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Impressive-Length 327 points ago +327 / -0

According to Biden’s official schedule, he never smoked crack with hookers.

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williammcfadden 176 points ago +176 / -0

According to Biden's official schedule, he never sniffed any child after 5pm.

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schiff_for_brains 92 points ago +92 / -0

According to Biden’s schedule, he has a senate campaign rally somewhere.

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KekistanPM 45 points ago +45 / -0

Welp, if Biden says Biden didn't do anything wrong, then it's good enough for me!

/s

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takeyouruptrump 33 points ago +33 / -0

"We have done an internal investigation and found we did nothing wrong." - Corporation™️

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practicalize 8 points ago +8 / -0

Spam/spyware (repeat offender). Do not click. Deport.

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pepe_lives_matter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right? This is just another way for blumph and his cronies to distract to the voters from the issues that matter!! Like endless illegal immigration, defunding the police, free education and healthcare and living expenses, and sex change surgeries for anyone who wants one!

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jsnforce 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would like to change my sex. slides a paper over that has "Sex: Much More" written on it.

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starl1te 17 points ago +17 / -0

against that Mormon mayor!

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wavearsenal333 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh. Uh.... You know the thing!

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pepe_lives_matter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look, fat!

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[email protected] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look me over. If you don't like what you see, you ain't black.

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orthodoxvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was he Mormon...or a Moron? (No offense to any LDS folks here, I promise!)

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago +7 / -0

According to Biden’s schedule, he has never fingered a campaign staffer against her will.

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4Christ 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to my schedule, I don't sleep or poop.

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ArcticPharaoh 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to Clinton's official schedule, Epstein never officially killed himself.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

HERE’S WHAT LIES BENEATH THE ‘HUNTER BIDEN UKRAINE’ SCANDAL (it goes back to the 2008 Kleptocracy Asset Recovery Initiative, when Obama started using U.S. money to fund Soros mischief):

https://thedonald.win/p/41M09Ju/opensources-timelineorganized-ou/

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BrainJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well a man's gotta call it quits at somepoint. Only so many hours in the day

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leakmouth 39 points ago +39 / -0

Giuliani, without evidence, releases a shitload of evidence

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MAGAnic316 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Giuliani...conspiracy theories...connected to muh Russian intelligence" 😱

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zipodk 30 points ago +30 / -0

Was Monica blowing Bill on his official schedule? Those schedules are the god's-honest truth, so it must have been, right?

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Sarthax 15 points ago +15 / -0

My official schedule for work says I'm in a meeting, but I'm actually taking a shit and playing video games. But this is the government guys, it's different. We can trust them.

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pepe_lives_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re Public Servants!!! How dare you insensate... oh you know.. the thing.

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rangoon03 13 points ago +13 / -0

10AM: Drink too much Metamusil, pass out in a chair, and shit my pants

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pepe_lives_matter 5 points ago +5 / -0

11:00 Get scooped up, strapped to a chair, injected with meth, and read off a teleprompter for 10 minutes.

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orthodoxvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

11:45am: go into the secret sub-basement and do some kids before sacrificing them to Moloch.

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Rainman 30 points ago +30 / -0

I thought Biden's official records were sealed?

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williammcfadden 17 points ago +17 / -0

C'mon, Man!

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pepe_lives_matter 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a bunch of malarkey

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PyroSphere 72 points ago +72 / -0

C'mon man, would I lie to you stupid bastards?

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williammcfadden 30 points ago +30 / -0

Listen, Fat -- do I make the Post take a test for cocaine before I respond to that? C'mon, Man -- You know the deal!

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WowStrongWinning 12 points ago +12 / -0

You think you beat me in a push-up contest? Come on man.

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

W...w... w ....w ...watch the hairs come back up.

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Staatssicherheit 15 points ago +15 / -0

Who are you going to believe? My "official schedule"? Or emails found on my son's laptop?

Have the libs started trying to pass off the emails as fake yet? If so, how do they explain the very candid photos?

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TrumpsThrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

They haven’t bothered. Twatter’s been trending “But His Emails”, and it’s full of morons saying we’re dumb for focusing on emails again. As if there’s nothing to focus on

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DarkoPolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go, youuuu know, John Carpenter’s The Thing

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DisgustedByMisleadia 56 points ago +56 / -0

Giuliani knows how this game is played.

Now that Biden has denied it, Giuliani will publish another email in which the meeting was set up by CrackHead, with a date and time.

Next, Biden will claiming he was doing something else at that time.

Then, Giuliani will publish a picture with the Ukrainian and Joe Biden.

The idea is to keep it in the news cycle, and let Biden keep digging himself into a hole.

