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Hunter Biden's Signed Laptop Receipt ! Patriot Hit me Up on Twitter ! (media.patriots.win) 💉 CRACKHEAD HUNTER 💉
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MaximumMAGA 109 points ago +109 / -0

$85 lol

Joe Biden could have avoided all of this over $85 ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Buce-Nudo 47 points ago +47 / -0

My theory is that he told someone he sent his laptop to a regular techie, then that someone who has a brain flipped out. That's when they asked Hunter if the techie knew who he was. Hunter forgot he signed, said no, and they moved on nervously.

Fast forward to Rudy cackling in his home office on the phone with whoever the techie contacted.

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jive-ass-turkey 19 points ago +19 / -0

I got a better one, I think.

Hunter wasn't just smoking crack out of that pipe he was smoking meth.

He probably decided he needed the data off the damaged computer during a manic meth bender. He then crashed for a few days to recover, woke up and had no recollection of the event ever taking place.

We already know he is dodging child support payments and God knows what else so my guess is Hunter doesn't return a ton of calls.

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Leucophylla12 21 points ago +21 / -0

“Dad, I need a new laptop, spent all my Ukraine money on crack and whores”

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t-ara-fan 8 points ago +8 / -0

... and crackwhores. Don't forget to add that.

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SWAGLORDX1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

Ok I'm way out of the loop. Things move to fast around here. You take 24 hours off and it's like another dimension.

Hunter Biden -> Laptop -> $85 -> Smoking Crack?

Help me connect the dots here please and thank you.

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MAGABrick 8 points ago +8 / -0

So the repairman is getting suicided now?

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buckeyeminuteman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably will suicide himself in the back of the head. Two shots.

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Darth_Vader 4 points ago +4 / -0

After zipping himself into a suitcase in a room locked from the outside

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SWAGLORDX1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bless you, thanks!

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t-ara-fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bless the REPAIR MAN!

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here are some of the NY Post links. It's moving fast, and a ton is being published about this, so it's not all of them, but it's a start. https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/email-reveals-how-hunter-biden-introduced-ukrainian-biz-man-to-dad/ https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/senate-committee-investigating-hunter-biden-hard-drive-email/ https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/obama-conference-call-leaked-to-burisma-biden-emails/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow I am sorry these aren't on different lines, I have yet to figure out the command for new lines yet. "Enter/Return" doesn't work.

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ADAM_SCHITT 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lmao and he went in for data recovery! I hope he had some important things on there

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MaximumMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welp... he's going to get it in FULL

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KRM944 45 points ago +46 / -1

Any way to look up that phone number or email?

Is that Hunter’s signature?

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KILLARY4PRISON 71 points ago +71 / -0

I have the ability to look up phone numbers.

That phone number is registered to:

ROBERT BIDEN 157 DREXEL DR SEVERNA PARK, MD 21146 US

AT&T WIRELESS - MOBILE

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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's some gangster shit pede.

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warlord1 19 points ago +19 / -0

No way. He’s still on a family plan holy shit lol

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ADAM_SCHITT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did anyone call him yet?

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AprilShowers 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmao you rock

it's right outside of DC and close to Delaware border

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oxygen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good questions. I do know 202 is Washington DC's area code

EDIT: THE NUMBER SAYS IT BELONGS TO HIM:

https://validnumber.com/phone-number/2025529396/

Edit 2: Number info reported 30 minutes ago. Not sure

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oxygen 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL. That just showed up a few seconds ago. Wasn't there when I posted.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swedish made?

