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Gunmolester 218 points ago +218 / -0

LOL...This is Gold

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PyroSphere 39 points ago +39 / -0

It sure doesn't say much about the current state of the Democratic Party if that is their best. Which from my point of view is a good thing.

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thewashambro 35 points ago +35 / -0

There are many factions in the democrat party.

The ill informed: have no idea about the policies, voted that way 40 years ago.

The Radicals: Bernie/AOC socialists.

The Inner city black people: Just want free money

Crazy: Trans, Pedo, etc.

Corrupt: Know about the NWO, want America to collapse.

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JeremiahKassin 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fortunately, the Ill Informed are probably the biggest faction. If we can sway them, we can bury the Democrats forever.

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know its anything that sinister - he is just mentally weak/soft with no core principles and will read whatever script they put in front of him.

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seventeen76 15 points ago +15 / -0

He's not planning on winning based on votes, so he doesn't care who people vote for.

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cook_does 7 points ago +7 / -0

I couldn't imagine the torment leftist are dealing with right now. They are taking Covid very serious, like its the apocalypse, their candidate is bat shit stupid, and today their beloved RBG is being replaced. They are in hell, and its glorious.

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AngelMark 6 points ago +6 / -0

His dementia, kiddie fucking ways and his corruption make him their best useful idiot candidate!

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

What an immense waste of resources his campaign is. Literally millions of dollars a day are being collected and spent on his campaign and he can’t even bring him self to try to make a convincing argument!

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astro_eng 12 points ago +12 / -0

Because he doesnt need to. The media is carrying him. It is Trump vs the media. Biden is superfluous.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know I’m just saddened that hundreds of millions of dollars will be spent on his campaign and he can’t even motivate himself to even TRY to make an argument. This is a mockery of our nation.

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astro_eng 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump exposed just how broken our political system is. Before the depression few expected the federal govt to solve all our problems. That attitude change destroyed the founding fathers libertarian vision imho. It has been downhill ever since.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have seen bad candidates before. Michael Dukakis, John Kerry.. some real stinkers.

But none of them has so constantly and arrogantly told his own supporters to fuck off like Biden does. A candidate has a responsibility to make an argument in favor of their election. It’s their responsibility to repay their donors by promoting themselves in public discourse. To my recollection, no candidate has ever simply refused to make an argument.

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sanstheskeleton 96 points ago +99 / -3

I have a theory.....

What if he knows they're going to try and remove him and he's purposely sabotaging them? I mean joe's not stupid but he's also a spiteful petty man.

Idk just a thought it's probably not right

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nozonozo 58 points ago +58 / -0

No, Joe doesn't know he's alive.

He wouldn't be trying to redefine court packing if he wasn't in on the ruse.

He's being told what to say and how to say it.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 22 points ago +22 / -0

You think they’d at least make his contacts blue.

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sanstheskeleton 15 points ago +15 / -0

Also what's up with the near constant sunglasses? It's fine wearing them occasionally but for him it's literally all the time

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

His eyes probably don't look healthy without extensive prep.

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AIDS1255 3 points ago +3 / -0

Declining eye health?

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Liberty5-3000 15 points ago +15 / -0

Clottin'-Eye Joe

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JackIsALarp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Winner, winner. His blood vessels in his eyes arent doing so well...

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Toohershat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe's never been known to be smart, but your idea might fit well under the theory that he has Parkinson's. Basically with Parkinson's treatment a person will have episodes similar to Biden's, but he technically will not lose any intelligence when he's not having an episode. Of course, physical discomfort can make a person behave in a less intelligent manner, but Biden can be lucid at many moments when his body is not failing him or when the drugs haven't taken over his mind.

I'm not 100% convinced about the Parkinson's claim, but the evidence is worth checking out. https://joebidenissick.com/

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jsmith81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, that's the dumbest conspiracy theory I've ever heard. Even if he knew he was getting replaced, he'd want to be elected president. He's just suffering from dementia, that's literally all there is to it. People on here always want to find some deeper hidden conspiracy behind fucking everything, it's tiresome.

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

The man thinks he's running for Senate

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Oback_Barama 31 points ago +31 / -0

With the interviewer 25 feet away. Man this guy is terrified of the Shanghai Shivers.

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horsefacestorm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe his family can't stand his ass or he can't stand them, so this is his best option for his final days.

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border_humper 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Bidens are nihilists, they will do or say whatever is necessary for money and power.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm enjoying watching the child groping traitor fall apart.

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trump1aj 3 points ago +3 / -0

It makes you wonder if he's been black mailed to run for president and hes deliberately trying to lose.

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DevilDog 56 points ago +56 / -0

Thanks Joe, I won’t.

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scooterdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

When he said 54% of people shouldn't vote for him, he accidentally told the truth!

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

56%.

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Sandra32 41 points ago +42 / -1

Worst candidate ever...

