To save everyone a google.
"Prima nocta is the semi-historical legal right of a monarch to have sex with any female subject, particularly on her wedding night."
There will be a masculine force and a feminine force. Opposites attract. Feminine + feminine, or masculine + masculine, will never last longer than a short time period.
Which gender/sex (same thing) fills each role, well, today that's... not how it used to be.
It would be the greatest honor a man could experience, holding the ankles back with all of the strength in your biceps until you experience muscle failure
she was starstruck.
I hope her husband was OK with her complimenting him.
He grants Geotus the right of "prima nochte"
Yah, with her then me! (no homo)
It's only gay if you make eye contact
To save everyone a google. "Prima nocta is the semi-historical legal right of a monarch to have sex with any female subject, particularly on her wedding night."
And if you invoke it, mel gibson will put on a kilt and kick your ass
hold on, I'm writing this down.
based af
Best. Fan fic. Ever.
Did you write this or is this a copypasta? Either way hot damn is this funny.
Bravo
Absolutely beautiful. This deserves the next Pulitzer Prize tbh hahaha I love it!
“Please, Mr. President, the honor is all mine.”
FREEEDOM!!!!!!!!
LOL!
Sweety it may look bad but can you tell the president that he looks good. Kthx
Trump is immune. He’d kiss them both right on the lips!
Exactly. I'm not even slightly gay, but I'd lie if I said my blood-flow didn't redirect elsewhere when GEOTUS smiles.
Her husband is voting Biden
She is voting Trump
If that's the case then she doesn't have a husband. She has a wife.
Now here's a pede who really understands LGBTQP
Listen here fat! I don't work for you!
There will be a masculine force and a feminine force. Opposites attract. Feminine + feminine, or masculine + masculine, will never last longer than a short time period.
Which gender/sex (same thing) fills each role, well, today that's... not how it used to be.
1 great smile 2 terms 3 SCOTUS picks Over 9000 hunter crack hits
Don’t forget three Nobel peace prize nominations.
Only 3 were announced publicly.
ITS FOUR
What do I do if I still have a boner 4 hours after reading this comment?
I would be too :')
Is it technically being cucked if your wife sleeps with Chad Trump? Asking for a friend
No. It actually makes you more of a man.
Dude got rid of Dear Colleague letter. I'll hold her ankles back for him.
It would be the greatest honor a man could experience, holding the ankles back with all of the strength in your biceps until you experience muscle failure
I’ll allow it