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g00se2k 5 points ago +5 / -0

Started with step 7. Dick stuck in permanent patriotic erection. Please advise.

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BeerMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like you need a doctor. Can I interest you in a helicopter ride to Walter Reed Medical Center?