You hear that noise over people's houses on Christmas Eve? That's Trump Claus riding a badass helicopter-powered sleigh, dropping off troops to be reunited with their families in time for the holidays. Promises kept. #MAGA, and #FourMoreYears!
President Trump on Wednesday tweeted that the United States should withdraw all of its troops from Afghanistan by Christmas.
"We should have the small remaining number of our BRAVE Men and Women serving in Afghanistan home by Christmas!" the president tweeted.
Remotely-controlled robot armor suits connected via quantum or satellite link, tele-operated from a VR deck on your base so you never have to put your life on the line again.
I'll take battlecruisers with the Yamato Cannon upgrade, thank you.