And then have a bunch of homeless crackheads come pitch their tents on her lawn.
Seriously though, when I lived in CA the crackheads stole my recyclables from the side of my house and stole my wife's slippers off the front porch in broad daylight while I was at work. My wife called the non emergency police line and they sent out a cop that told her to keep our recyclables in the garage and not to leave anything on the porch
I bet if I was home and defended my property I'd be in jail right now. So glad to be out of California
And remember aromas speak to our emotions and memories around what home is. The sharp scent of shit and old urine around the front door is the new fresh baked cookies.
Fucking PG&E shut my power off 2 hours ago (8pm) for 2+ fucking days! For “wildfire danger”. Mother fuck! I need out of this 3rd world shithole known as California. Horribly run state
And then have a bunch of homeless crackheads come pitch their tents on her lawn.
Seriously though, when I lived in CA the crackheads stole my recyclables from the side of my house and stole my wife's slippers off the front porch in broad daylight while I was at work. My wife called the non emergency police line and they sent out a cop that told her to keep our recyclables in the garage and not to leave anything on the porch
I bet if I was home and defended my property I'd be in jail right now. So glad to be out of California
Would probably sell faster if you put a bikini pic on the for sale sign. She look good
Invite some homeless people to camp out in the front yard.
Scatter human turds and hypo needles around the lanai for the full effect.
Spray paint ACAB on the outside.
Hang a Black Lives Matter Flag in the yard
And remember aromas speak to our emotions and memories around what home is. The sharp scent of shit and old urine around the front door is the new fresh baked cookies.
Have a fire in the fireplace, but close the flue; then dance around in the smoke saying it's global warming.
Copy and paste from a comment I wrote last night:
Fucking PG&E shut my power off 2 hours ago (8pm) for 2+ fucking days! For “wildfire danger”. Mother fuck! I need out of this 3rd world shithole known as California. Horribly run state
As a native Californian of 6 and 7 gens, who's house burned in a 2017 wildfire, and who has to deal with PG&E bullshit on the regular-
this literally made me LOL! 😹
California vibe:
https://images.app.goo.gl/tr4towSm2XfSEig57
Just raise the price to give it that inflated CA pricing
Don’t forget to shit on the driveway and scatter used hypodermic needles.