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YugeBallsBelieveMe 141 points ago +143 / -2

They let you do it

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Musicbymuzak 8 points ago +8 / -0

PREASE DO NOT CRICK

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

TAIWAN IS NUMBER ONE

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Nellie_the_Beaut 24 points ago +25 / -1

I’d beg him to do it!!😘

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LookFatty 10 points ago +11 / -1

Be like a kiss from Daddy. Right on the lips !!!

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for adding this, people forget his part.

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DemonKingzer0 55 points ago +56 / -1

I don’t care I would kiss the President anytime!

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DemonKingzer0 30 points ago +31 / -1

No homo

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KuhlooKuhlay 26 points ago +26 / -0

"there's supposed to be a comma there. it should read 'no, homo.'"

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ZeroDeltaTango 26 points ago +27 / -1

I would deliberately kiss him to get the Wuhan flu, so I could get Trump antibody therapy and be immune to all ills too

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would, too. I'd get a 2-week paid vacay from work, and afterwards I'd be immune. With a 99.9% chance of survival, I'd take the risk.

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FliesTheFlag -1 points ago +2 / -3

Dont need it, we are not a buncha pussy soy bois.

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ZeroDeltaTango 0 points ago +1 / -1

..thus implying Trump is a pussy soy boi for getting antibody therapy

LOL That didn't work too well

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Techrev 13 points ago +13 / -0

The pussy, too. You can't forget the pussy.

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SchveebleSchvobbla 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh man - you win the internet today kek!

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Mark0alag0 33 points ago +33 / -0

Funny shit.
BUT.... still aggravates me that grown men and grown women who act so offended by Trump’s matter of fact spoken truth about certain kinds of women. Pretending they have never heard of gold-digging skanks who POTENTIALLY would LET rich famous men grab their snatch, if it meant getting a shot at being on his inside circle of $$ and fame. It was an age-old adage being plainly spoken by Trump, something spoken and acknowledged by any grown up who has been around people.
Something grown-ups already know. All it was. So fucking retarded.

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Choomguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Women definitely know this to be true. Most mortal men, believe it to be true but it doesnt necessarily work that way for everyone.

“Theyll let you grab ‘em by the pussy” pisses me off, thats probably the number one response you get when you ask a anti trumper why they feel that way. Whats really sad is this was their big October surprise that was supposed to bring trump down. That tells you all you need to know about trump, hes one of us.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

So retarded they made even more retarded hats about it.

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Choomguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some douche in town has a “grab him by the ballot” sign. It just makes you look stupid.

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RogueLeaderX 32 points ago +32 / -0

Trump is still infectious .................. WITH WIN!!!,!,

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BladderBeerPoopin 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the world can lick his browneye.

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Mukato 28 points ago +28 / -0

He becomes more Chad-like every single day

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two kisses

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

He's going to infect us all.

With DRAGON ENERGY

🐉 🐉 🐉

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vape4jesus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Only presidential candidate immune to the China virus!

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zabbers 17 points ago +17 / -0

He could walk into the middle of Times Square and just start kissing random strangers and we'd still vote for him. 👌

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

And they LET you do it!!

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Fizzybeach 15 points ago +15 / -0

They let you!

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FuckFaceDiapers 2 points ago +2 / -0

You cant sell it on ebay though!

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FuckFaceDiapers 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a video of Trump signing stuff and telling people to sell it on ebay.

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Harambe 13 points ago +14 / -1

When you're a king, they let you do it.

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Mark0alag0 8 points ago +8 / -0

To be honest, I just want to run my toes thru his hair. What? Is that more gay than wanting to kiss him?

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Guruchild 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think we could all make a gay exception to the GEOTUS

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Tenspot20 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would gladly accept the flu from the President if he were still infected.

I don't buy-in to this Covid Hoax.

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VinnyMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Grab em by the pussy. Anything!

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Covfefe_Baby 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love it!!!

So cute <3

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

"POW, right in the kisser"

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago +6 / -1

Joe Biden tomorrow: “Kids just let me smell ‘em! You can do anything!”

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LLegendary 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody will let you say that you are immune. I've had it...." bUt yOu cOuLd gEt iT aGaIn!!!!"

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Zippythekid 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was so funny when he said that. You could see the joy in his face, big smiles

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Grab 'em by the pussy and kiss it on the lips! KEK

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TrumpTrainJune152015 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give me your (anti)body.

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump is a handsome man.

NO HOMO

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PeytonManThing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed out loud, well done

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Covfefe_Baby 3 points ago +4 / -1

TRUMP, KISS MY LIPS

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Tduser6543210 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s literally how vaccines work. Minus the pig, cow and fetal cells. Oh look a disease, meet my immune system.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

"No silly, you don't have to suck it if you don't want to, just some little kisses here and a couple down here will be fine."

Covid Motive

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mateus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh-oh.

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zaku 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grab Biden' by the ass.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grab them by the covid.

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Spoon2009 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had covid not gonna lie my retard coworkers though I had the plague or something. I'm popping out at work no mask and they go ape mad because of that. Not caring at all

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ProtectFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

THEY LET YOU*

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RocR 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Biden only knew how to kiss Obama's ass, so he became dumb with with the toxic Obama's farts!

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Thepoorbrownguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Melania immune?

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libman 1 point ago +1 / -0

c0nSeNsUaL kIs$iNg iS rAp3!

mAiDeN's TaLe rEeEeEeE!!!1

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kiss 'em on the lips

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MAGAPlenty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those people were asking for it

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RonSwanson1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUMP grabbed covid by the pussy! #MAGA