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Roadrash 231 points ago +231 / -0

These people are absolutely exhausting. ‘Queer platonic partner” just stfu already

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jc99ta [S] 134 points ago +134 / -0

They're just making it up as they go along. No morality

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unspecified_user 31 points ago +31 / -0

6 year old niece:

Everything must be about me and how special and unique I am, all the time:"You know, I'm not a boy!"

6 year old niece: "Ummm, what?"

EMBAMAHSaUIAAtT: "I'm not a boy! Annnnnnnd, I'm not a girl either! [big smarmy self-satisfied smile]

6 year old niece: "..............................................."

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RedDuck 22 points ago +23 / -1

Consider this as well: what kind of adult male gives two shits about the opinions of a 6 year old girl. This dude feels wrecked because a six-year-old girl called him a name.

It's unbelievable just how broken these people are. Zero substance and zero self-confidence. Their souls are just wispy tatters of what a man's soul should be.

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muhqtardtho 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well since I can read I know it's not upset because of the opinion of a child. It's upset because they accidentally outed themselves as....whatever it is they call that...to a child. A child who immediately spilled the beans because you're retarded if you trust a child with any kind of secret.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 11 points ago +11 / -0

TIL LGBTQ can't survive without a daily dose of attention. From anyone. Any attention is good attention.

Just like CrossFitters and vegans.

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DangleBarry 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the core "feature" of narcissism. The absolute NEED for attention of any kind, in order to prop up their false persona.

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's unbelievable just how broken these people are

It was post from reddit sub transteens, so as broken as that person is, they’re just getting started compared to how monumentally screwed up they are going to become eventually.

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isellmacs2 6 points ago +6 / -0

When Cory Booker brings around a woman and claims he's dating her to cover the fact that he's gay, but doesn't want to acknowledge that we all know it? Yeah, that's a "queer platonic partner." It's actually a real thing.

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

They change the rules every time they roll the dice, and then they scream at anyone who questions it.

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Pleepleus 93 points ago +93 / -0

They rediscovering what friends are with too many steps.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 60 points ago +60 / -0

Having spent my whole time at college in the English dept (with a remarkably competent and unwoke curriculum), I recognize this over-analytical, post-modern, sophistry bullshit from a mile away. It's the kind of terminology pretentious, mediocre writers will come up with to sound intelligent explaining something simple or mundane. Which makes sense, because the post-modernist degenerates that release this cancer unto the world are miserable, mediocre hacks that bury their crushing inadequacies under a dense layer of academic jargon.

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IqwensuOrja 30 points ago +30 / -0

A good rule of thumb is: the more words and bigger the words a person uses to say something, the dumber they are, and oh so desperate to appear the opposite

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 12 points ago +12 / -0

Case in point: Michael Eric Dyson.

When liberals say they "have black friends," Mr. Dyson is that friend. What a tool.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is exactly what I thought of when I read the sentence above. He drives me crazy with his overinflated ego.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

He seems to think his IQ grows by 10 points every time he says the word, "terminologically."

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DrCowboyPresident 17 points ago +17 / -0

The biggest advantage the left has over people's minds is giving the lazy some sort of purpose while not expecting them to do much but believe in it like a cult.

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bouki 11 points ago +11 / -0

They should really just read the new testament ffs.

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Barthaneous 26 points ago +26 / -0

Or jump off a cliff will work just as good

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

I've completely given up on them and brushed them away with the back of my hand. I just can't deal with that kind of crazy.

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Recusant_Apparatchik 96 points ago +96 / -0

On the contrary, she's the only one who understood it.

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Myfourboys55 34 points ago +34 / -0

She's a very smart kid. She knows BS when she hears it.

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AsaNisiMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

The emperor is naked.

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it is an actual "trans" person then yes that's true. But this may be one of the many cases where it's just some woke, narcissistic, privileged white woman trying desperately to be cool and relevant and edgier than thou, and hey those oppression points can be used for leverage too. So, ya know, why not larp some trendy identity and emotionally blackmail everyone you claim to care about?

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PositiveEnergy 10 points ago +10 / -0

The aunt was trying to GROOM her niece. And the niece understood she is a sick person.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 34 points ago +34 / -0

Slippery slope is slippery.

iTs AbOuT eQuAlItY.

