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Redditiscucked2 127 points ago +129 / -2

Is this a real photo?

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20KAG20 85 points ago +85 / -0

"The joke in my family is we're like poor relatives. We show up when we're invited, we stay longer than we should and we eat all the food."

Even Biden’s family doesn’t like when they show up.

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omegapede 18 points ago +18 / -0

thanks for the morning laugh

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Honk4Trump 31 points ago +31 / -0

Kek. Underrated.

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HighVoltage 7 points ago +8 / -1

top kek

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MAGAguitar 15 points ago +15 / -0

The nieces and nephews are Hiden from Biden

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MAGAPig 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was traveling To NZ with three granddaughters. I doubt they left Auckland poor. Chances are they left as energy magnates or managers of new NZ investment funds.

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Mona1950 21 points ago +21 / -0

He thinks he's such a tough guy - cracks me up. GEOTUS would just have to push him for him to break a hip.

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Diotima 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yup refers to himself as the Scranton Kid acting like he grew up in the school of hard knocks where he had to bloody his knuckles everyday and come home after work caked in grease and smelling like heavy equipment.

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Choomguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

With blonde leg hairs protruding

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OnlyAmerica 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very disrespectful!

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Mona1950 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK - Corn Pop was a bad dude, but not as bad as Ole Joe.

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everydaybetter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like the warrior is doing the haka, a kind of war dance meant as respect and honor. I have only seen it before New Zealand All Blacks rugby games when they perform it facing their opponents, who stand sometimes amused, sometimes bewildered. Never, ever seen anyone crouch like that. I have seen the teams give each other hugs after the haka, but not crouching.

(I always wonder where the SJW warriors are on this: mostly white guys doing a traditional Maori war dance, team name All Blacks (through their kit/uniform is all black all the time.) )

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OnlyAmerica 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a submissive crouch. He's signaling the warrior to spare his life so that he can continue on sniffing. Of course he will pay tribute in returns with Chyna cash.

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Modernturnkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, I thought he was accepting the challenge, and getting down to start doing pushups.

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turanian_552 5 points ago +5 / -0

Example of the New Zealand All Blacks performing the haka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKFYTFJ_kw

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Gabbs1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the greatest things to see in person. If any pede has the opportunity to see it, DO IT!!

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CykaSoaker76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maori, huh?

He tangata kino a Corn Pop, a he maha nga tama kino i whakahaerehia e ia.

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JoeandHunterBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stand aside i got this, I speak fluent mango-niese

'HEY-HOW-ARE-YA-HEY-HOW-ARE-YA-HE-HOW-ARE-YA

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH. MAI. GAWD. You mispronounced the last one! Did you just assume xeir gender? REEE!

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CannonballJunior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep NZ

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bigdickhangsright 20 points ago +21 / -1

2020 wants us to guess. I didn't believe the picture with Nancy and Chuck beaming up to The Enterprise in African slave-trader scarves was real but it was.

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MainstreamDeviant 10 points ago +10 / -0

When Biden sees a skirt, his instinct is to get an up-skirt view.

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MythArcana 10 points ago +10 / -0

Knowing Biden, probably.

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MenicusMoldbug 8 points ago +8 / -0

This can't be real.

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Grindelwald 32 points ago +33 / -1

He is being reprimanded by an American to pick up the poop left by the policies of his dog (name the dog)

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goodbeerbetterviews2 29 points ago +30 / -1

He’s doing the Nadler. Latest craze.

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CannonballJunior 20 points ago +21 / -1

VP visit to NZ

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EvanOnTheFly 17 points ago +17 / -0

Crazy thing is to me he took three of his four granddaughters there with him to new zealand. This is in the last months of 2016. He's flying his grandchildren around the world on the taxpayer dime?

Now now don't get me wrong, do I think that three small children had a material impact if Joe was already going? No not really. But you can bet your ass if Trump took his grandkids with him all the way down to New Zealand like all of his granddaughters someone would have a fit about it.

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

NZ

That's why the uniforms in the background look off.

You ever notice the the smaller and more insignificant to the wider world a country is, the more they try and make their medals look bigger?

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's right, NZ

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VCW51 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's just Joe re-enacting when his ancestors would come out of the coal mine after a 14 hour shift and play football for 3 hours.

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Wanderlust 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a traditional Maori welcome. A woman from the hosting side will invite the guests in. Usually a woman of the guest group would lead the guest group to the outer courtyard of the temple. The host men will put on a little short display and drop a Patu (small flat club) on the ground. The guests will pick it up as a sign of friendship, that's the bit Joe is doing here. He's got a contorted face because he doesn't have a lot of practice with the traditional Maori style. The face gets kinda stern with the lips drawn down, the eyes often get big and at key times they stick the tongue out. They each represent kinda a mix of fierceness, spiritual energy, and play nice or I'll cannibalize you.

Then they all go inside. Shoes off, men first to the first row, women behind. Now the men talk. and try to find connections with family or friends. They'll sing a few songs to each other. It's pretty cool, and varies greatly by region (and my weak memory) but I doubt Joe had a traditional experience, especially since he's doing the woman's job in this photo.

