his pants in class and wetting the bed generally. He grew up to be a serial killer, and was caught, but because his family were very well connected, the illuminati realized he was extremely telegenic and could be repurposed, so they put him on TV. Now he visits rape caves with Hilalry and molests and murders those 33,000 kids that disappear each year. The above is satire