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PROCIsAsshoe 15 points ago +15 / -0

But we must know, is Guam about to tip over into the sea??? As Big Brain Hank knows, every land mass is simply floating on top of that blue stuff we drink. I believe it is known as Gatorade Cool Blue, except for in tropical shallows where it is indeed Gatorade Glacier Freeze.

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SnowflakeJuice 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think Mazy Hirono gives old Hank a run for his money as the dumbest member of Congress

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shout out to Riptide Rush