@Jack's last tweet reportedly says:
Fine. Jerks. I thought you would like my Twitter policies....
BUT NOO.OOO.OOO. Had to have Josh Hawley say the hypothetically garbage junk stuff...
And then threaten to 203 me.
You guys are so mean sometimes.
So there...have no TWITTER THEN....
You big fat jerks and stuff!
Take your ball and go home then .... pussy!
He'll take all the balls he can get his hands on.
Get your fuckin shine box
Twitter is probably down because they are frantically re-setting the servers to an old code before they rigged the algorithms against Trump. They are scared that the feds are going to move in and find out the stealthy shit they have been doing.
Probably, but does anyone ever look deeply into things anymore?
Yes, it will be their internal revision control systems.
If the God Emperor calls my body is willing to brave the shit infested streets of SF and audit them.
If only...sigh.
Jack we know you are comprised in some way, so just keep your mouth shut and do as Trump says faggot.
Everyone bitches about big company board rooms and stockholders and profit margins...
Well, this is what happens when CEOs do stupid shit and the government threatens to drop the hammer on their ass. Board rooms and stockholder's pucker factor intensifies.
They call the CEO in and spank his ass to stop doing stupid shit.
Which my 401(k) appreciates
Yeah, I'm starting to wonder... is this the grand plan.
Just crash the whole site for the next 3 weeks?
And nothing of value wàs lost.
Oh no Twitter is down? How will I get my daily dose of blue-check propaganda and fake news?
Do it Jack. Do it. Do it now.
If I were St. Louis, I'd be embarrassed for spawning that creep. Not a good look for the Private School he attended.
if only that were true
... [slams sensory depravation tank door shut]
I highly doubt he's dumb enough post something like that.
How did you get to be so gosh darned smart?