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Zerohelix 634 points ago +635 / -1

she was starstruck.

I hope her husband was OK with her complimenting him.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 235 points ago +241 / -6

He grants Geotus the right of "prima nochte"

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 93 points ago +96 / -3

Yah, with her then me! (no homo)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 76 points ago +80 / -4

It's only gay if you make eye contact

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Dres 51 points ago +51 / -0

To save everyone a google. "Prima nocta is the semi-historical legal right of a monarch to have sex with any female subject, particularly on her wedding night."

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 64 points ago +65 / -1

And if you invoke it, mel gibson will put on a kilt and kick your ass

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DiamondJoeQuimby 4 points ago +4 / -0

hold on, I'm writing this down.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 1 point ago +1 / -0

based af

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 12 points ago +12 / -0

Best. Fan fic. Ever.

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MagaroniNCheese 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did you write this or is this a copypasta? Either way hot damn is this funny.

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Magaman_2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bravo

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely beautiful. This deserves the next Pulitzer Prize tbh hahaha I love it!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Please, Mr. President, the honor is all mine.”

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Worldtraveler0405 7 points ago +7 / -0

FREEEDOM!!!!!!!!

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL!

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CanadianTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweety it may look bad but can you tell the president that he looks good. Kthx

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blah 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump is immune. He’d kiss them both right on the lips!

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jsmith81 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. I'm not even slightly gay, but I'd lie if I said my blood-flow didn't redirect elsewhere when GEOTUS smiles.

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Hedonismbot 62 points ago +62 / -0

Her husband is voting Biden

She is voting Trump

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Alpha-As-Fuck 70 points ago +70 / -0

If that's the case then she doesn't have a husband. She has a wife.

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DoesItWorkAlready 23 points ago +23 / -0

she doesn't have a husband. She has a wife.

Now here's a pede who really understands LGBTQP

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RustySheckleford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen here fat! I don't work for you!

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trollkin0331 3 points ago +3 / -0

There will be a masculine force and a feminine force. Opposites attract. Feminine + feminine, or masculine + masculine, will never last longer than a short time period.

Which gender/sex (same thing) fills each role, well, today that's... not how it used to be.

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Rmaga7 50 points ago +50 / -0

1 great smile 2 terms 3 SCOTUS picks Over 9000 hunter crack hits

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CharlesDemar72 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t forget three Nobel peace prize nominations.

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only 3 were announced publicly.

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terriblemajesty 4 points ago +4 / -0

ITS FOUR

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0v3rKill 6 points ago +6 / -0

What do I do if I still have a boner 4 hours after reading this comment?

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Alpha_plus 22 points ago +22 / -0

I would be too :')

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TheNeighborhoodTroll 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is it technically being cucked if your wife sleeps with Chad Trump? Asking for a friend

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women_for_trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

No. It actually makes you more of a man.

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TDCRedpill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude got rid of Dear Colleague letter. I'll hold her ankles back for him.

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TheNeighborhoodTroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be the greatest honor a man could experience, holding the ankles back with all of the strength in your biceps until you experience muscle failure

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Sweetlysouthern1409 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll allow it