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Wood_Shampoo1 185 points ago +186 / -1

"See nobody cares"

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WilleZumLeben 9 points ago +10 / -1

...But why? Do you really?

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CactusPete 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whoa. You mean . . . you don't?

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WilleZumLeben 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought you were just happy to see me.

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VetforTrump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fag

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 21 points ago +21 / -0

Block this loser.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dont click this Pedes

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 12 points ago +12 / -0

I won't, but what is it?

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 16 points ago +16 / -0

I believe it’s that libtard with the redirect link

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thought they took care of that guy. Same old no-life lefties.

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bill_in_texas 16 points ago +16 / -0

De...de...de..deported!

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ZeroDeltaTango 17 points ago +20 / -3

LOL this fat fuck will always be Dennis Nedry to me

Jerry Seinfeld was a funny stand-up comic, but sitcoms bite HARD on the big one

Balls deluxe: Dude walked away from $100 million for one more season. Kind of 'out of character' to walk away from that kind of moolah ;)

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MuadDon 13 points ago +13 / -0

He used that high iq to realize he'd get 20 years of syndication at least and make close to a billion, which came to pass.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 5 points ago +5 / -0

: )

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Chad_D_Thunderglock 140 points ago +140 / -0

I work for the USPS. This place is like a welfare center for retarded lefties. We have probably 50 big screen TVs in the building that play CNN all day long and pictures of Joe Biden hung up. The union donates huge amounts to the dem candidates and then holds town hall meetings about how drumpf wants to get rid of us.

It's actually kind of interesting because the skilled labor jobs like maintenance are largely pro Trump but we're definitely a minority in here.

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VetforTrump 41 points ago +42 / -1

Well, maybe.itz time to close the post office

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jubyeonin 41 points ago +41 / -0

Then Amazon buys the infrastructure and here we go again.

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ContraryCynic 25 points ago +29 / -4

Except Amazon gives a damn about moving packages on time.

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Choomguy 30 points ago +30 / -0 (edited)

I just overnighted something to one of my kids, 100 miles away, $28. Guaranteed to get there by 3 or 4, i forget. Kid waits around all day for it, doesnt come so he leaves. Finally comes at 8p, and carrier says you can get a refund since its late. So i take receipt to p.o. . They spend 30 minutes looking it up, and the woman comes back and says sorry, we show that it was received by the local post office at 2p. I said it was addressed to his apt, not for pick up at p.o. This is the same girl i mailed it with, and she knew the whole story and actually suggested i overnight it if it had to be there, it was important.

So shes like, i have to check with the postmaster. Much himming and hawing ensues, another 30 minutes, and finally they make me fill out two pages of paperwork and i get my money back.

It wasnt that it didn’t get there by the guaranteed time, and i would have just let it go, but the guy who delivered said it was not on time, and that it qualified for a refund. And then they try and weasel out of the guarantee that is written on a giant poster right on the wall. This is why the post office needs dismantled, its just another branch of govt, that hasnt a care in the world about what they are actually there for. The initial response i got from the counter girl was “its the post office, it happens...”.

Ive gotten shit overnight from the Uk to the states reliably, and i get shit from all over the country overnight and its never late with all the other services, but you cant rely on usps, ever.

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thisguy883 18 points ago +18 / -0

My mom makes masks and she made masks for my sister and her husband who live in Florida.

She paid for the priority mail and just forgot about it.

A week goes by and my mom asks my sister if she likes the masks she sent and my sister said she never got them. So my mom goes to the post office to see what happened and apparently they lost the package while in transit.

They ended up refunding my mom her money and apologized for the inconvenience.

Well another week goes by and my mom gets a package in the mail. It was the package she sent my sister with a return to sender posted on it. When she opened the box, nothing was inside. Who ever delivered the mail stole the masks intended for my sister and her husband, then thew the box somewhere in the mail room. It was found, then sent back.

And these are the people who are suppose to handle mail-in ballots?

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SludgeWarehouse 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should've left Lysander Spooner alone to operate his delivery service all those years ago.

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ContraryCynic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah if that had happened at Amazon somebody's hide would have been nailed to the wall.

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Wtf_socialismreally 21 points ago +26 / -5 (edited)

Amazon does shipping the best. They even let you track when it gets within 10 stops of you, and do so for free.

USPS has damaged goods, stolen goods and repeatedly offered bad or no tracking.

To the bitch who downvoted me: I don't care if you hate Amazon. I do, too. They offer a service that beats the USPS and aren't a federal organization, and if they bought up the infrastructure then the government wouldn't need to give benefits and good deals to the company anymore, which means big savings for the country.

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SAW2TH 31 points ago +31 / -0

Everything the government touches turns to shit.

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ZeroDeltaTango 18 points ago +19 / -1

As Thos. Jefferson observed, all government is evil.

At best, a necessary evil. At worst, the global communism you see developing right before your mask.

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TheThreeSeashells 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stores just don’t carry half the stuff you need anymore.

