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RareVikingPepe 39 points ago +39 / -0

She is so beautiful. I wonder if she is interested in an older guy with no money?

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edxzxz 30 points ago +30 / -0

Maybe it's time you put on your spiffiest cargo shorts and cleanest pair of Costco sneakers, and go find out?

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 14 points ago +15 / -1

Use phrases like β€œno cap” and β€œfire” a lot.

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SSJ3NAPPA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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LesboPregnancyScare 9 points ago +9 / -0

New Balances or Nike Air Monarchs. lol

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MAGA_mantis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Legends

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am still proud of myself for grabbing 3 identical pairs of generic Costco brand 'Dad' sneakers, knockoffs of New Balance, for $7 a pair a couple years ago. My daughter had such high hopes last spring when she said 'you know, you really should get some new shoes, those are really worn out', so I said you know, I'll do that - went upstairs and came back down with a spiffy new pair.

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Pleepleus 23 points ago +24 / -1

Just gonna say her voice sounds like a early 2000's actress Tara Reid but at least twice as hot.

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America_No_1 17 points ago +17 / -0

And no bad fake tits

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TearofLys 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump daughters have the three Bs - Blonde, Beautiful, and Brainy

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Pleepleus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Add another B for extra credit. Badass.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

All those B’s and no one said bewbs. I’m not sure if I’m proud or disappointed in you all. πŸ€”

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WidePepoSad 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're correct, it's today~!

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Nightbringer33 8 points ago +9 / -1

That is a Jet Dress!

You can see the cockpit!

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MAGA_mantis 8 points ago +8 / -0

nice legs yo

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Cledus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hear ye, hear ye!

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RareVikingPepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Username checks out!

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chopz 6 points ago +6 / -0

God bless America

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LanaForge 5 points ago +5 / -0

*Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Relevant username?

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p8riot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn. Also heels in grass, that's not easy.

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geebeext 3 points ago +3 / -0

HELLLOOOO

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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space_shuttle_gunner 3 points ago +3 / -0

SMOKING

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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CommieCrats 2 points ago +2 / -0

BOW DOWN MORTALS!

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sbanks87 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok - we definitely need to make Tiffany Tuesdays official - wow!!!

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SweetBeef [S] 1 point ago +3 / -2

Doesn't look fat to me?

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bluebahloo -3 points ago +1 / -4

Skanky dress. Looks like a bathing suit.