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Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either.
Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers. After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
But that's not satire. That's actually happening right now. Can't tweet out and have nothing more recent than a 1 hour old tweet from Dice! BABYLON NOT SATIRE CONFIRMED!!!
Twitter has generated the greatest Streisand Effect I've ever witnessed - attention to the matter of Twitter desperately attempting to censor the bad Biden news (per his son Hunter) is saturating all of galactic and intergalactic media space
It's as though @Jack himself is standing on the corners or NYC hawking copies of the NYPost, saying, get your copy - read all about it - Biden presidential bid melting down in real time - watch it as it oozes into a puddle
Im confusion- why dont ppl, including Trump, GTFO twatter 7 months ago?? I ask this every time i see their tyranny. Take their power by switching service. Its so simple. Where Trumps goes, his supporters and all of his "replyguys" will follow.
Well, the Babylon Bee is fucked now too... Because this isn't even satire.
You beat me to this👆🏻
Fuckin kek I gotta start reading more than the headlines on these
Sure this isn't "Not The Bee" 🤔
But that's not satire. That's actually happening right now. Can't tweet out and have nothing more recent than a 1 hour old tweet from Dice! BABYLON NOT SATIRE CONFIRMED!!!
again the Bee correctly predicts the future
This is a joke, but I could actually see them doing this since #CrookedJoeBiden is trending #1
The robot shit is pure gold! 😆
The bee is the most accurate and trusted news source in America
Reality is giving parody sites like Babylon Bee a run for their money.
I think they're installing malware
Babylon Bee conceives satire that gives birth to truth.
Twitter has generated the greatest Streisand Effect I've ever witnessed - attention to the matter of Twitter desperately attempting to censor the bad Biden news (per his son Hunter) is saturating all of galactic and intergalactic media space
It's as though @Jack himself is standing on the corners or NYC hawking copies of the NYPost, saying, get your copy - read all about it - Biden presidential bid melting down in real time - watch it as it oozes into a puddle
I think it is to reset some older code in liue of investigation
stopthespread!
2 weeks to stop the spread. Lol
I thought Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire.
Yeah but like, that’s what really happened though
Not the onion
Based and bee pilled
They messed up, should be on notthebee!
Gotta flatten that curve
Not funny. I've experienced about 3 hours of unexplained internet down time today. Weather's been great. No power outages. This is whack.
How is this satire? The Bee is becoming a very accurate news source nowadays.
It’s insane that this isn’t even a joke.
They are scared shitless and desperate. Millions are waking up to what's going on as we speak.
GOOD!
Im confusion- why dont ppl, including Trump, GTFO twatter 7 months ago?? I ask this every time i see their tyranny. Take their power by switching service. Its so simple. Where Trumps goes, his supporters and all of his "replyguys" will follow.