Walmart tomorrow. Need a honk honk horn. How long before I get kicked out?
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Have you seen https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/? You won't even be the weirdest thing they see that DAY.
"So what you're saying is..." (Jordan Peterson throwback)
that I should take off my shirt and pants as well in walmart?
Go for a Keith Apicary vibe in my undies and mask?
https://youtu.be/F7ne774m5pI?t=106
I'll be asked to leave within minutes lol
They may promote you to assistant manager.
Hey, it's WALMART!
lol we'll see - I'll be wearing my sunglasses with built in video recorder
I'll ask for a job application on my way out - thx for the idea!!
Oh, definitely have some fun with it....while you are there.....:)
You might get mistaken for a bank robber lmao
I'll have my pocket mace but not going to CCW wearing this - if any employees come up to me it's going to be SIX FEET BROH!
CLOWN LIVES MATTER
DONT BE CLOWNPHOBIC
CLOWNS ARE PEOPLE TOO
I HAVE SERIOUS CLOWN PURCHASES TO MAKE
I SAID SIX FEET
My wife saw my getup and even though she was the one who redpilled me, thinks this is ridiculous. lol I'm going to do it anyway
Its wall mart. You will fit right in.
Glorious bastard.
Film it and post, Pede. That would be epic
I'm 100% going to film everything POV.
Bought super duper undercover recording sunglasses a few months back.
Will welcome any and all interactions, just need to pick up your usual clown supplies at wally world.
Should I print off a few hundred of those thedonald.win business cards and hand them out?
Imagine being a normie shopping for bologna and a guy in an angry NPC mask with clown hair and honker is handing you the red pill of a lifetime
I dunno, I think you might be pleasantly surprised how many Closet Pedes you uncover.
But totally pass out thedonald.win cards, even if you redpill ONE it will be worth it.
OK I'll pick up some of that cheapo Avery card stock tomorrow too.
Would love more ideas on where to go and what to do
high-end shopping? car shopping? (how many people can I "legally" fit into this van as a clown?) Angry NPC story hour reading woke literature?
There is a pretty consistent trumpers vs BLM faceoff every weekend down the road from me, maybe make an appearance on a livestream blasting the Safety Mask and throwing up OK signals?
ANYTHING LEGAL AND I WILL DO IT. TIRED OF MASKS. TIRED OF AMERICANS FOLDING TO UNELECTED HEALTH OFFICIALS.
lol I wish, look is inspired by them though
here's my inspiration btw
https://youtu.be/ONfvD8hbofo
which I'll also be blasting pulling up to the store
2020 has been sucking big mike's donkey dong, why not have some fun with it
After I get my horn, it'll just be one honk for yes, and two honks for no