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pepe_lives_matter 10 points ago +10 / -0

No.... keep going

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Test_user21 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey wait a second, I hasn't grabbed popcorn yet

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rangoon03 6 points ago +6 / -0

yep slow burn..drag it out to as close to Nov 3 as possible.

Wonder if Joe ever emailed Hunter about little kids..codewords perhaps?

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter paid off sex traffickers. Maybe some of the traffic was of the younger sort, for Dad? In exchange for getting son a "job" in Ukraine?

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Megadog3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking hope this is what's going to happen.

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ImWithHearse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Giuliani was a career prosecutor in NYC, specializing in organized crime. The mafia was scared shitless if he was working the case. Man is a bulldog genius.

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orthodoxvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I truly wonder how he kept from being killed. He has never been one to avoid the public. One of our church bishops ran into him at a restaurant once, and they had a nice chat. More cool stuff happened as well, and a friendship was formed (G gave the bishop his personal cell phone #; and our bishops are not super powerful RC bishops, to be clear), but if I mentioned it, it would help anyone trying to dox me. I already write way too much personal stuff on here. Sorry guys. lol

Point being, Giuliani has never been one to hide, and is very engaging of the public, so I am surprised he never got killed by the Mafia. Probably because it would have been too public a hit, and they were trying to go more into the shadows in the 1990s after the disastrous 1980s?

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Dis gon be gud.

Get the popcorn!

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AnEndgamePawn 48 points ago +48 / -0

Yup, and Loretta Lynch met with Bill Clinton on the tarmac to talk about golf (she doesn't play) and grandkids (she doesn't have any).

Welp, just like in that case, I'm convinced!

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pepe_lives_matter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why?

It’s a perfectly cromulant response.

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t have a co... c... come’on man, you know... the thing.

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WowStrongWinning 12 points ago +12 / -0

Was it on her official schedule?

“Meeting: Meet with former president to talk about golf (although I don’t play). Location: Tarmac of an airport”

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alpha_omega 12 points ago +12 / -0

FYI, Rudy has a lot more ammo left in reserve. This is what I posted to The Donald last night!!!

https://thedonald.win/p/HrOpDj41/yuge-watch-for-the-ny-post-tomor/c/

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PleaseHonk 242 points ago +243 / -1

If this “ Facebooks unbiased 3rd party” fact check?

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TrudopesEyebrow 116 points ago +116 / -0

Snopes will be right behind this, claiming

❌ “no selfies were taken of Hunter smoking crack and banging a hooker.......

....... Since the hooker took the pictures of Hunter smoking crack, the pictures are not selfies.

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Tx50bmg 47 points ago +47 / -0

If it's one thing Snopes knows about, it's hookers.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 18 points ago +18 / -0

Snopes: A morbidly obese middle aged cat lady and her effeminate ex husband who embezzled company funds to wine and dine a washed up porn star slash prostitute.

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orthodoxvirginian 7 points ago +7 / -0

To bad his spurned ex-wife didn't start a website called snopeswatch or snopescheck or something.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mostly false!

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Seadgs 23 points ago +23 / -0

yep

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Tcrlaf1 187 points ago +187 / -0

The trap.... They just fell into it. They think thier media allies and Facebook censorship will protect them.

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FuckRioters 84 points ago +84 / -0

Facebook is already trying to protect them.

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TenScoops 32 points ago +33 / -1

yeah it does

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McFatty7 19 points ago +19 / -0

Whenever a Democrat urges you to "vote early”, that means some shady shit is about to go down.

They just want your vote before you find out.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is it tomorrow yet?

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Test_user21 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you says it's happening now, well when exactly do you mean?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rudy said more "over the next 5 days".. so I'm just pontificating that he means daily moabs.

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MemeWarVeteran69 71 points ago +71 / -0

To be fair I'm not convinced Joe knows who he is today

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Silencemennow 50 points ago +50 / -0

Come on man, he's busy running for senate against a mormon in a state he isn't in.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Look fat, you just posted malarkey

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PencePrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned about roaches!

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Joe doesn't even know he's alive."

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MaxineWaters4Prez 18 points ago +18 / -0

Joe's official schedule:

6:00am: lukewarm oatmeal and a vanilla ensure.

6:25am: sponge bath and digital disimpaction

6:40am: intramuscular injection of amphetamines

6:45am: call Lyndon Johnson to congratulate him on the invention of the horseless carriage

7:00am: nap

9:45am: mental acuity test and lid on daily public activities

10:00am: nap

2:30pm: pureed peas and prune juice

2:50pm: send telegraph to Persia in regards to the alliance talks with Nabopolassar.

3:15pm bedtime

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SneakyDD 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

3:49: restless legs, give Ambien, tell him he can't bang Jill tonight she has a headache

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Viewer01 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just like the tar Mac never happened.