Neither does Amazon. I'm tired of hearing the oft-repeated lie about how Amazon "has everything." It doesn't. It has a slightly better, but still fairly limited inventory. If you're looking for electronics or clothes, be prepared to have to sift through tons of the Chinese crap they push on people. They also don't indicate when something is being sent directly from China, which they should. Of course, we all know why they don't.

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SludgeWarehouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

lots of reports of counterfeit products when it comes to things like shampoos, colognes, etc.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

JW on smile!

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thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what I do.

You can even set up your phone app to do it.

So much money has been donated through my purchases, my wife's purchases and my family members who I've set the app up for.

Jeff Bezos is a fucking prick, but Amazon is legit.

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Surfsup 8 points ago +9 / -1

Except you seem to not realize Amazon is subsidized by the US taxpayer. Just read their earning release. Post office is a mess. Amazon is toxic.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +3 / -1

Amazon is subsidized by the U.S. taxpayer through deals with USPS which loses us money.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazon shipping > USPS.

I like watching my package get to my house in real time via the Amazon app.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same. And my packages always come intact. They do a good job with proof of delivery too, which helps cut back on defrauding them but also can be used when a package is stolen off your porch in some cases.

I really don't like Amazon, but UPS, FedEx and Amazon have the USPS basically eating shit.

And if you are caught stealing packages or doing something shitty, you'll be fired.

Not so with USPS. Getting a federal worker fired is basically impossible.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. I trust Amazon more than I trust all the other delivery services. UPS is usually garbage. Packages always show up with some damage to the boxes. Again, that's UPS, not USPS. USPS is ok if you're not expecting anything important.

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jenniferq18 2 points ago +2 / -0

A friend of mine ordered a record recently. The first one was bent in half and shoved in the mail box. It was 180 ga. so this wouldn't have been an easy task. The second was lost. They finally requested it be sent via UPS.

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iVote 16 points ago +16 / -0

CNN blaring on 50 big screens creates a hostile workplace.

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +6 / -1

CNN blaring on 50 big screens creates a hostile workplace.

I would go postal

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Isthisusedtoo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Decades of diversity hires.

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mast3r 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was working as a mail handler's assistant up until october. My plant was..it was definitely left wing inside but out on the platform you had a lot of conservatives. I would say 75% lefty overall. The unions are no doubt going to have their henchmen interfere. The place is cancerous overall. Senior clerks absorbing penalty overtime without actually doing anything making 60$/hr. No one should be getting paid 60/hr let alone 30/hr for the kind of work they do. It doesn't require any sort of special skills or knowledge. The absolute morons and derelicts they hire are all the evidence that is required. There were regular mail handler's who were making 6 figures sleeping on pallets and no one gives a shit. I've never worked for a less efficient, more wasteful company in my life. INSANITY.

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Davdukes4 4 points ago +7 / -3

It's a good job that will inevitably be sold to a private company. They'll lower pay and cut benefits to 500,000 workers, pad the pockets of a Bezo type and everyone will praise.

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0bama 26 points ago +26 / -0

Pretty much. Its like Homer Simpson doing a PSA about nuclear power plant safety.

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LittleBlackKat 55 points ago +55 / -0

If I recall correctly, while Seinfeld was running, didn't the USPS lament the bad image Newman projected?

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deplorablepatriot 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yes they did. At the time, postal workers were just assuming their horrible image. Due to the workplace violence and workplace/diametric murders committed by the insane postal workers, the phrase “going postal” was born.

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NADSAQ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah why did people go postal and then seemingly abruptly stop?

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wehavetogoback 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and the more you sort the more that comes in, and then it's PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!!

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +4 / -1

diametric murders

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Censorship_Sucks 41 points ago +41 / -0

Worst attempt a washed up celebrity virtue signaling their way into relevance since The Dixie Chicks became the Chicks.

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Aluminoti 35 points ago +35 / -0

Should get John Ratzenberger to do a commercial for Trump he played Cliff Claven a mailman on Cheers. He is pro American manufacturing jobs he also did a series on American manufacturing jobs for the Travel Channel a while back.

https://youtu.be/94QDhESTPkQ

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wehavetogoback 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotta say I have been getting my fix of seinfeld posting on this site. I'm out here, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

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AbrahamLincoln 20 points ago +20 / -0

But does he have a bucket on his head?

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Shakakka99 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know, I know, I need to change the bucket.

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +7 / -1 (edited)

But does he have a bucket on his head?

I know, I know, I need to change the bucket.

Funny OT story

At one time Ozzy Osbourne was looking for a guitarist. He asked former Guns n Roses guitar virtuoso and weirdo Brian Carroll—who wears a white plastic mask and KFC chicken bucket on his head while performing as "Buckethead" (you can't make this stuff up)—to join his band.

Carroll's playing technique and musical ideas are beyond anything, right up there with whomever. He's frankly too good for Ozzy, who told him the one condition was he had to take off the bucket. The guy REFUSED.

"I tried out that Buckethead guy. I met with him and asked him to work with me, but only if he got rid of the fucking bucket. So I came back a bit later, and he's wearing this green fucking Martian's-hat thing! I said, 'Look, just be yourself.' He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother.' So I said, 'Pretend I'm your mum, then!' I haven't even got out of the room and I'm already playing fucking mind games with the guy. What happens if one day he's gone and there's a note saying, 'I've been beamed up'? Don't get me wrong, he's a great player. He plays like a motherfucker."