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Whoopies_tds 22 points ago +22 / -0

Noname McCancer has entered the chat

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john_smokin 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mittens and the side of beef would like a word

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cbird54 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mittens and side of beef at least tried to win.

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nakedjay 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think Mittens tried to win. I think he was in on it, just part of the globalist uniparty. From a policy stand point, Obama and Romney weren't that far apart.

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cbird54 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree with that but I'm saying by comparison. I don't recall Romney telling people not to vote for him.

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Shadilay45 5 points ago +5 / -0

How is it possible that the Dems are running this guy? It proves that it doesn't matter who they run when the have all the institutional support.

Sort of like how Maxine Waters keeps winning her seat. The average American voter is not paying ANY attention to who they are voting for. Fucking hell this is embarrassing.

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MagaHistorian 37 points ago +37 / -0

Joe deserves every bit of this. He’s only running to avoid being prosecuted.

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lurkwellmyfriends [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

10000%

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 30 points ago +30 / -0

He really is a worse candidate than Hillary. And I didnt think that could be possible

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HuggableBear 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hillary was a great candidate, she was just an awful, unlikable person and wasn't able to turn out her base . Frankly, Trump had almost the same problem; he's not unlikable to normal people, but all the squishy RINO socialites didn't like his demeanor, so they didn't turn out, and the election became a battle for the middle.

With her "qualifications", if she hadn't been such a fucking harpy, she would have won. Imagine if some other leftist that was more likable, like Gabbard or...well, she's really the only likable leftist that comes to mind, but imagine it had been her that had been first lady, Senator, and Secretary of State. With the support from the media, someone like Gabbard would have won over the fence sitters in an election like 2016. She would have turned out the left.

Luckily 2020 isn't anything like 2016. 2020 is going to be about turnout, not claiming the moderates. The "middle" in this election is only going to be about 6%, so even getting half of them only gets you a 3% bump. Turning out your base by an extra 10% gets you a 4.7% bump and is much easier to accomplish. Trump's enthusiasm and support are off the charts and his base is going to be more like a 30% increase from 2016 because most of the RINO cucks have realized he's actually a great President and so have a shit-ton of Democrats, and Joe Biden is about as exciting as a women's studies lecture.

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scooterdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great analysis.

I have never heard a women's studies lecture, and will take your word that they are not exciting.

Funny how RINOs are complaining how Trump is not adjusting his message to grab the moderate undecided voter, no matter how few they are.

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +6 / -0

Frankly, I love that he's doing that and think every politician should. I know I would if I were running. Every Republican should, at the very least.

Look guys, here's the deal. I'm trying to convince you to hire me to represent your interests. I am going to vote in this way on these issues. If that isn't how you would vote if you had the job yourself, then I'm not your guy. If that is how you would vote, then you can count on me to do so and I am your guy. It's that simple. No, I'm not going to vote to restrict 2A. If you want somebody who will, don't vote for me. I'm going to do my best to make abortion illegal. If you don't like that, don't vote for me. I'm going to do everything in my power to institute term limits on all elected officials. If you don't want that, don't vote for me. I'm not afraid to stand by my principles, I've told you clearly what they are, and they're not going to change. If you don't like them, vote for someone else.

The Democrats can't do this because their positions are untenable and will destroy the country and anyone with a brain knows it, so they have to hide and deflect and lie about what their actual position is.

And any Republican who does that is someone you should be very wary of because they are going to betray you when they get the chance.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll crawl over broken glass to vote for Trump

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barryb0nds 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're both awful, just completely different flavors of awful.

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IAmTheSenate 22 points ago +22 / -0

SO simple. SO concentrated. Love it. Excellent messaging

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freundwich 21 points ago +21 / -0

He also said if women believe Tara Reade then they shouldn't vote for him. He's trying his hardest to get people to vote for Trump.

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Biden_is_racist 20 points ago +20 / -0

They should use this in an ad

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MAGAdadUSA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Honest or just really fucking lazy to try and come up with anything. Either way, Terrible answer. Trump landslide incoming. Everyone- Get out and vote Trump. DoNT assume we’re have it in the bag.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 18 points ago +18 / -0

Weirdest. Campaign. Ever.

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scooterdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yesterday (or was it the day before) when that Las Vegas clip of the Mariachi band was floating around, the camera assiduously avoided panning the attendees. And then I could not unsee it - every other clip since then I'm trying to find out how many are in the audience, and I can't.

Frustrating and weird and crazy.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOLz!!

And they’re all standing in their weird social isolation circles with their muzzles on...this is all so distopian.

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MacheteSanta 15 points ago +15 / -0

You mean, "again". It was confirmed at least 2 million votes for Creaking Cackling Cankles were fraudulent, erasing their "lead" .

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, if yall think Trump can win the popular vote, there's a lot of money to be made.

