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WhiteLash 121 points ago +121 / -0

I'm straight but I'll take the Kiss!

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NormaJeanRocks 68 points ago +68 / -0

If I were to ever kiss a man, I'd pick him as a first. Fuck it

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RealRedneck 45 points ago +45 / -0

Were I unwed, he could kiss me in a manly fashion. ... No Homo

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shiny, cap’n

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MagaHippie88 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hopefully ya wife in line b4 u.. or after.. would hope either way she b down, if I was married n my husband had a chance n didn't take it probably would b serving papers for dinner :) Blahaha Cheers! <3 MAGA2020

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Salacious_B_Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

We have the best straight gays, folks. Believe me!

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our gay-gays are pretty fucking rad too. Based AF. Pedes fucking rock. No 2 ways about it.

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Miserable_company 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brings new meaning to the term “gay for the state.”

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America_No_1 37 points ago +37 / -0

I'm a magasexual

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ghost_of_aswartz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same. Say, do you do KAGels?

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. They #BeBest.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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thewashambro 31 points ago +32 / -1

Hopefully some of that Regeneron seeps in your pores, makes you feel 20 years younger!

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prof_robinson 6 points ago +7 / -1

Its regeneron; not adrenochrome

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thewashambro 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know, he said it made him feel 20 years younger. It's a joke

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prof_robinson 5 points ago +5 / -0

And youre not tom hanks :-)

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SeleniteGrayAMG 13 points ago +13 / -0

To quote Joe Exotic, "You ain't that straight" and that's OK!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seconded, also as a straight male.