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559throw 34 points ago +34 / -0

Reality is often disappointing

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Modus_Pwninz 19 points ago +20 / -1

Reality has never NOT disappointed me, personally.

When god and I meet, I am going to ask to see the manager of Earth for sure.

"This service is bullshit and I want my money back! REEEEE!"

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559throw 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Oh me damnit not another Karen..."

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Rychus 3 points ago +3 / -0

well Satan is the manager of Earth...

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sort of true. But right before he ascended to Heaven, the Lord told his people to go out and fix things in His name. Turns out, you've been the manager of Earth all along. When you meet God, He's going to be asking you what you did.

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Rychus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point. Genesis 1 - God creates man & gives us dominion over everything on earth.