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Plaquenil 40 points ago +40 / -0

2 years old? What in the fuck is wrong with these people??
Hur dur, my daughter started telling us she was a licensed electrician at age 2, so we let her work on the electrical panel and now she's dead!

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Qualmow 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is a great analogy.

Well, they are thinning themselves out if the gene pool. Now if the rest of us can raise our children right, so as not to give them anymore fodder for their fucked up ideas, humanity may get better in 30 years.

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Plaquenil 11 points ago +11 / -0

For real my daughter saw cartoon shows with firefighters in them when she was two and she started telling us she was a firefighter. But my wife and I didn't let her run into any burning buildings. Are we bad parents?

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Qualmow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course you are. You are limiting her experiences which projects your petriarichal stigmas on her. She should be allowed to live her own truth... and those 3rd degree burns are just more of the horrible parents you are.

Or, perhaps people gave lost touch with reality and we should be glad that we are outside of thier strange and obviously hatmful practices.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are we bad parents?

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!!!

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bubble_bursts 10 points ago +10 / -0

My son always used to pretend to be a monkey when he was 2. I feel like a terrible father who let him down because I did not get him a monkey surgery.

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Picador_20 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember Jessica Dubroff, whose self-righteous parents enticed her to her death by allowing her to compete (fraudulently no less) for the title of youngest person to pilot a plane from coast to coast? The girl, her father, and the co-pilot who really flew the craft perished shortly after taking off in foul weather in a small plane loaded with souvenir caps.

Her mother, who prided herself on treating her kids as adults -- no Santa, no fantasy, that sort of thing - rationalized the stunt by saying "it was her life's dream." As though a child should be allowed to risk her life for a dream. Mother tried to get the girl's ten-year-old brother to fly a plane at her funeral but the grieving boy wisely declined to do so.

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GWNorthman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek