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“I’m immune, I could go kiss everybody in this crowd”. GEOTUS (media.patriots.win)
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– NormaJeanRocks 68 points ago +68 / -0

If I were to ever kiss a man, I'd pick him as a first. Fuck it

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– RealRedneck 45 points ago +45 / -0

Were I unwed, he could kiss me in a manly fashion. ... No Homo

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– DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shiny, cap’n

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– MagaHippie88 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hopefully ya wife in line b4 u.. or after.. would hope either way she b down, if I was married n my husband had a chance n didn't take it probably would b serving papers for dinner :) Blahaha Cheers! <3 MAGA2020

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– Salacious_B_Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

We have the best straight gays, folks. Believe me!

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– RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our gay-gays are pretty fucking rad too. Based AF. Pedes fucking rock. No 2 ways about it.

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– Miserable_company 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brings new meaning to the term “gay for the state.”

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