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DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is big brain thinkin right here. good work smart person

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rangoon03 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol..you are lucky if today he remembers Hunter is his son or Ukraine is a country

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Mother_of_gains 149 points ago +149 / -0

Lol. Trump spends four years saying he has no idea what any of this russian collusion bullshit is. Media says he must be lying. Then, when Mueller confirms "no collusion" they don't even apologize.

And yet in this clear example of special treatment, they won't press Biden at all.

Honk fucking honk.

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IntergalacticWalrus 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤡🐸

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TheGreenSupremacist 9 points ago +9 / -0

they don't even apologize

Forget apologies.. many still are still accusing him of colluding with Russia. Mueller just "didn't look hard enough" you see.

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

the trick to getting away with it is not leaving a laptop full of information in some random persons possession.

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Vonsey 120 points ago +120 / -0

ohhh then it must not have happened!

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TrollToll 111 points ago +111 / -0

Because nobody writes down their illegal unofficial schedule

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GurnBlansten 13 points ago +13 / -0

it was probably written on official VPOTUS stationary and was left in another rental car

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analog_shitposter 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s so ridiculous, NY Post reported that the Biden campaign didn’t respond to requests for comment, now the campaign turns around and says they didn’t look into this

🤡🌎

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DemsFuckKids 8 points ago +8 / -0

unscheduled makes it even worse

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MrsNos 73 points ago +73 / -0

Oh well that’s ok then. Everyone go home, nothing to see here!

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CleanLivingKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I didn't do it."

"Okay! Jack, ban the newspaper."

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like the democrats did when Kavanaugh showed his calendar when that "party" took place. I remember when they apologized and backed off.

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For_All_Mankind 56 points ago +56 / -0

Well no shit he didn’t report it on his official schedule.

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NazisWereSocialist 47 points ago +47 / -0

Lmfao “Joe said it didn’t happen so it didn’t happen”

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Captainzoomer 23 points ago +23 / -0

"What didn't happen?" -Joe Biden probably

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Silencemennow 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Oh it's okay Mr. Biden, just sit back down and watch your game shows and be no bother."

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NazisWereSocialist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol totally, I have strong doubts that Joe has much memory of what happened, if he’s called to testify I’ll believe it when he says “I have no recollection of that”

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stjimmy92 14 points ago +14 / -0

They didn’t even say that. “We don’t see it in the official schedule so it didn’t happen.” Didn’t even ask Joe

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NazisWereSocialist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol you’re right, he’d probably admit it... oh wait he pretty much did and laughed about it on tape...

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PremiumPatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The schedule doesn't lie! Lol.

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USA1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well in his defense... he probably doesn't remember.

They either need to solidify he's got memory issues to save him or he's on path for jail.

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Richard_Friedman 40 points ago +42 / -2

What fags..

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JohnScott 37 points ago +37 / -0

Lol. This is absolutely the wrong play. He should admit it but play it off as a nothingburger. There's too much evidence to deny the meeting itself. Just downplay its significance. He's putting way too much faith in big Tech's censorship.

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Staatssicherheit 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nope. They are doing this as major damage control for their base as well as giving a fig leaf to Big Tech to censor this story.

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JohnScott 21 points ago +21 / -0

Right. But it's the wrong play. The big media don't really control discharge of information any more. People are already talking about it on Facebook and elsewhere openly. They can't control that flow completely. So once it's proven he was lying, it will lead to more bread crumbs.

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dizzle_izzle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think you're right. They should've stopped for a second and played this out.

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9x10again 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'll call it a lie, and then lie about lying about the lie.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then lie about that lie, and then lie about that one, and the next one for...2 weeks.

Then say that it's"old news", and has already been discredited.

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Methodmapper 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how Nixon went down, It's not the act so much as the cover up! Popcorn! or Corn Pop!!!

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rangoon03 4 points ago +4 / -0

We talked about football I swear

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LetFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grandkids and golf!

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crack and hookers*

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zipodk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't, already made his bed that he didn't meet and didn't discuss this

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sfmaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a feeling the msm is already rehearsing their given lines to downplay it themselves.

"Yes, biden may have helped his son, but Trump is literally a nazi"

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ThePronghorn 27 points ago +27 / -0

Well, pack it up boys. Maybe next time.

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SryServiceDown 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shoot. At least we gave it our best effort.

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Swagnon 25 points ago +25 / -0

Guys its ok. His schedule just labeled that time as BUSY. We can also confirm noone at Burisma is named busy.

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zipodk 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Joe was burisi during that time."

"Did you say busy"

"Yes, he was burisi"

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yes. He was busy - very burisi - so very very Бурісма.