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Wanderlust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, well, like I said, I'm a little fuzzy on the ceremony. Not something I see every day.

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Wanderlust 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a shame. Seems there's no quicker route to mediocrity than entitlement.

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Wanderlust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gross. I saw a lot of similar issues with the Hawaiians. I've never seen so much racism in my life. I frequently hear people cry that there weren't enough homes for people to stay there and also that it would be a travesty to build any more homes (or anything) in the islands. Dang Haoles crowding out the locals (since it's debatable if white people can be local in Hawaii).

Oh and don't get me started on Astronomy there. Don't try to convince me your Monarchs and ancestors would have been against learning about the stars.

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden getting ready to take on Corn Pop circa 2016

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BaldEagles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real photo, he's actually picking something up but the photo is just perfectly timed for lols.

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PyroSphere 19 points ago +20 / -1

Anyway you slice it, that boy just ain't right.

  • Cowboy Yoda
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fluffmiceter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tell ya hwat!

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Zaszz345 10 points ago +11 / -1

Holy shit he looks ancient. And he really does look like Herbert the Pervert from Family guy lol

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notatallimsure 9 points ago +9 / -0

Listen here Jack, when I was growing up in the black church they taught us how to deal with malarkey like you. Everybody in my life when I was young was black. Black people. C'mon man!

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Selectivefire 9 points ago +10 / -1

Pull down your pants this time, Joe!

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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was just thinking the same thing. Joe’s literally picking up a huge turd.

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Morg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for this lol

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Ndmand69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bending down to scuff up his straight razor!!!

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CannonballJunior 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's not an American Indian. Maori doing a haka dance. The officers in the background have uniforms of a British/British Commonwealth style...so probably this was during a visit to New Zealand.

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Tellsyouhow 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's not sure if the guy in front of him is black enough for him to take the knee, so he's considering his options

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Trumpington_DC 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why not both?

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thewashambro 5 points ago +6 / -1

You got the original pic? This could be a good template.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

The literal "shitpost".

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Indianapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poorly pandering?

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AmericanPatriot2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here you’ll see Joe attempting reenact a scene from Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto...

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

4th and 30330330330000

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IlxTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the Washington Waddle, you get the tune in your Noddle.

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husker91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was he able to stand back up without assistance?

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TaggartCiscontinenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta love that 1930s three-point stance. Where’s your leather helmet, old-timer? You could burst another aneurysm, Joe!

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OrenthalJamesObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of aneurysms, how has this not been a campaign issue or something asked about in the debate???

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe this is a real photo. There's gotta be a photoshop battles of this

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noogz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Terrible form Joe. My 10 year olds can get in a better stance than that. Wider base, put those heels in the dirt, butt up, get some weight out on that hand. Come on, man!

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wonderfulusa 3 points ago +3 / -0

WITCH DOCTOR:

" Hey guys, you owe me twenty bucks if I can put a spell on his weak mind to make him squat and fill up his drawers ! "

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

"taking a shit in the grass?"

Nadler enters the chat.

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badorangeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nooooo Joeee, this isn't a member of the washington football team formerly known as the redskins.

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Slyder8 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not Cornpop, is it?

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

He dropped his earpiece

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Boomhauer3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont have a problem with this pic. If it were Potus I'd love it.

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RealRedneck 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw something like this on the gorilla channel.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, he dropped his ear piece... he doesn't trust non-white people, so he's keeping his eyes on the POC as best he can.

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

White man do womp womp dance

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milpede0306 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot route!!!!! Hot route!!!!! Obummer- gdammit joe get up.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's getting into optimal sniffing position!

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Dckman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I put my money on the Native American.

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DrAugustBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time he tries to look young and energetic, he winds up making a fool of himself.

Go back to your basement and take a nap, Joe. You aren’t fooling anyone.

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

MEDIA: Joe Biden who has the power of instant recollection as he recalls a distinct memory of playing football 60 years ago, his lean body instantly snaps into a youthful position like it did on his high school football team where he played fullback... what a wonderful American

REAL LIFE: Joe's brain is so fucked by dementia his animal instinct takes control and snaps him into a football stance when confronted by a haka

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Diana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's his mask?

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably getting flashbacks to his tour being a Dog Faced Pony Soldier. Fighting Chief Maize Boom. He was a bad dude.

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TuxPseudo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Now take your pants off ... And work your legs

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like the dude standing immediately to his left is praying; “dear Lord why the fuck did I get involved with this senile old man, please let him or me drop dead right now and put me out of my misery”

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Terrible 3 point stance. Very unstable

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TheRealPizzaPope 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to make another .win site just for strange Biden pictures.

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g0rdy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Down. Set. Hut. Go Chiefs!

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BigE123456 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe thought he found a clue and went to grab it!

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Druid_Con 1 point ago +1 / -0

He will kick his ass behind the gym if he isn't ridin with Biden