Ozzy Osbourne, in Revolver

Bucketboy doesn't care, he's released over 300 solo albums.

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boxmakingmachines 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah dude buckethead can fucking shred.

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's no fucking shit...his technique is physically insane

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HEXEN 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hello, Newman....

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Heebiejeebies 15 points ago +15 / -0

-Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping.

-Define rarely.

-Frequently.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're so out in the open with their positions, like stealing the election, or satanism, or Biden molesting kids, or hating white people. Such a percentage of this country is brainwashed to support it that they can be completely up front and in our faces about it.

This is one of so many examples

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King_Boobus_Toobus 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

One of the best Seinfeld episodes was when Kramer tried to stop getting mail. He got snatched off the street and brought in to see the Postmaster General (Wilford Brimley) and they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

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Sass 10 points ago +10 / -0

“It’s raining. I don’t work when it’s raining.”

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AngeredKabar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nobody remembers Newman was a lazy schlub that never delivered mail.

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Colerag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Newman refused to work in bad weather and had bags of undelivered mail in storage. Perfect reasons why mass mail voting is not right.

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uvontheterrible 9 points ago +9 / -0

NNNEWMAN!

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ripley88 8 points ago +8 / -0

They should have gotten Mr. McFeely, but i imagine he's passed away.

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RockyMin 10 points ago +10 / -0

I used to love Mister Rogers as a kid. But as I got older, I realized what a creepy sounding name "Mr. McFeely" actually is. These days, it could be a nickname for Biden.

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ripley88 5 points ago +5 / -0

It really should be.

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rbobjones69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden?

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Covefenchill 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I was fired, they knew it wasn't me delivering the mail...because too many people got their mail!"

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SoldierofKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the worst spokesman possible for the post office. Newman deliberately trashed the mail, he was vindictive, corrupt..jesus did these people even watch the show?

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VetforTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the pedophile fake postman?

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IsrorOrca 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jerry, we lost the fat man and we’re moving now!!!!

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +6 / -1

Is he not going to deliver your mail vote if it rains?

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Guffman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I pointed out the ridiculousness of using "Newman" in an anti-Trump postal ad, when someone first posted this story a week or so back. The character personifies a lazy, inept, corrupt mailman... who's genius idea was it to pick this character to defend illegal mail-in ballots? The stupidity on the other side is "breathtaking"!!

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boy he aged poorly... probably not a lot of movie roles in the future. Not that I care, last movie I went to was Aqua Teen Hunger Force like 15 years ago...

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

That faggot said shit about my President?

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +6 / -2

LOL a Jewish mailman

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LittleGlowingFriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

You didn't say the magic word!

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Indianapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

While committing a federal offense by opening mail and threatening to open and/or destroy his tax returns? Oh, and lying about the whole situation.

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EpsteinCoroner 4 points ago +4 / -0

brb gonna go watch this fat hog get eaten by a dinosaur.

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Notablitheringidiot 4 points ago +5 / -1

It’s okay to ignore Jews.

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aangler100 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was funny, it was more like anti-mail-in-election-rigging, than anti-Trump. Do you think the Democrats/RINOs were big enough fools to trust Neywman? (I do)

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Winston_Smith84 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was exactly my thought when i heard about the ad. I thought they couldn't be stupid enough to have the worst mailman that ever existed do such an ad but then I remembered we were talking about Democrats and I realized it all made sense.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they got the guy who was supposed to be the worst mailman in America to talk about how good the post office is doing after everyone saw the ballots laying in ditches across the country.

That’s some kind of pr firm our dollars are paying for.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking horrible in every sense of the word.

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

No wonder the Dems are about to go extinct.

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MidDayMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Defund the Postal Service!

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SavvyEngineer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Note one Seinfeld episode was about Seinfeld discovering sacks of undelivered mail in Newman’s basement storage locker.

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Oprah_Windbag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Memes writing themselves.

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

How many fist-pounds, to his crinkle port, did this 'Oh-So-shyt-on-me' toadstuck fool embrace, prior to giving the DNC his total SOUL?

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wehavetogoback 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm from North Dakota, you not say North Dakota is flyover! HOW BOUT I TAKE YOUR LITTLE ELECTION MAP AND I SMASH!!

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Postal Employee: "May I help you?"

Kramer: "Yeah, I'd like to cancel my mail."

Postal Employee: "Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?"

Kramer: "Oh, no, no. I don't think you get me. I want out, permanently."

Newman: "I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three hour break? Oh, calm down, everyone. No one's cancelling any mail."

Kramer: "Oh, yes, I am."

Newman: "What about your bills?"

Kramer: "The bank can pay 'em."

Newman: "The bank. What about your cards and letters?"

Kramer: "E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams, holograms."

Newman: "All right, it's true! Of course nobody needs mail. What do you think, you're so clever for figuring that out? But you don't know the half of what goes on here. So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you."

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Americanism 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because everyone knows the USPS is the fastest, most efficient, most smooth operating machine that we have.