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eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who are you, that is so wise in the ways of science?

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4cdarth [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am Author, King of the Britons

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starsabove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well I didn't vote for ye.

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4cdarth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't vote for kings.

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eyerighteye 2 points ago +2 / -0

My liege

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4cdarth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table?

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eyerighteye 2 points ago +2 / -0

My liege, I would be honored.

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4cdarth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is your name?

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eyerighteye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bedemere my leige

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4cdarth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then I dub you, 'Sir Bedemere, Knight of the Round Table'.

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starsabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congressional aides brought in the bathroom scale from Jerry Nadler's office

Wow.

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ljsilver0000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I opened this page hoping for Monty Python quotes

You did not disappoint.

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Freyjaschild 2 points ago +2 / -0

We found a witch may we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one? Bring her forward. I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch. But you are dressed as one. They dressed me up like this and this isnt my nose its a false one. Well. Well we did do the nose and the hat, but she has got a wart.