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DemonKingzer0 340 points ago +342 / -2

It’s not gay if it’s Donald Trump

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BigZilm 142 points ago +142 / -0

I'm sure GEOTUS dropped a no homo after.

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MadRussian 66 points ago +67 / -1

Exactly, it doesn't count if you say "no homo" afterwards.

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0v3rKill 31 points ago +31 / -0

Fuck the NBA!

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Denver1935 16 points ago +18 / -2

I like the gays more than the NBA, wait I've always liked the gays

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G_regulator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gay men vote Trump too

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Supersaiyanbroly737 14 points ago +14 / -0

NBA is gay. Who the fuck watches sweaty men in tank tops for 2.5 hours? Gay.

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL if you like that then you will love Jokic doing it once, getting fined $50k, and then catching himself before almost doing it again.(relevant part @ 0:27)

https://youtu.be/v22_ZW-a7Ro

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MAGAPlenty 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a gay slur?!

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

slur is a word made up by Marxists

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WhoMurderedSethRich 8 points ago +10 / -2

My best friend and I gave each other blow jobs. No homo.

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ThoughtExperiment 6 points ago +8 / -2

It's only gay if you swallow.

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +4 / -1

And look them in the eyes while doing so

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

and sleep in their bed

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joke's on Pence-- Trump wasn't wearing socks

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IcyHue 2 points ago +2 / -0

More common are actual kisses on the cheek. I know the air kissing rather from (older) women with lipstick.

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Barack-Obama2 24 points ago +25 / -1

I’m gay as fuck.

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TheGrimReefer93 19 points ago +19 / -0

Username checks out.

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lwrns 11 points ago +11 / -0

Take this πŸ†

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WhoMurderedSethRich 6 points ago +6 / -0

πŸ˜†

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hsproductions 22 points ago +22 / -0

Greet one another with a holy kiss. 2 Corinthians 13:12 NIV https://2corinthians.bible/2-corinthians-13-12

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FakeNametag 13 points ago +13 / -0

He'd let Trump grab him by the pussy, except that he doesn't have one.

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Joe_Hiden_69 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare you assume his gender.

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berson129 173 points ago +173 / -0

He literally has a forcefield around him

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MAGAForeverF 71 points ago +71 / -0

inverse field of static electricity

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CisSiberianOrchestra 33 points ago +35 / -2

Well, he is Lord Raiden, the God of Thunder.

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shadypollster 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ah yes I remember Prime Pence.

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Kek_Johnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

πŸ‡πŸ‡I 'membah too πŸ‡πŸ‡

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IncredibleMrE1 35 points ago +35 / -0

The only one strong enough to repel the kiss of the mighty GEOTUS

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magastrophysicist 22 points ago +22 / -0

PURE ELECTROMAGANETIC ENERGY

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you really think so?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 131 points ago +133 / -2

Pence's left hand is reaching toward his pocket for his electrodes . . .

Mike is always ready to cure the gay.

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slangin_paint 27 points ago +27 / -0

To be honest, Trump has a terrible track record of failing to deliver on promises his enemies made for him. I just don't know how i will vote for him again. I mean, i could mail in my ballot and celebrate that great pleasure today, but i also hear that dropping my ballot off in person is the best way to make sure that my vote for Trump counts.

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Afeazo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump didn’t keep any of his promises, he was supposed to convert all gays, throw minorities into camps, and execute all illegals.

What do you mean it was democrats who promised this?

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based_trekkie 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should make a parody commercial!

Into: Donald Trump and Mike Pence have NOT kept these promises!!!

Then list all this the libshits said would would happen to scare people that never did.

Start each one with:

The Media Said Donald Trump/Mike Pence would do ( insert dumbass media lie here )

One of them would be Mike Pence's electroshock obviously.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +5 / -2

Pence went to jails on the qt .. fired up his electrodes on the "Lost Cause - Too Gay" setting. Oh well.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Electric Pence gets the job done right!

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zwiebelsaft 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zap me daddy.

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PaigeAshley 97 points ago +98 / -1

That cracked me up when I first saw it. Still does. :) Mike is like a younger brother to Donald, I'm sure.

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magabirdlady 37 points ago +37 / -0

me too. Pence is blushing.

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kek_saved_the_world 21 points ago +21 / -0

Two Great Americans who love each-other while they save America together

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PaigeAshley 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's exactly right. :)

MAGA ON BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, absolutely!