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Staatssicherheit 23 points ago +23 / -0

The emails are legit based on the very candid photos of Hunter that was released. The questions our media needs to ask is:

  1. Is this Hunter Biden's laptop?

  2. Does he have knowledge of this email on his laptop?

  3. Has Joe Biden ever met with Burisma? Officially or unofficially. When and where?

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CatsGoWoof 3 points ago +3 / -0

Logical questions which provoke transparency and accountability?

GET OUT OF HERE YOU RACIST.

(but seriously, jokes aside, it is sad and unfortunate that these types of questions aren't being addressed and followed through)

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BIDENSACPADDICT 22 points ago +22 / -0

I always include illegal ukrainian bribe brunches on my official schedule.

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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GayBoys4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

We investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong

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Tx50bmg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also used by the FBM and DoNJ

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AIDS1255 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also used by Wayfair

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Staatssicherheit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Heh. Tacit admission? Ask them to provide the schedule from the day that Biden met with Burisma. When they do provide the schedule, ask them how do they know which date we were asking for?

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Mark-McAwesome 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nice of them to use “official” I was concerned... couldn’t they just use Joe Biden’s original statement, because of how it was so truthful?

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Beat_to_Quarters 15 points ago +15 / -0

Were Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch "officially" scheduled to meet on the tarmac?

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TheEmoEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

And golf!

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ChuckedBeef 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Joe Dindu Nuffin!"

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9x10again 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's his Corn Pop name.

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Cough 10 points ago +10 / -0

Suuuure.

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DamitBobby 10 points ago +10 / -0

Credat judea apello non ego

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dizzle_izzle 4 points ago +4 / -0

5 by 5 target locked. Awaiting orders. Over.

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GasStationBurrito 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sure, just like slick willie never flew on Epstein's Lolita Express. Tell me another story, papaw!

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Covfefefefe19 7 points ago +7 / -0

No time was provided, though. The incriminating email said:

“Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving an opportunity to meet your father and spent [sic] some time together. It’s realty [sic] an honor and pleasure,”

It didn’t say “thank you for meeting me on August 4, 2016 at 12:00 PM.”

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PatrickSebast 3 points ago +3 / -0

THEY REVIEWED THE SCHEDULE!!!!! ALL OF THE SCHEDULE!!

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Staatssicherheit 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do they know which dates to look?

Ultimate gotcha.

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HyperCarbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Must be fake news.

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Covfefefefe19 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Oh shit, here is the entry! We found it. It says

“Tuesday at 1:00: Meeting with Burisma Natural Gas executive in order to sell my power as Vice President to foreign agents to illegally help my crackhead hooker banging son in his $1,000,000 per year job that I hooked him up with by bribing Ukraine with BILLIONS in taxpayer dollars.”

Must have overlooked that schedule entry!

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lyintedscrews 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe they should look at the calendar in the folder where he kept info on ST6, or maybe the one with all the deposit slips from Benghazi weapons sales, or maybe the folder where he keeps his child porn.

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Cphoenix85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy

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winsome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seal Team 6.

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Noragrats 5 points ago +5 / -0

Breaking, just in: Alleged bank robber who was caught on tape robbing the bank, says his “official schedule” proves he was visiting his grandmother at the time, and therefore, did not rob the bank. Honk honk.

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goodatlife123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look Fat, this is not the droid you're looking for.

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Sup34 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well - case closed. Move on, bigots. Trump’s taxes, handmaid tale, insurance and what not.

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xyzzypoof 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would you document such a meeting?

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RiverRunnerVDB 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even though we attempted a coup against the president of the US we would never falsify someone’s schedule to cover for times he was meeting with heads of criminal organizations for payouts.

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pullofthemoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Twitter: "This is illegitimate and should therefore be hidden."

Biden: "This is legitimate enough we had to check his schedule and produce an official statement."

Pick one.

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +4 / -0

It really speaks volumes on how Trump’s children turned out compared to Biden’s children. DJT clearly is a better father than Joe Biden.

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NotTheTendies 4 points ago +4 / -0

This just in... Debunked far-right wing conspiracy theory of Man who is caught red handed says "Dindu Nuffin".

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WolfgangArmageddon7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonder when my neighbors are ever gonna remove their Biden signs

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stonepony 4 points ago +5 / -1

So, you had to "review the official schedules", instead of just asking Joe, because he's too senile to remember and he's not having one of his good days?

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

He already called a lid today. They can't ask him, he's sleeping.

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quigonkenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Since Joe didn't release this highly illegal and unethical meeting on his official schedule, it must not have happened."

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Snowdone 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Investigations by the press” LOL What press???

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Pixel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just wait until the hammer drops and Obama's EO which fundamentally changed the way news media is able to spread disinformation, and the dumbass Section 230 protections passed in 1996 are killed.

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

oFfICiAL