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Kaarous 28 points ago +28 / -0

Why the hell would they think it okay to tell their 6 year old niece this shit in the first place?

Because whether they deny it or admit it, most of them hunger after our kids.

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PositiveEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly this. It’s called grooming. Usually a child will know and have a relationship with the adult who is trying to groom them.

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ProphetOfKek 25 points ago +25 / -0

Grooming.

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Chick-fill-eh 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sounds like the kid understood perfectly.

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Ih8leftists 60 points ago +60 / -0

She's in a straight relationship but that isn't interesting enough for her, so they make up fake names.

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ProphetOfKek 43 points ago +43 / -0

She’s in a straight relationship with someone who won’t fuck her.

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bellcurvestrikesback 28 points ago +28 / -0

Monster confirmed

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Lord_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soy Cookie monster

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Ih8leftists 16 points ago +16 / -0

I totally missed the word platonic... Holy shit!

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WidePepoSad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also, we only know that this person's partner identifies as male. That means nothing with these people. It could be anything.

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Ih8leftists 10 points ago +10 / -0

I bet money it's a normal dude, trying to get laid. He probably has no idea he is this things "platonic" partner.

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Peashout 4 points ago +4 / -0

Naw, this monster is posting this shit on reddit.

5'6 350 guaranteed. Probably has green hair.

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Ih8leftists 2 points ago +3 / -1

What does that have do with anything I said?

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you think I meant a real monster.

No, just some fat bitch who died their hair green.

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lifeisahologram 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel like all of these type of people do it for attention.

They do it for attention because they are sad, lonely, and boring people, so they adopt these labels to compensate for a lack of personality or hobbies/skills, which requires skill.

It has a built in fan base and support structure. They just say they are a “Furry Kin Gender Bender Polymorphic Megazord” and they get likes on Facebook and Twitter and get to join clubs and community events with other attention seeking “Trans Fluid Fairy Hatchbacks” and they jerk eachother off with positive reinforcement saying how stunning and brave they all are.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was that study (that immediately got recalled for obvious reasons) that showed that when one kid in school becomes trans, suddenly a bunch of other kids become trans too.

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Ih8leftists 3 points ago +4 / -1

Exactly

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TrumpSteak 37 points ago +37 / -0

"Bye, Monster!"

Kek. Kids just need helicopters.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 37 points ago +37 / -0

I trust any six year old versus any retard that posts on reddit.

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ihatespeech 30 points ago +30 / -0

The violent six-year-old didn't use the proper pronouns. I don't think she has to worry about being 'outed'; I'm sure the sister-in-law already knows she's retarded.

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jc99ta [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Literally violence

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bellcurvestrikesback 9 points ago +9 / -0

Will Fischer Price denounce the child playing with their toys?

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Myfourboys55 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was right when it called it's self stupid.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Punch the Nazi!

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Salt-N-Pepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

Kids say the darndest things

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Destineed369 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kids also say what the adults around them say lol

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Basileus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or are afraid to say.

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WalkFastGoHome 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yes, you are stupid for thinking you can exist in a space between binary options.

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FussBus 19 points ago +19 / -0

The first time my 5 year old daughter saw a man dressed up like a woman, on hormone treatments with tiny tits and no bra, nipples popping out and pink hair, I was horrified. I wondered what my daughter would think and would she be confused for life?

"Why does he want to look like that?" She asked me "does he know he looks like that?"

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jc99ta [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sometimes adults can learn from children

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conservativeyuppie 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Does he know he looks like that?" 😂😂😂 Lmaooo, kids are awesome.

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LeverJunkie 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hahaha kids, drunks and leggings! Love it!

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jc99ta [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Definitely gay

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ihatespeech 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fake gay. Her and her 'queer platonic partner' are just pathetic straight people pretending to be gay.

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jc99ta [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think a good number are. It's about attention and making yourself stand out. Like what tattoos used to be.

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Hempbeard 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't be dragging tattoos into this.

Historically they come from military (sailors) and criminals.

Luckily tattoos have lost most of their stigma/taboo and are becoming more widely accepted. Especially professionally.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sounds like the monster was starting to see if it was also a pedo. I hope the parents watch all interactions with this creep.

