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TFW you can only sleep with something long and hard in your mouth. Also, how hard are you partying to fall asleep smoking crack? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TwoCurvedHollowFangs ago by TwoCurvedHollowFangs +21 / -0
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– FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did he ever meet Kamala Harris?

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– Ingersoll_Causality 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean really, who among us hasn't fallen asleep with a crack pipe in our mouth? Why so judgemental here? Like you've never banged your dead brother's wife and got a stripper pregnant at the same time? Can you imagine the stresses of grifting and looting multinational corporations, that clearly caused all of this destructive behavior? He who is without sin....

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– DesertYote 1 point ago +1 / -0

The correct name is a glass dick.

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