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Tx50bmg 22 points ago +22 / -0

“And then everybody clapped” is missing from this drama. Dude can’t even LARP correctly.

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RoughWaters 17 points ago +17 / -0

So stunning, so brave.

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MikePorter42 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes. This 100% happened

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Blurpy 1 point ago +1 / -0

110%!

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MrSnappy 13 points ago +13 / -0

"okay, Momma"....things that never happened for 500...Alex

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Zadok 11 points ago +11 / -0

And so, after a lengthy wait, momma proudly cast her vote for Donald J. Trump. And now you know the rest of the story.

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letrain 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's fucking horrible for a mother to say that to her child. We he grows up and runs from the cops or points a gun at them it will be her fault he was shot.

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letrain 8 points ago +8 / -0

He could of just summed the whole story up by saying "I'm white, and a cuck, love me"

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boar928 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Link to OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeBiden/comments/jahxu5/please_stay_in_line/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Check out the comments. These people live in an alternate universe. We are not living the same reality.

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lowest energy sub I've been in in a long time. Feel sleepy and I only browsed a few posts.

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2020voter 6 points ago +6 / -0

What an F-tard and a stupid story...BS meter is off the hook with this one...

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Roadrash 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wild horses couldn’t drag his lame ass away but the hunger “set in” after being in line for half an hour? Lmao, sure thing fuck-o.

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Raetchel 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take Lefty Fan Fiction for $300 Alex.

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CandyBarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

They did and then said Ruthkanda forever

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

this obviously happened, because black mothers are known for softly reasoning with their young children. especially all the black moms in duluth, minn, of which i am sure there are tons of.

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GCotN 1 point ago +1 / -0

More than you would believe. There was a campaign to encourage low income people to come to Duluth from Chicago (better benefits) not long ago and our repressed race population exploded. crime rate skyrocketed and the democrats thought their voter base was secured. (it was, until now)

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'm sure they are all super patient with their children

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

And everyone clapped

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DaoDeDickinson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm literally baking (chicken, in the oven).

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

that is the gayest and cringiest fake story i have ever heard.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The boy was going to "crack "?

That is subtle racist imagery right there.

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HiGloss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who believes fake stories like this? And wtf is it taking HOURS to vote? Let's fix that shit.

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SCP0073 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can’t make this up but the this guy certainly did.

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nmipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Duluth. Home of the white, guilt-ridden libtard.

2.3% of Duluth's population cheered mightily and hoisted him on their shoulders, having lived in absolute terror for so many decades.

What an idiot.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

100 true and above questions. It is the most true thing to ever be true

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Politik90 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don’t even make these stories sound remotely real. This is obviously a Narcissistic look at me post. Notice the story isn’t about the fake people and fake conversation, but about how OP reacted with valor, guilt and was envigorated by the black struggle in the face of OPs own adversity of having to stand in line for a while.

My adversity

Black struggle

I am born anew by the minority struggle, I stand with the downtrodden, I am a good person

Typical emotional lefty I need to feel good about myself behavior

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Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing. This reminds me of what happened when I went to vote, I was standing in line when a poor black family approached me, a mother (pregnant), the father, and a kid. They told me about how since my state requires ID to vote they started early trying to get theirs and even so it took them 3 months just to figure out how to make an account on the DMV website (they intentionally make it hard for black people by using "official" sounding words), and they told me that they saw my Biden shirt so they wanted to come over so their son could meet a good white person. Before they left they asked my name and they're going to name their new baby after me! I cry everytime I think about this story, if more of us white people could just take the time to help the blacks with stuff they aren't capable of there would be a million stories just like this!

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conservatarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where do we place this in the category, pedes? Is this a $200 clue? $1000? Double Jeopardy?

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DaoDeDickinson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chalk up another vote for Trump. Can't trust that Grand Cyclops eulogizer.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why would anyone here think this story is fake? Have you seen how fucking delusional black female democrats are? They’ve completely internalized every ounce of “muh white supremacy” fan fiction you’ve ever heard. They legitimately believe that white people are “hunting and killing” blacks for no reason. This, despite all the black crime and violence that has ravaged their communities for decades. So yeah, I can believe that one of them spouted this retarded nonsense in real life.

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OllyOlly 0 points ago +1 / -1

Because it's fake, you retard. Even allowing for Democrats being insane, people don't talk to eachother like this. If it was a screenplay people would rag on the dialogue for being wholly inauthentic.