Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.

After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.

gold!!

Yeah I mean that actually happened yesterday afternoon for several hours.

To loosely quote V for Vendetta, MSM uses the truth to spread lies, while the Bee uses lies to tell the truth.