BBQ Pit Boys sell SPG - salt, pepper, and garlic Emeril Lagasse sells Emeril's Essence - paprika, garlic powder, salt, & pepper Wolfgang Puck sells a four spice blend - including lemon pepper, rosemary garlic, sesame seed, and mustard seed Gordon Ramsay routinely screams at contestants on Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef for not properly seasoning their food. Hard to get much whiter than those guys.