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The Biden campaign responds to the New York Post story: "We have reviewed Joe Biden's "official" schedules from the time and no meeting, as alleged by the New York Post, ever took place. (media.patriots.win)
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– deleted 162 points ago +162 / -0
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– MemeWarVeteran69 71 points ago +71 / -0

To be fair I'm not convinced Joe knows who he is today

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– Silencemennow 50 points ago +50 / -0

Come on man, he's busy running for senate against a mormon in a state he isn't in.

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– No_Malarkey_Joe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Look fat, you just posted malarkey

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– PencePrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned about roaches!

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– PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Joe doesn't even know he's alive."

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– MaxineWaters4Prez 18 points ago +18 / -0

Joe's official schedule:

6:00am: lukewarm oatmeal and a vanilla ensure.

6:25am: sponge bath and digital disimpaction

6:40am: intramuscular injection of amphetamines

6:45am: call Lyndon Johnson to congratulate him on the invention of the horseless carriage

7:00am: nap

9:45am: mental acuity test and lid on daily public activities

10:00am: nap

2:30pm: pureed peas and prune juice

2:50pm: send telegraph to Persia in regards to the alliance talks with Nabopolassar.

3:15pm bedtime

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– SneakyDD 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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– mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

3:49: restless legs, give Ambien, tell him he can't bang Jill tonight she has a headache

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– Viewer01 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just like the tar Mac never happened.

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– DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is big brain thinkin right here. good work smart person

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– rangoon03 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol..you are lucky if today he remembers Hunter is his son or Ukraine is a country

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