Yes, but true. Liberals need to realize WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY and either take the social contract, or kill themselves.
Trust me, it's a decision I made myself. I chose to take the contract. The good thing is that you can revoke the contract (and fuck off innawoods) but you can't undo shooting yourself in the head. Choice seems obvious.
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.
You don't understand.. she's upset because she was given a brand new clean clothing, a car, roof over her head and food on her table, plus minor things, like jewelry, money to dye her hair blond.. you know. .the most horrible things one can have in his life.
Haha. My motto too! if you want to teach them about money and gratitude - make them poor.
They will have to get JOBS to pay for their Phones and stuff. Gas for their cars. Fast food. Haircuts. New tires when you told them a dozen times not to park so close to the curb. Parking tickets.
Imagine being like 18 and uttering "I am so tired of my life"
LMAO you are just getting started with the shitshow that is life, m'dear. Either get workin' or get suicidin'.
lmao
Reality is often disappointing
Reality has never NOT disappointed me, personally.
When god and I meet, I am going to ask to see the manager of Earth for sure.
"This service is bullshit and I want my money back! REEEEE!"
Yes, but true. Liberals need to realize WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY and either take the social contract, or kill themselves.
Trust me, it's a decision I made myself. I chose to take the contract. The good thing is that you can revoke the contract (and fuck off innawoods) but you can't undo shooting yourself in the head. Choice seems obvious.
I, too, am tired of their lives.
Suicidin’forBiden
As the great Dennis Leary said.
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.
https://youtu.be/oAVoQfoU0dQ
His delivery adds quite a bit to the joke.
It's so true, though. I'm not happy most of the time but I am mostly content. with the choices I've made and what I can control.
You don't understand.. she's upset because she was given a brand new clean clothing, a car, roof over her head and food on her table, plus minor things, like jewelry, money to dye her hair blond.. you know. .the most horrible things one can have in his life.
And probably a father who paid for it all. The greatest gift a person can have.
And this is why I will be raising my children dirt poor
Best thing you could do honestly. Builds character.
Living well below your means has significant advantages; the money piles up, so you are forced to invest it
Or at least give the kids a good whack in the head for being lazy on a Saturday afternoon.
Haha. My motto too! if you want to teach them about money and gratitude - make them poor.
They will have to get JOBS to pay for their Phones and stuff. Gas for their cars. Fast food. Haircuts. New tires when you told them a dozen times not to park so close to the curb. Parking tickets.
And they’ll appreciate everything
From the punk era:
Why kill time when you can kill yourself?
I see you went to the Dirty Harry school of suicide prevention.
"Get off my lawn, zipperhead."