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Meatbank84 55 points ago +55 / -0

We ArE iN tHe MiDdLe Of A cRiSiS

What a fag

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

COVID is the straw the democrats grasp at constantly.

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ItsOkToMAGA 41 points ago +41 / -0

I wish I could stroke that man's fine beard. What a rock star!!

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Tour_de_farce 42 points ago +42 / -0

It's looking safe to say that he is, in fact, learning how to WIN!

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Shakakka99 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nah. He learned how to win 3-4 years ago, when he jumped STRAIGHT on the Trump Train fresh from the primaries.

Right now he's just perfecting it.

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sixfingerdildo 7 points ago +7 / -0

i want to read that book on his transformation. and his own words and thoughts.

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Skyes 5 points ago +5 / -0

This^

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anon572759 10 points ago +10 / -0

I loved those B&W posters of him that were everywhere. Were I a teenage girl, my room would still be covered in those posters.

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Postal 34 points ago +34 / -0

If anything, President Trump crafted a Cruz 2.0 that was much needed for this country. May he keep his steam.

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bidensmissingbrain 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wouldn't exactly call this a "meltdown". It's basically just Durbin making a (lame) excuse for why other Dem's aren't in the room (which Cruz quickly debunks).

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OneBigMaga 9 points ago +9 / -0

The fact that no democrats have shown up IS the meltdown.

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Waitafriggingminute 13 points ago +13 / -0

How come every time I hear the phrase "Point of Personal Privledge!!!" I know that the next sentence uttered is going to be some utter bullshit?

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Illah88zillah 11 points ago +11 / -0

8 minutes of 'fuck yeah!'

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CentipedeDemon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ted Cruz 2024!

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OneBigMaga 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lion Ted!

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Kanbesto 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hot damn I love Ted Cruz. His brains are only matched in size by his balls. Called those MF's out to their face!

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memelifts 5 points ago +5 / -0

EVISCERATED

EVISCERATED

EVISCERATED

EVISCERATED

EVISCERATED

EVISCERATED

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Notdereksmart 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot sinister strike.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bearded Cruz is best Cruz

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Aaaahhhh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so glad Lion Cruz found his voice, its amazing to hear him speak

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Point of personal privilege." What a dingbat.