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JonnyB 382 points ago +382 / -0

Back when I was a kid Nanci Pelosi raped me. I don't remember the details but it happened. She shouldn't be in office as a result.

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bubadmt 21 points ago +21 / -0

I too was one of her victims. Waking up to her saying, "Good morning. Sunday morning" really traumatized me so I repressed most of the memories.

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1burrdog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck you too? I remember when she come over to Aussie land via submarine cause she dont like flying and anyways she tracked me down in the bush and then made me go down on her bush while there was a bloke by the name of Bush standing there watching whilst hiding in the said bush..........<<<<<surely that makes sense or is it all just made up? I just cant remember because I have repressed it all buuuuut she also confirmed the story and since we must believe all living creatures (including my loopy cat) apart from men so it's gotta be true, I think I am going mad......woooot!:)