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wgrl 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here is what I got:

  • Line Type: Mobile
  • Carrier: AT&T
  • Prepaid: No
  • Commerical: No

Belongs to

  • Name: Robert Hunter Biden

  • First name: Robert

  • Middle name: Hunter

  • Last name: Biden

  • Age: 50-54

  • Gender: Male

  • Type: Person

Current address #1

  • Not posting but it's in Washington DC

Current address #2

  • Not posting that neither, but it's in Los Angeles, California

Associated People

  • Katherin K Robertshaw
  • Kathleen Buhle
  • Ashley B Biden
  • Hallie O Biden III
  • Finnegan J Biden
  • Timothy A Buckland
  • Antoinette Iraci
  • Melissa Cohen
  • Ms. Elizabeth Harney
  • Naomi K Biden
  • Jill Tracy Biden
  • Kathleen Buhle Biden
  • Katherine B Turner
  • Mr. Hunter Hunter Biden
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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

AT&T...what is this 1998?

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pingpongdingdong 4 points ago +4 / -0

looks like how a crackhead would sign.

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neehl 41 points ago +41 / -0

That $85 dollars is about to become a very expensive mistake

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Butthurt 31 points ago +31 / -0

That’s his cell number

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sixfingerdildo 11 points ago +11 / -0

And his email

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Ballind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Need to check against the previous leaks. Lot of real celeb numbers in guccifer 2.0

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MajJamesMcFarlane 1 point ago +1 / -0

guccifer 2.0

The what now?

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Cyer6 17 points ago +17 / -0

Haha. They'll NEVER be fast or smart enough for Trump's army.

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oxygen 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pro-tip: You can get addons for your browser for archive.today and the wayback machine. Press a button and the page gets archived to both of them.

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've archived quite a few things I've found, but good tip!

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oxygen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Makes it easy!

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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wgrl 2 points ago +2 / -0

The phone number is AT&T registered to Robert Hunter Biden.

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Kekception 18 points ago +19 / -1

Wow can you imagine if all these ducks go to jail or are actually hung (please) for an 85$ fuck up. Lol. God is in charge. Ain’t no doubt about it.

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BigIronBigIron 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wow even the signature says 'crackhead'

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K-Harbour 11 points ago +11 / -0

THREE MacBook Pros??????

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FUCKTHEDNC 9 points ago +10 / -1

WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS????

It sure would be nice to have a thread LETTING PEOPLE KNOW WHATS GOING ON.

I get on here all the time and there is a pile of memes WITH NO CONTEXT!!!!

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3006Springfield 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hunter Biden took his laptop to a computer repair store. Never picked it up, so the owner took possession of it and went through the files. Lots of emails proving hunter was peddling his dad's influence to Burisma. Supposedly vids/pics of hunter smoking crack too. Owner handed it over to the fbi, which predictably sat on it, but the guy was smart enough to copy the hard drive beforehand and give it to Rudy Giuliani's former lawyer, or somebody like that. That's how it finally came out. That's the condensed version, and I'm sure people will chime in to add stuff or correct anything I didn't get right. Basically proves what we knew all along - Biden used his position as VP to enrich his family and lied about it, and son Hunter is a retarded crackhead

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FUCKTHEDNC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Strike_Eagle784 9 points ago +9 / -0

Has the wikipedia article on Hunter aged like milk yet? Or, is the left going to continue to say that this is a "debunked right-wing conspiracy theory"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_Biden

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1ValhallaJack 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if the phone number still works. Or maybe it's the Russian hooker he got to drop it off. Either way I guess I'll call it and find out

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Vegans4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I called it and got a robot saying "this person is not accepting calls at this time" lollll

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's accepting some other stuff, though.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strap ons ?

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KRM944 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it’s gonna be a Chinese hooker- and you prolly won’t see video- she’s under age

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Jellyfishtacos 5 points ago +5 / -0

What else has he used that email address for?

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Tallsie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably could find porn website aliases.

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thedon69 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know someone that would have done it for $3.50

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

<3 God Bless Based Repairman <3

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Financial_mom 4 points ago +4 / -0

And God protect him.

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SharonaZamboni 2 points ago +2 / -0

$85? That’s a decent price.

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice work fren. o7

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h3xAd3c1m4L 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m dying to see 4chan get into that iCloud account now. Lol.

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s always about bringing the receipts!

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Yawnz13 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm not holding my breath on something anyone with a word processor and a pen can make.