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CEO_of_Muslims 79 points ago +79 / -0

Millions with an M.

There were some billions in the Chinese investment fund but he didn’t get to mainline that, just got millions in management fees I think

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A_Triggered_NPC 36 points ago +36 / -0

TRILLIONS

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FreeJack2020 34 points ago +34 / -0

ZILLIONS

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Agent_Orange 55 points ago +56 / -1

BRAZILIANS

Context: One day, George Bush was holding an executive staff meeting when an advisor interrupted to report some information to the (then president) Bush.

The advisor told Bush that it was just reported 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a skirmish with guerilla forces. President Bush seemed to take the news rather harshly. He buried his face in his hands and moaned and moaned. Each of the staff looked at each other and couldn't understand why he was taking it so hard.Finally, after a few moments, he looked up, his eyes already red and swollen, and asked the advisor, "How many is in a Brazillion?"

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂😂

This actually happened.

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One-Man_Riot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. Came here to say Brazillions.

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Boruzu 13 points ago +13 / -0

China?! Not sure if I should call you “Bigot!” Or “Racist!”

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donaldismydad 11 points ago +11 / -0

why not both, you Rayciss Biggot;)