Anyone who picks up a newspaper in the morning and does not see himself slandered in it has not made profitable use of the previous day; for if he had, he would be persecuted, reviled, slandered, abused and befouled.
I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Open the paper, and read the Obits. If Iām not there, I know Iām not dead, So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed!
-some guy
-some other guy