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Covfefefefe19 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Oh shit, here is the entry! We found it. It says

“Tuesday at 1:00: Meeting with Burisma Natural Gas executive in order to sell my power as Vice President to foreign agents to illegally help my crackhead hooker banging son in his $1,000,000 per year job that I hooked him up with by bribing Ukraine with BILLIONS in taxpayer dollars.”

Must have overlooked that schedule entry!