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I’m here to smoke crack and bang hookers; and I’m out of neither of them (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Schiffblower ago by Schiffblower +4954 / -0
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– bluntedaffect 21 points ago +21 / -0

Laughed so hard I dropped my crack pipe right into this dirty hooker's gaping butthole

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– hillarysdildont 6 points ago +6 / -0

Puked so hard I regurgitated my breakfast right into this Ukrainian Oligarch’s gaping bank account.

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– HillarysBeaverMunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vomiting is oftentimes an indicator of cessation of drug use.

Passages Malibu awaits your call.

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– hillarysdildont 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like your username. Are we cousins?

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– HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe.

I was named after a little-known New Zealand beekeeper who later went on to climb Mt. Everest and loved to chow down, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

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