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WhiteLash 121 points ago +121 / -0

I'm straight but I'll take the Kiss!

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NormaJeanRocks 68 points ago +68 / -0

If I were to ever kiss a man, I'd pick him as a first. Fuck it

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RealRedneck 45 points ago +45 / -0

Were I unwed, he could kiss me in a manly fashion. ... No Homo

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shiny, cap’n

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MagaHippie88 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hopefully ya wife in line b4 u.. or after.. would hope either way she b down, if I was married n my husband had a chance n didn't take it probably would b serving papers for dinner :) Blahaha Cheers! <3 MAGA2020

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Salacious_B_Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

We have the best straight gays, folks. Believe me!

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our gay-gays are pretty fucking rad too. Based AF. Pedes fucking rock. No 2 ways about it.

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Miserable_company 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brings new meaning to the term “gay for the state.”

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America_No_1 37 points ago +37 / -0

I'm a magasexual

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ghost_of_aswartz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same. Say, do you do KAGels?

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. They #BeBest.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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thewashambro 31 points ago +32 / -1

Hopefully some of that Regeneron seeps in your pores, makes you feel 20 years younger!

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prof_robinson 6 points ago +7 / -1

Its regeneron; not adrenochrome

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thewashambro 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know, he said it made him feel 20 years younger. It's a joke

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prof_robinson 5 points ago +5 / -0

And youre not tom hanks :-)

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SeleniteGrayAMG 13 points ago +13 / -0

To quote Joe Exotic, "You ain't that straight" and that's OK!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seconded, also as a straight male.

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socal_maga 80 points ago +80 / -0

The left is going to lose their shit over this LOL

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elpoePehTeW 34 points ago +34 / -0

My question is, what shit do they have left?!

It’s been San Franshitsco since 2015 with them!

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socal_maga 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cattle has nothing on the left in terms of fecal production.

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prof_robinson 9 points ago +9 / -0

There is a never-ending stream of shit the Left can spew

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TitoshandmadePatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

other people's shit

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spez_this 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump is a 3'rd degree Trollmaster.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 13 points ago +13 / -0

They've already started calling him "unhinged." For a damn joke.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193

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SeleniteGrayAMG 7 points ago +7 / -0

Humor is lost on them.

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ShakeNBake 32 points ago +32 / -0

I love this pic!

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muy_libre 28 points ago +28 / -0

Kiss me, daddy!

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Username checks out

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PyroSphere 27 points ago +27 / -0

Looks like Pepe got into the growth hormone.

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Rfeelingshurt 11 points ago +11 / -0

So that's what happened to Dwyane...

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK

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prof_robinson 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, AGH; amphibian growth hormone

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Covfefefefe19 5 points ago +5 / -0

Turning the frickin frogs huge!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 21 points ago +21 / -0

he said "BIG FAT KISS" LOLLLL

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FUCKFOX [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

My MAGA wife blushed when he said it...... So did I....no-homo

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ModelMinority 18 points ago +19 / -1

The only kiss a straight man would accept.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

No lies detected.

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publ1us 16 points ago +16 / -0

Laughs in antibodies

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Formerlurker92 16 points ago +16 / -0

Isn't he still a germaphobe? Or is that just another lie I've learned through cultural osmosis

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LionTed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chad

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Linda 18 points ago +18 / -0

I believe he is a germaphobe but the point of his remark is that he's immune to the virus, so he can't catch it from anyone or give it to anyone, despite what the lying left try to say in an attempt to cancel debates, while also shutting down Trump rally's etc.

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DoesItWorkAlready 8 points ago +8 / -0

isn't he still a germaphobe

That makes the joke even funnier

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dingdongbob 13 points ago +13 / -0

OwO

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WarOfTheFanboys 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump confirmed first LGBT president.

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Maga_bigly 7 points ago +7 / -0

This made me laugh out loud !

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popcycle 5 points ago +5 / -0

the chat has entered obama.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that'd be some 4D chess. Announce himself as first LGBT president, causing Big Mike to speak up in order to steal the thunder.

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biff420 11 points ago +11 / -0

Me first!

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YoureFakeNews 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm a girl, and I'd kiss him. Maybe even with tongue. The boyfriend would totally let me lol

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know, I kinda look like Trump...

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YoureFakeNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha I'll bet you do 😝

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

😍😘😜

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YoureFakeNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

😘👅

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

👄👅🔥

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JerryJerryJerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you didn't, I'd be looking at you like how DARE you...

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YoureFakeNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry, I wouldn't disappoint! Now I'm wondering if you're my bf..he's on here somewhere, but I forget his actual username. 😂 I mean, I don't think it involves "Jerry", but you never know.

