Don't worry Joe, there's a plush little island in the Caribbean that does NOT extradite. You and your family could be safe there from prosecution for years to come. Just book a flight on the Lolita Express, and keep living the dream forever!

EDIT: Well, this is embarrasing. It turns out the proprieter of Pedo Island is no longer in business. I don't understand. I watch the news, listen to NPR religiously... Somehow, I missed out on important info.