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notcalledbilloflefts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahah I forget where it was reported, I believe it was actually in her book, she was talking with trump and several others about how to handle NK or something, and trump said something along the lines of β€œmaybe you need to go over there and take one for the team” and they all started cracking up

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QUADBRIX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems would report that as actual, literal violence.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 8 points ago +8 / -0

like a younger brother

Exactly! This is the same kind of air kiss I've seen him give family and close friends.

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MAGA_Master 42 points ago +42 / -0

Something I would do to one of my homies.

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Tom_Brett 17 points ago +17 / -0

yeah i do it to my homies just to freak them out lol

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Ma5e 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they freak out, it means they think you're gay. If they let you suck their dicks then you're good.

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glow-operator-2-0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the song to accompany that statement - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8JYG0UC8tBw

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MAGATRAIN2k20 31 points ago +31 / -0

Trump didn’t kiss him! He’s anti-gay!!!!!~~~~~

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magabirdlady 24 points ago +24 / -0

Adorable. Two men secure with their sexuality. :)

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Yaztaz 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA SEXUAL

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are your pronouns? Lol

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notcalledbilloflefts 6 points ago +6 / -0

MAGA/KAG pronouns

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Throwingway22 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's hilarious and so endearing.

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chahn1138 14 points ago +14 / -0

Of course he is stoked about his VP. One of his best choices.

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MrBabySpam 14 points ago +15 / -1

The hell? lol

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quartz 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hahaha earlier in the speech, Trump said he felt so great, he'd walk into the crowd and kiss all the guys and ladies. I assume this happened AFTER that.

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THE_golden_goddess 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is an old clip of them.

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Contrariancanary 3 points ago +3 / -0

i was curious about that. Do you know when this happened?

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Kelmika 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump is passing on his Dragon energy and antibodies to Pence! They are GROWING STRONGER!!!!

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 12 points ago +12 / -0

THE GEOTUS HAD JUST CASTED A BUFF (GEOTUS BLESSING) TO THE SILVER FOX.

[(GEOTUS BLESSING): +∞ TO ARMOUR +∞ TO STRENGTH +∞ TO AGILITY +∞ TO IMMORTALITY +∞ TO WIN]

LONG LIVE THE GOD EMPEROR!

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Megladonald 6 points ago +6 / -0

Enchantment +2/+2 Trample, Totem Armor

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 7 points ago +7 / -0

UNAFFECTED BY SUMMONING SICKNESS

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PewPew_ThaDuK 12 points ago +12 / -0

heehehe they look like two brothers ready to cause a ruckus hahahah

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Undying 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pence is just like every grandpa you grew up knowing.

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NPCNN 10 points ago +10 / -0

πŸ’‹

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha, Pence's face! He was scared there for a minute. Donald can be such a shit ass. :-)

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Pixel 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've never seen this, I laughed so hard. Thank you Pede.

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Jojotherab 8 points ago +8 / -0

Omfg I love this haha

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1-16-45v2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Having survived a chinese assassination attempt he looks overjoyed.. nothing can stop them.

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JesusisKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is hilarous

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is amazing. Lol.

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Razamataz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is so awesome 😎

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Liberalsareretards 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love this man!

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Arm clasp of brotherhood.

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Slothboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha.

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zaku 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's cute lol

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Mike0xquitelong 7 points ago +7 / -0

"That's for nailing that hoe on live TV"

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debmaxlola47 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can really tell how much Mike loves Donald.

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letrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

So they have become great friends. I'm sure they've joked about this and how awkward it made pence

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DrAugustBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

LGVPQ

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IllKissYourBoobies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just kidding

Lol

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logan34 5 points ago +5 / -0

HILARIOUS I troll good friends like this too.

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iNightmare 5 points ago +5 / -0

When was this?

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ForHumans 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was this tonight after his kiss comment?

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MagaHippie88 4 points ago +4 / -0

<3<3 MAGA2020

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13mizzou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully Pence considers running for president in 2024. He's proven he's loyal to Trump and a fantastic debater something we may need when Oprah or Michelle run next time

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RusherOfDin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pelosi will use this as evidence of Trump's mental state being affected and the need to use the 25th is urgent.

Then some smartass will ask why two men kissing is an indication of mental illness.

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