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PaigeAshley 10 points ago +10 / -0

As a woman, with complete respect to our First Lady, I'd LOVE a good kiss from POTUS! 👍😍😘❤

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EthelMayPotter 10 points ago +10 / -0

❤️CUTE❤️

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M4ster_Yoda 10 points ago +10 / -0

I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID THIS! Hahaahaha tremendous!

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cara_c 9 points ago +9 / -0

The leftist media: "Trump could not go kiss everybody in this crowd because it would be a security risk and his Secret Service team wouldn't allow it. This is just another Trump lie; these now total 200,001."

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20MagnusKonrad20 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am so damn happy he said this.

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hereticpatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

POTUS is feeling great by the looks of things. Hallelujah!

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RlzJohnnyM 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man or woman I can kiss you

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fallhollow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spreading love and antibodies.

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theAvatar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Give them all a big old kiss !😘

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

RICHARD DAWSON ENERGY

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Zaszz345 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did Pepe get some Regeneron? Dude is massive now!

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FUCKFOX [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

😂🤣😂

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

C'mon man! Uncle Joe doesn't give kisses but he'll give you a sniff.

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NonyaDB 7 points ago +7 / -0

The hardest working man in political entertainment...GEOTUS DONALD J. TRUMP!

I love the guy, he gives zero fucks about anything unrelated to making America great.

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SeleniteGrayAMG 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where do I sign?

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Sodium_miner 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw this and was laughing my ass off with the GF. Love this guy.

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Spawnlingman 7 points ago +8 / -1

He can grab me by the pussy!

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cyberspace_cowboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

so right before this he mentioned Biden was having a bad day and forget Mitts name, mispronounce h1n1 and said he was glad to be running for the senate? lol, was he being serious? Did Biden do all of that?!?!

EDIT: nvm found the tweet - https://thedonald.win/p/HrKAoRpV/president-trump-biden-losing-big/c/

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DamitBobby 7 points ago +7 / -0

Need bigly tears on that pepe

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 3 points ago +3 / -0

His eyes are welling up, they just haven’t started to fall yet.

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HatnNewLognReqs 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to see everyone become an expert immunologist and dispute this now

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 7 points ago +7 / -0

LETS NOT BE CONFIDENT GUYS. WE NEED TO CAMPAIGN SOME MORE! WE NEED TO CONVINCE OUR FRIENDS, FAMILIES AND OTHER VOTERS TO VOTE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH BOTH SENATE AND HOUSE INTEL SAYS BLOOMBERG, SOROS, AND THE CCP ARE SPENDING UP TO HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CONTESTED STATES TO SEE SLEEPY JOE THROUGH THIS ELECTION. WE SHOULD REMAIN VIGILANT AND SHOW THEM THE RED PREDICATE THIS NOVEMBER 3!

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FUCKFOX [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Just take the damn kiss from POTUS and worryfag tomorrow.

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 5 points ago +5 / -0

JUST A REMINDER. STAY SAFE.

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FUCKFOX [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ty Patriot, GOD - FAMILY - COUNTRY. It’s my duty to keep those things safe

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 5 points ago +5 / -0

STAY SAFE AND GODBLESS!

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beacray 6 points ago +6 / -0

LadyPede Here: I LOVE Donald J. Trump and I think he is adorable and handsome. I'd take that kiss!!!!

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I-am-but-an-egg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok I’ll admit it, I’M GEOTUS CURIOUS SO I WILL TAKE THAT KISS

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +6 / -0

how hilarious would it be if he planted a huge one on joe biden, bugs bunny style at the next debate?

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JerryJerryJerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can hear it now... Mel Blanc: The Man of a Thousand Voices is well worth a watch for Looney Toons fans.

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ghost_of_aswartz 5 points ago +5 / -0

the left thinks they don't need antibodies, because they were anti-body before it was cool. that's why they are amorphous flabby and ambiguously gendered

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Mark0alag0 5 points ago +6 / -1

“What the fuck?! Now I am disgusted at the idea of seeing two men kiss! Especially in front of my children. Wtf is happening to me? Why do I have to keep adjusting my positions like this?? God damn iiiiiiit!!!” - progressives

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TrumpAwakens2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

User name checks out.

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Bestboy143 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tremendous work of art FuckFox!

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prof_robinson 5 points ago +5 / -0

In fact... youre spreading antibodies!

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ladypatriot_games 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omg I missed this moment!! He really said this??

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FUCKFOX [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

It was magical, you WILL see this clipped all over tomorrow!

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ladypatriot_games 5 points ago +5 / -0

This must have been when I put my son back to bed. You never know what greatness you are going to miss.

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AlphaOmaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

News cycle today is focusing on rare cases of possible re-infection. Probably seasonal flu both times. Who knows anymore.

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FUCKFOX [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Two false positives?

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Friar_Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somewhere there is a big Mike joke.

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MagaHippie88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ima b next in line!! <3 MAGA2020

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IPDaily 5 points ago +5 / -0

Give me some REGENRON!!