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x-irradiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just placed a bet of $100 for DJT to win the popular vote after reading your comment. I’m feeling lucky 😁

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xmetalgod 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's a beaten man and he knows it.

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Hereforagoodtime 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's doesn't know it... His dementia is showing.

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MAGA2020KAG 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is this really being used as a campaign ad?? If so I love it ! So straight forward 😂

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm honestly surprised the Trump campaign is running any ads of their own making. Every ad should just be clips from the Democrats with no explanation, just let them talk and put your tag at the end.

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TheB3ast 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're fuckin with me.

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lurkwellmyfriends [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

He actually went on to say that they - the people polled - "don't have a very good memory, quite frankly".

lolllllll ... This, from Joe Biden.

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TennesseePride 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, tell me I don't know what I know. That'll really do the trick.

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Liberty5-3000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look, Fat. You're full of shit, ya dog-faced pony soldier.

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TheGreenSupremacist 5 points ago +6 / -1

My assumption is that when Biden said "Well, if they think that, they probably shouldn't".. he was trying to say that people 'shouldn't think that', not that they 'shouldn't vote for him'.

Not that it really matters. It's a terrible response either way.

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TennesseePride 8 points ago +8 / -0

No argument. No trying to persuade. No saying that if you like what it's like today, wait until I kick America into high gear. Just a flippant "Fuck off then".

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Sea_Still 6 points ago +6 / -0

Solid advice Joe!

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PEPEpeepee 5 points ago +5 / -0

He says whatever because he knows they are gonna cheat for him to win.

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JoeandHunterBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's that's not what I said, Look, I I I , okay look here's the deal, here's the deal, look think about it man, think about it, look okay, you know the deal man you know the deal, look it's not hard look, see what I mean?

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lurkwellmyfriends [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Extremely accurate. It's almost as if you're Joe or Hunter Biden.

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JoeandHunterBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden?

Never heard of the guy

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IvIA6A 5 points ago +5 / -0

How many times has he said vote for some else?

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TennesseePride 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you don't like me, vote for the other Biden.

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IncognitoGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be funny if Biden ends up with 44% of the popular vote.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, the year was nineteen diggety three, we called it that because the Krauts stole the word twenty, wr also wore an onion on our belt which was the style at the time.

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Gravity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary rolling over in so many graves.

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DRKMSTR 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ah, the "I posted it last night but saw it get stickied by someone else this morning.

:P

Glad it still got stickied though :)

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lurkwellmyfriends [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry! I honestly only saw it in my youtube feed this morning. Hopefully .win will get the 'someone else has already posted this link' functionality in the near future ;)

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_____________ 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO

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Indianapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Him talking is the best campaign ad for Trump.

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HeatherSwanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would he care if anyone votes for him, including Democrats? He has the election in the bag. He's so arrogantly confident, he's telling us he doesn't need your vote. This pedophile has only campaigned in ten states with very few attendance.

There's already a hundred million pre-printed ballots in warehouses across the country waiting to be submitted after the election. He knows he already won in a landslide. The polls are conditioning us to accept this fraudulent election.

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FUCK_TYLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

The SPICE! 😂

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Plutossextape1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice of Biden to make this Trump ad.

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pedewithweed 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. Thank you for being you, Joe

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PizzaphilePodesta 3 points ago +3 / -0

biden is lucid enough to understand his brain is starting to go. instead of enjoying his last coherent years relaxing with his family, he’s having his dirty laundry hung out for the world to see after being conned into running by the DNC. i think he is sour about everything now and is probably not giving much of a fuck anymore

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cbird54 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worst candidate of all time.

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XDingoX83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine if the media wasn't propping up Joe

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WishdoctorsSong 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's scarier is how well he's doing. Joe should be a national joke and a discrace to the DNC. The fact that we're even worrying about losing shows how incredibly powerful the media and big tech are at controlling the population and putting their chosen puppets into power.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

His handlers must be like FFFUUUUCCKKK!!!!! NOT AGAIN!

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone please post this on Twitter and tag @RealJamesWoods

https://twitter.com/realjameswoods

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apierce918 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope this is like Romney's 47% blunder

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Get in the van Joe, it's time to go vote for Trump."

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somedaysoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe's looking to solidify the dead vote. They were alive during the Obama administration so I guess they were better off in that sense. The problem is the poll is skewed. It only sample living voters.

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MemeWarsVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

POW

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Junkevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed at the end. Well played.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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Meatbank84 2 points ago +2 / -0

YUGE GAFFE

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck does he not say ‘well up until trump let this virus destroy our country the Obama economy made people’s lives better. And we will build it back better’. Now it’s all bullshit but it sounds better than don’t vote for me. And your base believes all these lies anyway. I should really run as a dem the lies are so easy.

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ALEXFUCKINGJONES 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG is this a real campaign ad?

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