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Usernameunavailable 12 points ago +12 / -0

Does the fact that I don't understand this make me stupid or smart?

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Dudemanfoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Soooo... this xir was having conversations about sex with a 6 year old...

monster pretty much sums it up...

or goat fucker... but I digress....

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Nfish20 12 points ago +12 / -0

When you lose a scientific argument with a 6 year old.

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Nfish20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Basic math.

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supersecretaccount82 12 points ago +12 / -0

My Queer Platonic Partner would be a sick band name

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Kek_mit_uns 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have them on vinyl, pleb.

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just glad I stopped listening before those bourgeoisie sellouts got a record contract.

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rabdargab 11 points ago +11 / -0

wisdom from the mouth of babes

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Elvathelion 11 points ago +11 / -0

/cringe

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VetforTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wtf is wrong with you people. Stay away from kids you moron.

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Fenuuk 9 points ago +9 / -0

get a rope

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conservativeyuppie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uncomfortable truth that most people don't want to admit. I'd say it goes even further back than 25 years.

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Mexicola1976 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're a 👹

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BasedofAce 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based niece. You're in fact a monster.

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Ex-libtard 9 points ago +9 / -0

This person is gross

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sweetcaviar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fucking horrendous grammar on top of it all. Fuck our public schooling.

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generated_name 8 points ago +8 / -0

What in the world is ‘Queer platonic partner” supposed to be? Wouldn't that just equate to "Gay best friend"?

Can we go back to just having L, G, B, and T? At least I can understand what those mean.

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RussianBot_23198a 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is a trans? A miserable little pile of mental illness!

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ikuyas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Interesting take

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

To the mental asylum!

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Lordkek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kids are based. Unfiltered truth.

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Southern_Belle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope she gets outed.

Glad she realizes she's stupid.

And hope the kid's mom bans her from the child.

Children should be kept safe from monsters.

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eupraxia128 6 points ago +6 / -0

A 6 year old is smarter than a lot of adults.

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not_a_shill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, dont be a monster, wont be called a monster. Pretty easy shit here.

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Dashmoomoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

A long long time ago (about 25years), in a diner far away, I was eating breakfast with my mom, dad and baby sis, she was 2.

A very butch dyke lady came in, and my sister asked my father, "why does she act like a man?" You know two yearolds, she didnt grasp earshot volume. The entire diner went silent and all eyes were on us. My dad simply said, she's confused. Muffled expressions(probably chuckles (around 1994) and not a word more was uttered. We ate and left, I had no idea. Looking back, I bet the adults were stifling extreme laughter. Kids are just so damn honest!

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because there's only two genders, and if you aren't either one then SUM TING WONG.

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aintgotnotimefothis 5 points ago +5 / -0

It just couldn't resist trying to corrupt a child with it's nonsense.

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QuietSpark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine being so fragile your entire world can be destroyed by a 6 year old.

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Fatboi 5 points ago +5 / -0

I shit you not.

I Know a woman that Identifies as Queer. She is married to a person that identifies as a Woman (a man that has a beard, and dresses like a normal man). They have 2 kids together. The woman tells literally everyone that will listen she is Queer (probably got promoted at work because of it). Being progressive seems like mental illness but with benefits.

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RuccusRob 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Queer platonic partner”? You mean friend?

Dude is stupid, but not just for the reasons he thinks

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rokshox 4 points ago +4 / -0

The "shared secret" grooming approach.

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DatNewbChemist 4 points ago +4 / -0

The kid isn't wrong.

I'd be more sympathetic to these people when they begin to have these epiphanies except for the fact that they are very likely the exact same people that are pushing for infringements on the First Amendment by criminalizing pronoun usage. Such a blatant and clear desire to manipulate and control others... They can enjoy their own personal slice of hell for all I care.

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HiGloss 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why doesn't this chickenshit out THEMself instead of trying to corrupt kids with that stuff?

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

More proof that this lefty shit isn't natural. It's pure indoctrination.

I guess her niece is now a homophobic bigot.

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Mummabear20 4 points ago +4 / -0

That kid is wise beyond their years. That freak is a monster and their mother should keep them well away from them.