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deleted 451 points ago +452 / -1
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Impressive-Length 327 points ago +327 / -0

According to Biden’s official schedule, he never smoked crack with hookers.

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williammcfadden 176 points ago +176 / -0

According to Biden's official schedule, he never sniffed any child after 5pm.

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schiff_for_brains 92 points ago +92 / -0

According to Biden’s schedule, he has a senate campaign rally somewhere.

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KekistanPM 45 points ago +45 / -0

Welp, if Biden says Biden didn't do anything wrong, then it's good enough for me!

/s

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starl1te 17 points ago +17 / -0

against that Mormon mayor!

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago +7 / -0

According to Biden’s schedule, he has never fingered a campaign staffer against her will.

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4Christ 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to my schedule, I don't sleep or poop.

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ArcticPharaoh 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to Clinton's official schedule, Epstein never officially killed himself.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

HERE’S WHAT LIES BENEATH THE ‘HUNTER BIDEN UKRAINE’ SCANDAL (it goes back to the 2008 Kleptocracy Asset Recovery Initiative, when Obama started using U.S. money to fund Soros mischief):

https://thedonald.win/p/41M09Ju/opensources-timelineorganized-ou/

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BrainJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well a man's gotta call it quits at somepoint. Only so many hours in the day

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leakmouth 39 points ago +39 / -0

Giuliani, without evidence, releases a shitload of evidence

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MAGAnic316 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Giuliani...conspiracy theories...connected to muh Russian intelligence" 😱

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zipodk 30 points ago +30 / -0

Was Monica blowing Bill on his official schedule? Those schedules are the god's-honest truth, so it must have been, right?

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Sarthax 15 points ago +15 / -0

My official schedule for work says I'm in a meeting, but I'm actually taking a shit and playing video games. But this is the government guys, it's different. We can trust them.

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pepe_lives_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re Public Servants!!! How dare you insensate... oh you know.. the thing.

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rangoon03 13 points ago +13 / -0

10AM: Drink too much Metamusil, pass out in a chair, and shit my pants

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orthodoxvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

11:45am: go into the secret sub-basement and do some kids before sacrificing them to Moloch.

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Rainman 30 points ago +30 / -0

I thought Biden's official records were sealed?

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williammcfadden 17 points ago +17 / -0

C'mon, Man!

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pepe_lives_matter 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a bunch of malarkey

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PyroSphere 72 points ago +72 / -0

C'mon man, would I lie to you stupid bastards?

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williammcfadden 30 points ago +30 / -0

Listen, Fat -- do I make the Post take a test for cocaine before I respond to that? C'mon, Man -- You know the deal!

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WowStrongWinning 12 points ago +12 / -0

You think you beat me in a push-up contest? Come on man.

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Staatssicherheit 15 points ago +15 / -0

Who are you going to believe? My "official schedule"? Or emails found on my son's laptop?

Have the libs started trying to pass off the emails as fake yet? If so, how do they explain the very candid photos?

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TrumpsThrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

They haven’t bothered. Twatter’s been trending “But His Emails”, and it’s full of morons saying we’re dumb for focusing on emails again. As if there’s nothing to focus on

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DarkoPolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go, youuuu know, John Carpenter’s The Thing

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DisgustedByMisleadia 56 points ago +56 / -0

Giuliani knows how this game is played.

Now that Biden has denied it, Giuliani will publish another email in which the meeting was set up by CrackHead, with a date and time.

Next, Biden will claiming he was doing something else at that time.

Then, Giuliani will publish a picture with the Ukrainian and Joe Biden.

The idea is to keep it in the news cycle, and let Biden keep digging himself into a hole.

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pepe_lives_matter 10 points ago +10 / -0

No.... keep going

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Test_user21 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey wait a second, I hasn't grabbed popcorn yet

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rangoon03 6 points ago +6 / -0

yep slow burn..drag it out to as close to Nov 3 as possible.

Wonder if Joe ever emailed Hunter about little kids..codewords perhaps?

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter paid off sex traffickers. Maybe some of the traffic was of the younger sort, for Dad? In exchange for getting son a "job" in Ukraine?

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Megadog3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking hope this is what's going to happen.

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ImWithHearse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Giuliani was a career prosecutor in NYC, specializing in organized crime. The mafia was scared shitless if he was working the case. Man is a bulldog genius.

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orthodoxvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I truly wonder how he kept from being killed. He has never been one to avoid the public. One of our church bishops ran into him at a restaurant once, and they had a nice chat. More cool stuff happened as well, and a friendship was formed (G gave the bishop his personal cell phone #; and our bishops are not super powerful RC bishops, to be clear), but if I mentioned it, it would help anyone trying to dox me. I already write way too much personal stuff on here. Sorry guys. lol

Point being, Giuliani has never been one to hide, and is very engaging of the public, so I am surprised he never got killed by the Mafia. Probably because it would have been too public a hit, and they were trying to go more into the shadows in the 1990s after the disastrous 1980s?

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Dis gon be gud.

Get the popcorn!

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AnEndgamePawn 48 points ago +48 / -0

Yup, and Loretta Lynch met with Bill Clinton on the tarmac to talk about golf (she doesn't play) and grandkids (she doesn't have any).

Welp, just like in that case, I'm convinced!

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pepe_lives_matter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why?

It’s a perfectly cromulant response.

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WowStrongWinning 12 points ago +12 / -0

Was it on her official schedule?

“Meeting: Meet with former president to talk about golf (although I don’t play). Location: Tarmac of an airport”

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alpha_omega 12 points ago +12 / -0

FYI, Rudy has a lot more ammo left in reserve. This is what I posted to The Donald last night!!!

https://thedonald.win/p/HrOpDj41/yuge-watch-for-the-ny-post-tomor/c/